If CVT thinks fish fingers are bad I’m not sure he entirely understands nutrition https://t.co/KrpHWY39hi

Careful folks. The combination of eating white bread & watching padel could cause a diabetic crisis… #PeakCrud https://t.co/c7vtADhtKd

And there’s another pint of Guinness ruined by Coldplay… #PubBanRequired

E-asy

Excellent article on the dangers of celebrity malnutrition https://t.co/PxOBJROPoC

When they ban coffee in your clinic on the grounds of ‘health & safety’ you know it’s time to retire…. #CaffeineDeprivation

I like to think I have a positive, professional approach my trainees can learn from. @solange_serna knows me well…

You say green, I say gage #HomegrownNutrition

The longest trial ever on ultra processed foods just dropped, and the findings are extremely interesting. A thread.🧵

My pitch for Dragons Den

The retirement plans developing at a pace: You’ve seen the Fruit Corner Yoghurt? Time to combine flavour with gut health Ladies & Gentleman I give you… …the Spam Corner Kimchi Pot You’re welcome ☺️ #WinningAtRetirement

Latest retirement plan. Buy a catering trailer Tow it to Glastonbury Sell avocado on toast at £20 a pop The punters will lap it up #MiddleClassCatering 😉

Decided to retire next year to concentrate on selling healing crystals and dowsing rods. Gotta grasp the future 😉

Hey @Wimbledon so if you play the first round singles you get £66k but if you WIN the wheelchair singles you only get £68k?!!? Bit discriminatory isn’t it?

Essential hospital equipment

Hotel in Yorkshire Breakfast waitress to guest in broad Yorkshire accent: ‘No. We don’t do t’avocado!’ Think I might move here…

Yorkshire hydration

‘For if food was a potent symbol of middle-class ambition, it was an equally powerful symbol of working-class poverty’ @dcsandbrook on the 1980s As true today as it was then…

Overprivileged claptrap https://t.co/5YSVszrvBG

Evening sunshine on Leith