~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
The truth is
I simply don’t do Envy.
I don’t wanna be with
Miranda Kerr’s big bro or likkle one.
Or even friends with her sisters.
I don’t even wish Miranda Kerr was a boy I married to instead.
I wanna-be Miranda Kerr.
Not the off-shoot version
# Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
#Fickledom
|
#NineMiles
of Nubilous Proclivity
Twitches be like HOV | Bitch Better.
Cinderella is not ‘ Damsel in Distress’
I already wrote songs for both.
They need a clean-up
Cicirella had a Crepe-ey Day but
DayMme ! Day moweyga moon eau.
~It is What it is
#Fickledom
~
When English is your first Language
Communication is Easy.
Listening to Speech Debelle is Deep &
Makes me want to learn how to talk about my stuff.
Lauryn Hill is Super Talented, I just couldn’t Learn from her.
Emeli Sande is Awe-Inspiring
~Welcome to
#Fickledom
~
Abbey & Raven run the
#TIADLounge
Careyme & Morello are Brand Ambassadors
Qianna & Chiche Beaujolais
are identical twins
Beaune, Genevieve & Retta
are fraternal triplets
Love u to bits
@LeitootMoquette
It is What it is
#Fickledom
There’s absolutely no attraction
In “ F**King a Bik€¥, let alone dating one. Fetish or not, I still don’t understand it.
Whether it’s “someone’s choice”
Or “ this street life chose me”
The rewards, whatever they may be, don’t balance My Power-Fiend
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
Am not in the habit of
calling people Dim
But I will cut u if u cross me.
All that, is hypothetical of course.
I still haven’t found a gym
like the fitness first chain.
Fitness cartel in Nundah looks similar
But that’s just one gym.
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
If one really wanted to vaca¥
In Italy one could
just take a quick trip through
TuscaN¥,Naples & Rome
on the way to London
So why are ya’ll charging at all
for government-Funded cultural-exchange classes ?
~it is what it is
#TheTIADLounge
~
Tryna find a Standard 4 people
Is mission impossible |
“We as White-Australians
Should Define the Australian-Narrative.
& go down in history as “The mothers”
[ Like Nicole Kidman In Australia ]
Do ya’ll See & hear urselves ?
Utter-madness.
~Dear Diary ~
What would u call
a Female version of Hype Williams?
Toots could Speak Pascal, Japanese,
Lingala, OldSchool, Reggae,
KirkFranklin & GoSpell
Before Rap-Speak [ Eve/DMX ]
Tupac, Paul Wall & Everyone else were an Australian Discovery.
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
How do you appropriate
elements from other cultures
While maintaining your own identity ?
#AnnaSui
.
#Schoolgirl
is NOT
The allure of twisted innocence.
It’s about
A refusal to be beaten down
& bowed down by the way things are.
~it is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
Stairs are a Liability
Stairs are usually at emergency exits
So they are hidden.
Its quite interesting once u get inside
Fitness first tend to be built compact
Yet are quite spacious inside.
U walk in-u relax
~It is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
when one buys a cologne
Or perfume it’s because
It suits them
Whether the other person likes it or not
Isn’t really a priority
That’s why you give presents
In form Perfume hoping they’ll like it
One can’t control that something is Nauseating.
~Welcome to
#Fickledom
~
🎶I love concrete floors
Coz They’re coloured Natural
A
#CrashCourse
is so Functional
On a concrete floor.
I cannot blame u 4 throwing down
a drink or two
u came in boozed Singing me The Blues
& If it were me, u’d say I told u so too
[
#TIADLounge
]
~It is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
Sleep is super important.
Last night, i slept like a baby.
You can see why.
I think it was a full moon.
Moments like these remind me to
Invest in a better camera,
different Lenses,
camera-stand & camera-bag.
~Dear Diary |
#Fickledom
~
[ Pound The Alarm | Minaj ]
Power is not given | a Given
Power is Taken
what ? Like the movie Taken.
Fafanua Tafadhali | Pls Elaborate.
