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Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™

@LeilaG

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Purveyor of technology by day, writer of words by the gaps in between.

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Joined August 2008
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@PigeonJon
Jon Pigeon
4 years
Gonna try and get on Big Jet TV.
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
4 years
THE BIG DADDY FROM QATAR #BigJetTV
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
4 years
Unfortunately this usurps all other plans today https://t.co/uOkbh6JAKk
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
5 years
Covid has taken away the unrivalled joy of having to WFH because a centimetre of snow has ground the entire transport network to a halt.
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
5 years
Donโ€™t mean to sound emo or owt but is anyone else just looking forward to getting a nice early night tomorrow?
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
5 years
He can retire now cos this is the peak ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿฝ
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
5 years
Love that Rudy Giuliani is swinging his legal dick around but just last week we were watching him trying to shag a 15-year-old in Borat
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
5 years
Halloween 2020: where no dressing up is required because real life is an actual horror show
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
โ€œIf it wasnโ€™t for Obama Iโ€™d be building buildings somewhere and having a good timeโ€ ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@guardiannews
Guardian news
6 years
Trump says Michelle Obama is the one 'in over her head' โ€“ video
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
Due to an admin error at the vetโ€™s, Martyโ€™s balls live to see another day (well, till Thursday anyway). So Iโ€™ve thrown him a manly stag do to celebrate. Heโ€™s had a great time. Peaked too soon so winning all round tbh; Iโ€™ve got work tomorrow x
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
Great one for the back pocket if you ever enter a debate with someone who thinks the government has "handled it pretty well, considering"
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
Must have cried through 80% of #StuckInLimbo, wanted to switch off at points. Truly devastating seeing the levels of trauma these normal, honest and hardworking families were put through ๐Ÿ’”
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@owenjonesjourno
Owen Jones
6 years
@LeilaG your mum's a legend
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
Convo with my mum, a Bristolian. #colstonstatue #BlackLivesMatterUK
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@ladbible
LADbible
6 years
This, this is happiness right here...
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
Ok but seriously. you ok babes? X
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
REVOKE 230!
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
COVFEFE! FAKE NEWS!
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
CHINA!
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@LauraAlvarezJC
Laura Alvarez
6 years
The mainstream media would like to continue protecting Dominic Cummings....
@OwenPaintbrush
Frank Owen's Legendary Paintbrush๐Ÿฅ€๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
6 years
Whereas #Newsnight can take a picture of Jeremy Corbyn, superimpose it onto a picture of the Kremlin, give it a red tint, reduce the contrast to make his hat look like an ushanka, enlarge it and use it as the backdrop for an entire segment, and no apology is deemed necessary.
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@LeilaG
Leila Guddoy ๐Ÿ’™
6 years
โ€œDonโ€™t drive if your eyesightโ€™s fuckedโ€ is the new โ€œDonโ€™t drink bleachโ€. #2020 #CumGate
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