The mentally ill girlies are constantly oscillating between looking like clowns and looking like dolls.

I didn't think parenting would involve so much crying. (Not the child. Me. I'm crying.)

Bout to get a divorce trying to decide on 4 area rugs for the new house. WHY DOESNT ANYONE LIKE CARPET ANYMORE

If we HAVE to have ICE agents, at least make them women bc a woman could never use "I feared for my life" as an excuse. If women shot someone every time we fear for our lives we'd leave behind a trail of bodies. Like.

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Contrary to popular belief, genuine patriots actually fucking hate it here right now

saw someone say "prices very"

ICE warning in Morgantown, WV. Your pappy didn't run moonshine through these hollers so you could be a fuckin bootlicker.

Boyfriend couldn't remember the name "kuromi", kept calling her "chicharrones"

A man who wants to own you can be scary but a man who wants to *be* you is terrifying.

It's the most wonderful time of the year

"ai is the future" Nooooo ai is the present and it sucks. It sucks now and it'll suck 10 years from now because no one wants to address the moral dilemmas of work under capitalism

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I can't focus on anything today. Like no amount of adderall could fix this

Accidentally bought sotol instead of tequila. It's so bad!

new ashnikko album yaaasss

Those 2 blonde bitches from Pennsylvania really need to stop calling themselves poets. Be so forreal

I swear to God every time I hear someone have an idea, I'm like...can you please take that thought 1 step further before it comes out of your mouth?

Y'all are missing the point on this Tylenol thing A) it puts blame on the mother, despite autism being PROVEN to pass down genetically on the father's side B) it may take away one of the only OTC pain meds women can take while pregnant It's about controlling women not autism.

Staring down my mother's mother's torment. I'll never do the right thing again.