[ Figure it Out ]
I think you mean | Power is Hidden.
Look 4 IT =
Empowerment vs Give It Away.
Giveon : Like I want you
Welcome to Pole Class.
We are Chiche Largesse & Toots Moquette and We are your instructors for the day
Todays lesson is :
~The Empty Chair -
A Burlesque & A Sit-Turn Showcase.~
It is what it is
#SignatureNoir
Life without u [ Brady ] is Misty Bleu
U keep me in a Crispy-Cool mood
[ Black-Bile is a Temperament ]
What’s in a Name
Fleur has a signature fragrance
Do As I Say Y
[ why are you So Temperamental ]
#Overdramatic
[ Walks Away ]
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
I could say
please stop ! That just nonsense.
I know you won’t
it’s the only place
You keep tryN 2 grasp at power.
Not to brag, am not Lucky, if I was, I’d be
Captain Qantus, but when have u ever known me to play ketchup
Whisky Sour anyone ?
#NewFlex
#Yoga
Warrior Pose,
If u really wanna take a pause
The beach is….
Tada the sun is up, Am headed for the mountain top. Am facing Forward with my eyes on the prize & never looking back. Ave got a crown on my head ,
& I’ll never stop
Soaring to the top to an Eagle Pose
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
I know they say that one needs
To feed their Mind
as well as their Soul & Body
so the common denominator is food.
Food is the Fuel we use
For a Body, Mind & Soul Connection.
You really don’t want to be talking to anyone when they are Hungry.
It is what it is
#TheTIADLounge
~
If I married a white Guy,
I’d be living the white-Life.
My kids would go to
White-Private schools
Coz that was my next step of evolution.
My sons would not be Muigai’s.
Eau dear
They’d be the modern Trevor-Noah’s
With double English names.
~it is what it is
#Fickledom
~
Don’t even speak ur Congolese
#GuitarRoro
is Kenyanese
Heard u grinding all ur lento-Beans
So I know exactly Wut u mean
Been flowing on ur lento beats
u’re Flavouring my
#ChaiStea
biz
A little green is what I need
My chai$tea is Treacle-Clean
it is what it is
#Fickledom
U’re tuned in to
#TheTorreLanesEpisodes
With
#LarkaireJean
@
#GateauxRadio
We were already lagging behind
By 30 years by 2001
Am really still, not like a Dreamer
I get to play Shoulda-coulda-woulda
with my characters inspired by
My Mum & AuNties
~ It is what it is~
If they catch you selling Drugs
I can see why you’d hate yourself
For getting caught
When motherEffRs R on the wrong
Remember that
Talking loudly 2 undermine me
Doesn’t meant they ain’t Ain’t Stupid
4 not making an Executive-Decision
I ain’t playing Wit U
@mimicabbatti
Am glad u r a Poli-Sci Major
Whoever Said That Women Couldn’t Do it All Was Mistaken.
Am not sure am an advocate 4 Abortion but if I had 2 do it,I’d like the Option to think it through.
I don’t want an Atheist or a Devout Catholic Coercing me through the process
Piaget’s theory of cognitive development
Assimilation | change ur reality to fit urself
Accomodation | change urself to fit ur reality
Eau Mum, already heard that
My Traces of Art,
Might save my Phat-A**
#EauMyGorsche
, check my Face-Card.
My Pension Super, is Fully-Covered
~It is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
Walking into Myers or David-Jones
I usually just want to walk through
The perfumery so I can first figure out
Which direction the escalators travel.
I know if I walk to the end of the shopping space,
Am bound to come across
The main exits or Lifts
~ Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
#Swahili101
So While twitches R stuck talking about
Asian | Indian | Nz | American |
African & White Women &
Unlike the little selection of Arab women available,
There’s a better selection of Arab men.
Turns out shit is Super replaceable.
Georgette
[ Is the grain of your fabric stretchy ? ]
I think I know why people drop
their English names.
[ Toots ] Wacuka Moquette
I can tell ya’ll 4 Sure,
Am Sourced from Different Fabrics.
