Y’all gunna make clubbing illegal if you keep G-ing out every five seconds….. like……If you aren’t capable of counting then don’t do drugs that require you to count ❤️ I did not throw a party for you to have a seizure in the middle of my party and get taken out on a stretcher
Going to the mall in high school used to be SO fun. Start at Starbucks, get a pair of jeans at hollister & a shirt at American Eagle, a lotion at bath and body works then go to hot topic and treat it like it’s a haunted house and end at Spencer’s just for a quick laugh
Was in an elevator of 15 guys in suits and one whispered to his friend “that’s a guy” and I turned to him, READ HIM DOWN, and promised him I had a bigger cock than he ever could 😂 the entire elevator was shook silent for 12 floors & I pumped outta there looking major
Could not imagine ever going as far to deny a non-binary persons existence like… they/them is a very real thing and it’s not a cute look to not respect someone’s pronouns and identity. Being in the community and shaming nb people doesn’t make you edgy it makes you wack
Do gays G out because they don’t know how to dose properly or is it because they like how it feels when they’re mere drops away from death? Genuinely curious
Might’ve fucked around and rented a dive bar to throw an ALL-LANA-DEL-REY birthday party for the public… at phoenix bar this Sunday 🥲🥲🥲🥲 soooo excited omfg
Thought I ate this paparazzi moment entering the Madonna concert the other night but according to my stylist I flopped because you’re never supposed to look directly into the camera 💀 😂 😂 I’m so embarrassing!!!!!!!!!!
Super grateful today… I somehow manage to afford rent in NYC solely through making art, partying, and wearing cunt fashions…all while being young, hot, and having the best friends a girl could ask for! 🥲🥲🥲
In this $15 dress I’ve gone on incredible dates danced at Berghain for days ran into the ocean off St. Thomas at 5am on 🍄 and even met my boyfriend in it!! And now I’ve worn it to Crazy Horse in Paris 😂 When in doubt, go with THE HITS, honey!!!!
Snooki came to my party
#PaulsDolls
last night….she’s literally the ORIGINAL doll and is one of the first people who inspired me to jump into nightlife…..She was sooooo kind omg 🥲🥲🥲
To my NYC girlies: Sit in seats opposite the train exit side to help prevent being drive-by punched / stabbed. Attackers typically do it right before running off and they aren’t as likely to attack someone in the opposite direction
Talking to the NY Nightlife Mayor about making a Bushwick Walk of Fame that spans from Bossa Nova Civic Club to Paragon. Notable stars will include DJ’s, dealers, door girls, dolls, and the owners of the 100-capacity clubs that keep the scene afloat. Dion Lee can get a star too!
Omg apparently high school reunions aren’t a thing anymore because social media basically kept us all in touch….I was so excited to pull up as a woman!!
Kudos to the designers who see the value in supporting CULTURE! So many brands and designers love to downplay the value of the downtown nightlife kids in culture and are often times instead distracted by nepo-babies and high follower counts. Special thanks to my friends for…
APRIL 29: THE KET GALA. Myself and
#Unter
invite you to a 9-hour, 4-story, best-deep-techno-rave you could possibly imagine. Get in where you fit in.
#fuckunter
Every day I am reminded that my dreams are coming into fruition...all I have to remember is: good things take time, to wait my turn, STOP COMPARING MYSELF TO OTHERS, enjoy the climb, and know more moments like these are on the way...THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING. Thank you
@glaad
Funniest part of Unter last night was me OUTSIDE the rave with crew playing nicki and ice spice on my PHONE speaker and someone asking me to go inside with them and I was like “nooooo why the music outside is so good” not even realizing it was ME playing it lol 😵💫😵💫😵💫
PLEASE READ: Thousands of death threats later and now the "abolish prisons" girls are asking for me to be sent back to Rikers Island Men Unit where I was r*ped and beat repeatedly..... random packages are being sent to my home telling me to k*ll myself and I've gotten anonymous.