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Heavy metal, wandering paths, observing nature, playing music, martial arts, and terrible puns

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1 year
I’ve been playing “At the Behest of Their Death” by Bloodbath on guitar. Swedish death metal is good for the chops.
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Yesterday I had a clam and garlic pizza and it was amazing.
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When the heavy metal is cheesy (complimentary).
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The hottest thing a human can do is be thoughtful and kind.
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Drinking squirt straight from the lips of this can.
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Using Spotify? That’s not kvlt you poser.
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I saw this so now you have to as well.
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The brutal truth of this life.
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On a personal level 2025 has been a bit rough and unpredictable. This month is no exception but I’m trying to keep my chin up for the end of this year.
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Morning.
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In my house Fleshgod Apocalypse is christmas music.
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I accidentally elbowed one of my fellow students in the teeth during knife attack drills and it cut open the skin on my elbow. Fortunately he was okay and made him laugh when I said “Glad you are okay. Skin grows back, teeth do not.”
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More filthy death metal to rattle my skull.
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At the beginning of this year I officially retired from being a hottie and shifted into being an eccentric old man aging like a fine malört.
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I bought my wife a dinosaur themed advent calendar and she woke up early this morning to open the first day with me. It was a Liopleurodon.
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Consuming my pre workout (reading the news) before pumping some iron.
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Busta Rhymes and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles crossover movie when?
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HAPPY TANKSGIVING (war metal starts playing)
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Festive lighting for this holiday season.
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Last weekend we put up the tree and snow village and today we finished putting up all the outside decorations for saturnalia.
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Last weekend we put up the tree and snow village and today we finished putting up all the outside decorations for saturnalia.
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