Unlike Seed [ Just “Type” ]
Am not a “Typo”
I have Direction : Warp / Weft / Bias.
~Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
Hello Classroom, Am Clio Morello,
A replacement teacher for
Beginners Language & Economics 101.
International Students R Welcome
Ya’ll can borrow The following books
From the School library
JuaCali | Ngeli ya Genge
Darasa | Mind your Business.
~It is what is
#Fickledom
~
Watching
#ColourPurple
Sipping on Glen-Grant
in a tall glass of Ginger-Ale with Lime
is like Sipping Perfume
Market research found out that,
Unlike traditional bottles of perfume,
People now prefer
A Perfume-Collection In small bottles
#LoveYourself
~It is What it is
#ClubMoss
~
Bitch Please! Podcast Ideation .
Black Privilege is an African American concept just like Black-Lives Matter.
It can only be understood in
An African-American Context.
It’s only after Living in a “White Country” that I’d want to understand it.
#RogErrCouture
.
Lesson : Que Sera Sera.
Tryna stop someone else’s Progress
in the name of “ I know who I am “ is Futile .
Some call it Capitalism
Others call it Surfing.
Whatever it is, the idea is to realise
A bully is just that, A Bulle-Tin.
~It is What it is
#ClubMoss
~
Welcome
[ Black Arts Major & Sorcery Minor ]
I hope u each remembered to Bring
a Sacrificial Lamb, a Black Sheep,
a Scape Goat & a Deck of Tarot Cards
for ur first Lesson.
Cats & Dogs are Prohibited
Am I gonna have a problem with u
@CareymeSprite
~Dear Diary | ~
#SignatureNoir
~
What’s in a Name ?
A Rose by any other name…
Would Smell like
#NineMiles
of Nubilous Proclivity |
#Fickledom
* Gorsche
* Garçonne
* Grigge
Am Not worried that my Company
Is starting to Look a lot like
#Typo
Remember who you are
#SignatureNoir
It is what it is
#ClubMoss
Twitches be like Be Us |
#Yknot
#16Lines
| Make me sweet
what my body need
Cream of Wit, likkle bit of Bling
Whip Appeal Creaming Sallow-Tree
Add the baby-blues
What a
#Treat
, green is wut I need
Lento-biz,treacle-trickling
Quality Flavouring a dream
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
A bad economy is why
People sell a cup of P-fetish for $100.
It’s why having a conversation
Costs more because it involves
The girl next door looking into your eyes
Coz you didn’t forget to pay
her kids fees on time.
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
Lawyers give anyone the Benefit of a doubt because Their bases are covered
Explaining that To a woman who has faith in people Not coz she believes in a god But becoz she’s seen people do good it’s like a good-aftermath
Am evil & the Good Witch
~It is What it is
#Fickledom
~
Hiphop is Laced with Jazz music
by grooves, funky breaks, horn & bass lines from jazz recordings particularly from the 70’s
Legendary free jazz saxophonist
Luther Thomas delivered
“Yo Mama”, the first jazz-rap recording.
| Newyork Jazz workshop
~It is what is
#Fickledom
~
#ANSING
Turns out it’s Stormy-season
In the Land of the Fair-go.
I don’t enjoy making $200 an hour legally
Then giving half of it to someone-else
then pay $50 a nite for a bunk-bed
When I could do in Style
in my new Mortgaged house
@ $500 an hour.
#TheBakehaus
I asked a Lady today what
Palm Sunday is.
It’s called Making Conversation.
She said it’s celebrating a war-historic wearing Palms. [ Wacha Nukes ]
Always looking 4 a Reaction coz
Love-Relationships in OZ R about
‘playing ball’-What brings Em 2getA
[ Read It ]
~Dear Diary
#SignatureNoir
~
What did I do with my rubbish bin
Dint I just bring it in
What is this -A Patience Test?
It’s
#NineMiles
of Nubilous Proclivity
You may not have Macher-Swagger
But Moquette has Staying
#Power
@FeligneOn
@mimicabbatti
@CareymeSprite
@SodaliteXPress
Weyco ?
