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Imagine being a dog and hearing that this happened the day you stayed home
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Lol it must suck to be friends with some of you guys in real life
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Alright mango magistrate
Can't believe people didn't know Julie mango is St. Julian mango...
I've know this since I've known my own name.
My kids know this too.
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Jamaica has a culture of underpaying and overworking it's workers. Why should I stay?
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I think we're taking a step in the right direction everytime we try tump it out instead of grabbing a knife or gun. Bring back fistfights
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What am I supposed to do with this pathway? Admire the grass and turn back?
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Bredda India have over a billion people enuh 😭😭😭😭
OLYMPIC CHAMPION
History is made! Neeraj Chopra wins India's first ever gold medal in athletics, in the men's javelin 🇮🇳
#Athletics
#Olympics
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Cows go moo and chickens go cluck.
The evening a brew and
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Trying to sedate a patient for a procedure; no valium on the ward , no valium in the pharmacy, no lorazepam , no alprazolam.
muss box me fi box them dung to do the likkle ting
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Jamaica had a whole year to digitize their government offices. A whole year later and the tax office is full everyday with no proper seating or spacing or useful adjustments in operation
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She ain’t got no name?
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BUMBOCLAAAAH YAH BOI IS A WHOLE ASSS DOCTOR!!!! Career leggo yah now
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Lmfao to come do what? Quarantine ?
The Good Samaritan who gave taxi fare to Olympic gold medallist Hansle Parchment in Japan, allowing him to secure his place in history, is being invited to Jamaica by the Government.
Read more:
#GLNRToday
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Can imagine you sit down waiting to legally host a party from last year and see this foolishness?
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This is amazing ; especially since we don’t have our own medical school here 🙏
Jamaican medical students who were displaced when Russia invaded neighbour Ukraine last March can turn to Cuba to continue their studies if they so desire, Cuba's new ambassador to Jamaica has said.
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She’s back in America ?
Brittney Griner is reportedly facing homophobia, racism and 16 hour work days while in prison 💔😔
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Man just start work and he's already disgusted
JUST IN: King's House sources say Hugh Faulkner was sworn in as the new INDECOM Commissioner this morning. He replaces
#TerrenceWilliams
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Mr. Faulkner is a former Executive Director of the Legal Aid Council.
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Andrew is goodly the only man who navel string cut a one hotel parking lot because me never see a man hate tree suh
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Me see seh you pick up both tho mumma. We love a multitalented queen
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Jamaicans built different enuh. How you muss come clinic 2 years after your appointment date and just expect to be seen like everything good
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@Mjsassy
You’re supposedly a doctor ? That word shouldn’t be unfamiliar.
Considering how you seem to be unqualified for your current job, being unqualified for your past job seems on brand
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The Jamaica star. Hunted down the father of a child who was killed, to get his views on another child who was brutally killed. This man was minding his business and getting back whatever life he could and this is what you as a journalist spent your time doing ?
#StarNews
: When Richard Dean learnt that eight-year-old Danielle Rowe had been abducted and her throat slashed last Thursday, he said he hissed his teeth out of frustration.
Read more:
📸: Contributed
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JUTC is a national failure enuh. Absolute disgrace
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"I did a nasal swab and it was uncomfortable"
YEAH BUT DID YOU EVER GET SHOT??!!!!
IN THE VAGINA ??!?
YOU WOMAN HATING MYSOGYNIST RACISSSSST ANTICHRIST??
😭😭😭
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So like the people at wharf can just take pics of your things and publicize it ? Juss suh?
You think politician alone a make millions a Jamaica……fre$h drop
Lamborghini Urus jus drop. Wonder who the owner is🤔
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This picture just call me a wasteman
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Multi... bilingual.. but.. but.. nvm. You right
Jamaicans are multi bilingual, we gots:
1. Yaad accent
2. UWI accent
3. Uppa St. Andrew accent
4. Tourist accent
5. Social Media accent (IG/Snap)
6. TV Camera accent
7. Embassy accent
8. Country Farmer accent
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And abortions being illegal doesn’t stop abortions at all. I’ve met women who have had multiple. What it does is simply make it harder for them to do it safely..but y’all so pressed over a life that hasn’t started yet, you stop caring about the life that’s already there
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They are
Why do Mark X drivers drive like they are being chased by the police?
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We need to stone government officials Inna real life
Residents of Pondside, Hanover and surrounding communities are breathing a sigh of relief following the commissioning of the Cascade Phase Two potable water supply system.
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mommy : I realize you don't eat any of the ripe bananas since I buy them. is what happen? you stop eat fruits?
me: y.. you bought them yesterday
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Resentment
What's the long-term result of continuous compromise?
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I need my family to know that they can still send me money even though I'm working
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I generally can separate work life from my personal life. I generally try not to take things personally and not to take work stresses home. The last time I was on the Covid ward this Bredda got me FUCKED UP
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Bro, campion did a survey of its parents re vaccine willingness. 78% are Gucci and the rest are hesitant.
Man dem trying to organize doctors to do 1 on 1 phone call with each of the 500 undecided parents to try and get them on board.
Is this … pride I’m feeling ??
