Imagine getting engaged and the dude you're about to spend the rest of your life with kisses you like this.

Got my first job as a pilot. I deserve a tattoo.

The people who planned Winnipeg’s infrastructure must have been the same kind of people who have 9 kids with 7 different baby daddies/mommas and no jobs. All action, no plan, making everyone else pay for their idiocy.

If you work in customer service, I think you should be allowed to murder like one customer a month to help with your mental health.

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I feel like I’m getting to the age where if I slip and fall on ice it will be an injury that plagues the rest of my existence.

Debating finding a new person to rent my basement room. But also debating selling everything and living in a van down by the river.

Is it time to leave this app? It’s so dead here now. The Winnipeg community is gone 🥲

Cancer Bats is fuckin rippin

She’s hotter than pizza pop guts.

Brother, I am sick of being let down.

My foster puppy is getting adopted 🥺

damn, things really DON'T get better, huh?

Who’s trynna adopt my foster puppy? He needs a home.

I would be at least 75% more depressed if it weren’t for my dogs

Any good newer movies out there? I find most new movies unbearable but maybe I’m just not seeing the good stuff….

Instagrams algorithm has figured out that I like titties and it’s become a problem.

me flirting:

My neighbors consistently let their 2 noisy dogs out at all hours of the day/night and they bark non fuckin’ stop. I’m about ready to just open their fence gate every time I hear their stupid ass dogs.

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It’s crazy how much those close to you can be willing to let you down completely just to get a little something for themselves.