# Cooking With The Pony.
Aka Am expecting a great crowd
Ur job behind the bar
A really good musician is performing .
Acoustics R great, the crowd isn’t noisy. U better hope this is U
Do Ur Part,Look the Part.
~it is what it is
#TousleTownLoft
~
🎶Now playing | Badu’s Telephone🎶
Georgette
Souled on Flair, babe
String-Telephone evolved.
Moquette
Bos’n ! I guess if u ain’t got the
Brians u Caint think 4 ya-self
Genette
It’s great that we can now all
Sip on Brady-Gossip.
~It is What it is
#Fickledom
~
If anyone has a Question | Query
about the Art of Cartomancy,
Ya’ll can write it up in
Music Composition Class.
Hope ya’ll enjoy yourselves
For the Length of your 4 Year Stay
Here @
#ClubMoss
[ A Boarding School with revolving beds ]
~It is What it is
#Fickledom
~
Twins will tell ya, being different is a good thing
@CareymeSprite
U look like Clio Morello
@FeligneOn
With ur green eye contacts
Apparently ya’ll should only train at
#ClubMoss
Other places have been deemed retarted by Jimmy-Jam-Jamadelic.
~It is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
There’s The Male & The Female Gender
So the 3rd gender is
actually The 2nd gender
it falls right bang in the middle
of Male & Female.
Therefore thy hypothesis
1+1 or 1 by 1 equals 3
Has always been wrong
We learnt that in Basic Mathematics.
~It is what it is
#TheTIADLounge
~
Wanjiru Muigai- my identity is from
My Kenyan, African mother & Father
Kenya was an English Colony
& we got an English Education
& got English names & got christened
“A White woman” Can only be a Mwangi
= Surname
Not a Wacuka Or a wanjiru
#SticksAndStones
[ Chiche Largesse ]
Technology is defined as
A systematic treatment,
A literal translation as opposed to
An Etymology [ Lost in translation ]
[ Wikipedia ]
-tékhnē = The Craft or Art ,
-λογία = The 'Study or Knowledge'
The Knowledge of how to make things.
~it is what it is
#Fickledom
. ~
Chiche Largesse.
“it’s hard to explain
Am gifted
@QiannaCares
I was born this way.”
An Episode of Comedy only goes down
Well with A glass of Wine
Or it is
Wine is a great accompaniment for comedy…Potato Patata
~it is what it is
#Fickledom
~
Twitches be like
1. Ya’ll live a very LTD Reality
2. The TIAD Lounge | Loves ya’ll to Bits
3.These are the only options
4. Available to ya’ll
5.Choose a Luku-Luku
{ Locked Up +/ Knocked Up }
6. Follow our movement @
7. Insert Sappy Title here
~
#ClubMoss
~
Class of Black Arts - Major Sorcery
Sorcery Minor
Graduated Summa Cum Laude
& can’t have a basic Bitches
reining on this parade.
Always Apologising 4 who u r is so SAD
& makes u a workaholic With absolutely no self-esteem Which u equate 2 Jealousy on another’s part
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
Oh Scooter ! I ain’t about that Life.
That Second-Hand smell doesn’t
Ever come off.
I bought 4 new good heavy doonas.
Some idiot swooped two of them for
second-hand ones.
Winter is here
Am using those as storage Insulation.
Getting new ones
~Dear Diary | Signature Noir ~
Topic | Nature vs Nurture
In light of all that reading | My Fair Lady,
What would Eliza Doolittle Say about her Trousseaux | Bridal Belongings ….
@CareymeSprite
“Anywho, I see you.
I Figured | Music Ornamental ,
I’ll just ToT-Up my Seaux
~It is what is
#Fickledom
~
Thank-u, State Libraries.
I may never graduate with honours
at a University With an Urban-Planning,
Fashion-Design or even a Product-Design Degree
coz I’d rather
Be a Dental Surgeon Or fly choppers.
That shouldn’t Stop me
from reading good books
~It is what it
#Fickledom
~
Guess What..
