When my girlfriend makes me angry, I look at her through the fork and pretend she's in jail. It heals me spiritually

I just said to Mo Salah he must be looking forward to playing against this Bayern or Madrid defence. He said That's all well and good James. But we've got a semi-final to win first. I said Good point Mo.

i can’t worry bout nobody but me

Worked so hard on my music the last year, hope to see loads of you at my Northampton headline show with @patchytrockstar 💪🏼

#MCFC #Liverpool

Have you heard ‘New Years’ by Shiptex on #SoundCloud? #np

Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite

Have you heard ‘Guess who's back’ by @t0m_shipley on #SoundCloud? #np

https://t.co/ZoIbFI7jpR I only think of one man when I hear this song @TimmyClack 😂😂

Ideal im a celeb lineup: Tommy Robinson Nicola Sturgeon Joey Barton Nigel Farage Norris from corrie Katie Hopkins Philip Schofield Ian Brown Diane Abbott Peter Kay Late entrants: Kate Mcann Rick Astley

Every time I go there issa mad

#priorities

If i win the lottery I'll buy @Balloonpr keep the same staff and DJs and just pay them bare

Kanye West - Goldigger anthem but kinda how his life turned out

We blow everything outta proportion tbh.

This is what a mans talking about

Big up @MrScottt Mad Set on Saturday, also Fuck NBS always playing dead music i.e. Lion King & Countdown theme tune. #BUNNBS