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I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further…

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Joined February 2011
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10 years
This Is Why Your Vagina SMELLS! And How To Fix It... https://t.co/gnEWwCI9So
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10 years
Join the Dark Side, we don't drug test.
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10 years
Life would be better if the Imperial March played every time you walked into a room.
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10 years
Join the Dark Side, we have Mickey Mouse.
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10 years
Girl Shuts Up Annoying Guy Real Quick After He Won't Stop... https://t.co/QxpnpvWuMf
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10 years
This isn't the tweet you're looking for *waves hand*
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10 years
If Twitter suggests you follow the Emperor, don't do it. The last time I did that I ended up with no arms and legs.
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10 years
Join the Dark Side, we don't care if you have bad grades.
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10 years
It's easy to use the Force, just wave your hand at an elevator door before it opens.
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10 years
One does not simply dislike Star Wars.
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10 years
If you want her to know you really care, tell her you love her more than Star Wars.
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10 years
Beer is the path to the fun side.
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10 years
Always judge a person based on their favorite Star Wars movie.
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10 years
The Empire Strikes Back should be rated A for awesome.
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10 years
When you've cut your son's hand off and destroyed your daughter's home planet, family dinners are always a little awkward.
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10 years
If you haven't seen the original Star Wars trilogy multiple times, you're doing it wrong.
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10 years
Never trust someone who doesn't believe in the Force.
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10 years
I have had it with these motherf***ing Sith in this motherf***ing galaxy! -Mace Windu
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10 years
Dear girls,Liking Star Wars makes you much more attractive.Sincerely,Guys.
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You can't make an omelette without killing a few Jedi.
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