I created a Piece of Music called
#GhettoGateaux
🎶 You ain’t even gotta listen
To My Kirsch | Quit blocking my Air.🎶
Call me ghetto just one more time
Lup-It-a, N-Yon-N-go🎶
@mimicabbatti
[ Or what? ]
It’s
#SimplyDadaism
~Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
Twitches be like
People in Glass-Houses shouldn’t
Throw Stones.
Those Living in Thatched roofs
Shouldn’t start a Fire
# Go-Down Markets were Flourishing |
Flo-Leasing B4 I travelled to Oz.
I guess people value Food more.
Invest in a Naku-Mart
~
#Fickledom
| It is What it is~
Let’s Define Independence
Twitches be like ‘in what Context’
Ok. Context | Woman.
my Love is like Wo🎶 | Mya.
Or would you rather we talk about
Independent Woman by Destiny Child
Someone else got it twisted
Education Love Children Family Bitch
~It is what it is
#Fickledom
~
And just as much as you’d want to be
Like the Americans, you are not
And never will be.
Girl on Fire is American.
#Muigai
will be travelling to the Americas, on the Atlantic
Which was always My choice.
Truly African-Australian
Wanjiru Muigai
~it is what it is
#Fickledom
~
#chaiStea
, Oh what a
#treat
Fickledom a maple-tinge
Ur Whip Appeal is creepling
It’s flavouring my treacle dream
A cream-of-wit is What I need
That’s Creaming from a Sallow tree
They know my brand
#LarkAireJean
That’s ¥ am 👀 so Supreme
OMG ! ATI Shosho Lighter ?
The expression is XoXo Lye-A.
Jesus , Just ask Wahu!!!
[ LIT ! That’s not what I meant ]
[ Lost In Translation €¥ ? Who KeAus ]
Anywho , TikTok is specifically
Reserved for people with “ Energy “
~Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
That’s the Simple reason why
I don’t take PainKillers.
The next thing u know,
you’ll be on Beta Blockers
coz chemistry works like Lock & Key.
Menses are like Childbirth-Pain.
Feels like your Vagina is Cracking.
U shouldn’t take Panadol 4 That
~Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
#Gorsche
, it’s about to get
Very Carafe-full up in here.
I have pencilled-in a
#Trip
to
Beverly Hills on my to-do list.
~Dear Diary ~
So-Owl Sautéing is already written.
No, it’s not waiting for the next generation. It’s already Done.
I ain’t Pulling a Tupac with Dear mamma
I miss my whole family.
~It is what it is
#TheTIADLounge
~
🎶Madonna | True-blue
Georgette
I mean I could strap on a Blue suit
& call myself Tru-Blue on Sunday
But Madonna was first on the scene
& Everybody else just did a remix.
No! I would wear white instead.
But for now let’s just do the Choreo
#TheBakehaus
In the hope of finding “ my grandfather “
Who “ provided “ 4 my grandmother, someone tried to flip the script,
way before I was born.
That’s the same reason why
I have a father-figure was able to go flying school, come to Oz & stayed here.
My mother calls it LUCK
Raised in Nairobi,
The chance of meeting
A Fully-Fledged Kikuyu was Zero to None.
Everyone Spoke Sheng Tainted with
The Residing-President’s Accent.
So I grew up Speaking “ Baba” &
High school was a Rendition of
Folk-music in Sisal-Skirts.
Generations B Different Ya’ll
Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
#OriginalGirl
.
I owned a guitar once.
I lost it at Melbourne Airport.
I wasn’t sure where to start but thankfully
#GarageBand
has given me
A starting point.
Am ready to learn how to write a Soundtrack by actually learning Why
And how playing it
~It is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
Dogs are the proverbial Lab-Rats.
Humans can barely understand what
Eons of centuries Creating Domesticated Dogs has done.
Eventually all animals evolve
Without domesticating but they don’t actually Live within human civilisation
For observation
[ Nadia Rose : Murder ]
Twitches be like
“Let people do what they do best”
Sometimes I forget the words 2 my own songs. Pronunciation is a Problem.