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Also remember you not fully vaccinated until 2 weeks after your second dose. Do not forget it. It matters
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Still can’t believe chick n chips was mass produced. Anybody eating those was fighting demons
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Due to how the man just drag the entire country
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She deleted the tweets. Cyah find a dictionary but can find shame. Give thanks for small mercies
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Man carrying illegal contraband in illegal contraband. Levels
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Hearing these Covid patients breathlessly ask god for help.. like my man didn’t already give you 4 whole vaccines to choose from.
He tried
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“You think a the Pepsi alone ago bubble inna yuh belly?”
Caption this photo and the person with the most retweets wins a stay at
@royaltonresorts
, Pepsi merch and Pepsi product! 🎉
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You being supportive while your dog pal tells you how he chased it around a tree and it did flips
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What a lot of people dont realise is that the most important resource in this pandemic.. is the human resource.
Doctors, nurses, porters, janitors, pca's.
Coulda have 2 million ventilators, wouldn't do much good without staff and somewhere to put them
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I know it's called rocket ship but cmon now.
Fling unnu fling it cross the water?
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Nigel Clarke just sound like a walking textbook. Man ooze intelligence and composure.
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Hate seeing politicians looking happy anywhere tbh
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Healthcare workers Haffi go hunt down gunman to get money? Vibes
Need some extra cash? You can Mek A Money Fi Di Christmas!
Every illegal gun has a price.
Call Crime Stop at 3-1-1 to report illegal guns.
@flajamaica
@mnsgovjm
@crimestopjamaica
#FLA
#MekAMoneyFiDiChristmas
#MNS
#IllegalGuns
#DoTheRightThing
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A man look me in my eye after getting the vaccine and say him hear the vaccine will make him hood bigger and he's excited and I-
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Big big and serious. This is what the culture needs to be
Don't mind me, back At Palisades because my man was antsy all day because we didn't clean up after ourselves.
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Unless you’re a tourist
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Any doctor who facilitates this should be fired
DISGUSTING: T.I. (
@TIP
) goes to his daughter Deyjah’s gynecologist yearly to make sure her hymen is still intact. He said the results are his. Gross!
1. It’s toxic, creepy & possessive.
2. His younger son admits he’s having sex & it wasn’t a problem.
3. She’s 18! Stop him now!
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Everybody on here gonna say she dunce and backwards etc etc. you all are absolutely right.
You'd be surprised how many women share this view though.
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Boy just know that if y’all not actually careful ... is SINK we ago sink inna this. One bad party , one man wid fever pay off the guard , one man fly down and nuh bodda quarantine. It’s over
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I doubt he's gonna win. You goodly say his name 3 times and summon 2 duppy
This is Egwugwu Priestly, your Jamaica Labour Party candidate for Kingston East & Port Royal.
#BuildBackStronger
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Doctors are awake for 36 hours straight and getting called during and even after that 36 hour shift. I simply do not wish to hear it
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Debate number 1
(PNP)
Hanna: Good gyal always. Eloquent. 60% bullshit, doesn't like cows.
Pryce: Sharp wit, cutlass tongue. Rambles occasionally. Owed 1 Tump inna him face from Tufton.
Cambpell: ...... Come get ya boy before we bokkle him.
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2019 started with a bang! Literally...my bredrin drop in a pothole and buss 2 tyres. We deh on the side of Mandela tryna figure out how to replace 2 tyres with 1 spare
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The fact that doctors don't have health insurance benefits will never stop puzzling me
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If we hit [specific measurable target] then we will [implement specific measures]
It could all be so simple.
I’m definitely a mottley fan
Barbados PM Mia Mottley on future curfew amendments:
“I pray that if we can hit the 20,000 [vaccination] target in the next 2 weeks, that the 10PM curfew will be able to go to midnight…it’s a balance”
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Save the sorrel slander till February. Now is not your time. We don't care if you don't like it.
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2 pothole really nah kill me fr. You right
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Hope the police Dem just run out and start swing 2 batton once 8:01 pm reach
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Same gleaner who seh shaggy a teif money from the dying kids? lmfaooo unnu ease out deh please
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I woulda done my money right here. Without hesitation. Food deh ago slap weh every shackle from your life to how it taste good.
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Took a test so hard I had to take off my glasses to read the questions.
You ever took a test so hard you flip to the last page and try to start from the back?
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(JLP)
Kamina: Strong start, engine stutter sometimes. Hearing questions is optional
Tufton: PR gad; policy deficient. Solid overall. Will be avoiding markets.
Green: Best on the night; Focused, data driven. The kobe of the team
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Imagine you go on a date and she show up inna jeans skirt?
LMFAO she woulda muss tink she blind to how she woulda never see me again
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Cornwall has been under construction for how many years now ?
The opening of the new Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Foreign Trade (MFAFT) headquarters signals the launch of Jamaica’s and the Ministry’s 60th Anniversary celebration this year.
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Can't wait to force my children to go here
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Hope Dem bokkle him
More than a decade after his performance at Reggae Sumfest, American RnB superstar Chris Brown is expected to make a grand return to the stage on Jamaican soil.
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We should have one day per year where you can fight a coworker without repercussions
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Seeing y'all laugh at this ... then come preach about mental health.
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Congrats ...invest in a therapist from now
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She brought me lunch at work; my draws nearly drop
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Hearing a crowd say bumboclaat in unison makes every Jamaican cell in my body happy.
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Suh the doctor dem stay man. Selfish dem selfish; bout dem nuh wah go risk them life in substandard ppe and suffer daily emotional trauma while receiving no pension or health insurance without pay. smh, the nerve.
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