Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

When @AldiUK deliver your new garden furniture, and just leave it outside in the rain 🙄 Thankfully the kids were home, and just about managed to carry it in #DryingOff

45 mins of #TheBritAwards and it has been absolutely painful to watch. Time to switch off.

In 6 months time I’ll be 50. In my head I’m still in my twenties and can’t believe I have my own house, bills etc and I’ve been trusted with three kids of my own….one of which is now officially an adult too 🙈

Grandad came to the rescue again and fixed the central heating. Praise the Lord that Toolstation decided to open on New Years Day so that we could replace the broken part!

Happy 2023 everyone! We’re starting the New Year with no central heating….at least it will save us a few quid 😂

Happy Easter 🐣

Hi @scssofas It’s my birthday on 1st July. Any chance we might actually get the sofas we ordered and paid for on the 2nd January?? Six months and still no sofas is taking the mick a bit don’t you think? Can’t keep blaming COVID for everything.

I love how I can have a few drinks and actually say stuff to stand up for myself, and then get called a twat 😂😂😂

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

Been invited to something which I know is going to be a really awkward situation socially for me. Why am I “that” person who worries about this stuff? I have every right to go there and not feel this way.

Thank God I’m on a late shift today, as I’ll hopefully be in bed by 9pm. Sick of hearing about this shit show already.

When is Vanessa going to get a difficult partner on @dancingonice? Every year she gets the young, fit lad.

Sometimes you just have to hit that “Unfollow” button for your own sanity!

Changed all my wax melts to test out my sense of smell. Nope...still not back 🤦‍♀️

First day back at work tomorrow. Still feel tired, and no sense of taste or smell, but I’ve been so lucky compared to many #Covid19

Currently craving some normality, or at least the ability to leave the house. #OneDayofIsolationLeft

2021 is proving to be an eye opener already. People who you thought would be there if you needed them are strangely absent, and yet others have surprised you with their thoughtfulness 🤔🥰

No sense of taste or smell, means no sugar in my tea #EveryCloud

FYI....I’ve followed all Government Guidelines re COVID from Day 1. I didn’t take advantage of a “Christmas Bubble”, and the bastard still got me 🙈