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Artisanal Songster · https://t.co/vLjxyPo25I . ? . ..Y.. Câret op in-person Nader · https://t.co/R1AetE7ESh
Paronom, Asia
Joined January 2014
LISTEN UP I'm ONLY going to say this ONCE Do you know the muffin man?
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The way I see it, we all have two choices in life. You can try to keep up with The Joneses or you can just listen to The Smiths.
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Well if that's the case then I need to speak to your content manager.
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The bottom line is it didn’t have to turn out this goth but as per usual the preps couldn’t get the jocks to listen.
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[back home after a double shift @ The Flintstones']: "It's a living room."
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Story X: Early 80's, Charlie's West Side, weeks prior to Annapolis city fathers' shut down for disturbing the peace of nonce occupants of a nearby funeral home: Root Boy Slim & the Sex Change Band. Shoved a mic stand up into the drop ceiling so it hung down then "sang" into it.
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I don't mince words. Or anything else, for that matter. What is this "mince" you speak of?
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How much stand could a standstill still if a standstill could still stand.
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What a stellar evening. Naptown's absolute *Top Shelf* all in one sitting (actually SRO due to my offline clueless whimsy-based approach of late).
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Technically, Mrs.O'Leary's cow might be an example of someone who should be allowed to yell "FIRE" in a crowded theater because TALKING COW.
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Welcome to the world of english language idioms, where "all in" and "all out" or "a-hole" and "b-hole" mean pretty much the same thing.
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Searching for an ekphrasis on feral negentropy in apopheniaic pareidolia. I don't know what that means but I stand behind it, if only for its sheer resonance.
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An "old man who offers magic beans in exchange for your cow" just HAS to be code for soMething.
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Since high shool days I always found cow tipping problematic. But then some guy showed me a trick where you just times the tax amount by 3.
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They met on the battlefield, banner in hand They looked out across the vacant land And they counted the missing One upon one, none upon none The war, it was over Before it'd begun https://t.co/ksKHeXbdFy
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