How the hell do I annunciate 4 Pitch
U know that Definitely imma need some help,Coz definition is a Problem I have 2 Wrestle with
OMG Scooter!
What you got there?
Georgette
I was at
#TheClockTower
@SodaliteXPress
helping out with
The Packaging and
This little number was just hanging out
on the racks.
They said I could have it coz
It‘s from
#RogErrCouture
’s
Last-Seasons collection.
It is Wut it is
#Fickledom
Playing catch-Up| Cotton-On
is like deciding to Under-Estimate
The high alcohol content in Wine
& then go on a Binge.
Can’t be playing Ketchup
with ur own ghosts
They are aligned to ur wants & desire.
They guide ur killer instinct -
Be Chill
~Dear Diary |
#SignatureNoir
~
What’s for dinner ?
For $30 for 3 days ,
Eating well doesn’t need to be complicated.
Only the thing missing is
brioche bread & a little Garlic sauce.
Not to brag about knowing anything at all except that
Kikuyu is actually much
“ Larger than Kiswahili “
Really, stick with Kikuyu.
It’s “ Classier “ even if you don’t know it.
MzeiYa ! Coles & Buddha
are super Replaceable.
ShEng is different with every new generation.
I love summer for a few reasons.
It’s the best time to sweat out all your body toxins without even trying.
Which means it’s the best season to drink alcohol because ur body will let u know when u need water.
My hair maintains 50 % of its moisture. “Texturising” is 4 Winter
It’s easy to see through Frustration.
#TheBakeHaus
could very well be
A House Snuff.
Snuff is a powdered tobacco
that is sniffed up the nostril
rather than smoked.
My grandfather Snuffed,
My mother smoked cigarettes.
The scent of snuff is Nostalgic.
Cigarettes not so much
Pill R/B by Not The King
Rihanna / Calvin Harris : we Found Love
Solar Energy is Clean Energy
Zen is Qi-Power.
One doesn’t get Power unless one plugs into it.
One can’t live without Power especially in Winter.
~It is what it is
#ClubMoss
~
Twitches be like
R u a Bird or a Cat?
BoombaClat!
Am not a Alien that stares
I ain’t scared of ur Motley Stairs
I have Ailerons that come in pairs
#SignatureNoir
BLird-CLat Shutter
[The Window isn’t the View]
[ 3 Little birds sat on my window ]
~It is what is
#Fickledom
~
I’d rather walk in Kenyatta-shoes
Than Mandela-Shoes
When
The Kenyattas were Presidential
they allowed
other A-Free-Can Nations to be seen
Even after Solar Power,
Electing ONE African president
[ Electricity ] is still problematic
Everybody Loves a nice set of abs.
I usually wish the abs could just work themselves out.
The idea of acquiring nice pair of triceps/biceps , Traps & little wing’s would be the reason I’d “ love training” yet I still won’t do Push-Ups.
#Vanity
isn’t such a bad thing after all.
Therapy Sessions.
~Rent ~ Think Like a Hooker
One thing I’ll never have to worry about is my Self-Worth
One thing I never worry about is
“Your Approval”
One thing you will always remember is that
I Am Not The One .
Georgette
I have one little I regret in Life.
I really wanted to get to know an
evil Step-Step-mom named Lucy
Just so I could have a line of clothing called Lucy-Fur.
I guess that ship sailed.
~A Sip Theory [ Blackbird Gravy ]~
#BrokeElegies
{ They said }
Contoured Energy You ain’t Chi….
[ They used to call me , call me
#Umami
]
#PaintTranquily
Creme brûlée Am
All about the Score , Score { tin }
Cream brûlée
I tally to the top , top
~It is what it
#Fickledom
~
#RogErrCouture
| An Heirloom Lore
And now it’s time for
Silly songs with Larry # Hairbrush
bad | Rihanna
Drink up dreamers u r Running Dry
Doo.Roo.Roo, I’d rather be a
#Lyre
Whether you like your Wool
FlavourEd or Lacquered it’s alright.