The universe whispers your name and my heart beats in it's perfect reply.

Every triumphant comeback is just a setup for your next glorious setback.

Good morning to everyone using air fryers.

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If you want something get it!.But another person is not something.

If you meet or marry someone who throws dogs into a hot tub in a fit of rage, leave; it's a warning of things to come.

I've moved 38 times so far and feel depleted. Guess my life's theme song is "Sweet Home, Where Am I Now?".

The perception of a real family having a meal around the table was all ruined by technology in 1994.

Someday, someone will throw a Hail Mary that will never be caught, even by artificial intelligence.

What's your state?

Infidelity killed me 4 times. I'm that guy living his remaining days alone and happy.

I spend 10 minutes a week during a commercial on my lawn out of boredom and these boneheads drive around wanting to do it for $250 per month.

To reassemble something with 5 extra parts and it continues to function.

The conversation in our heads will never be heard by each other.

Love and hate fiercely collide in my soul, A relentless clash that takes its toll.

We are all employees of this platform, or some might call us test subjects for the larger plan, and one person is a step in front. All to better humanity as a whole.