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If you know you know
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Stinks of Saints Row this
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🚨Confirmed: The Queens funeral song has been requested, it is JLS - Beat Again
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People who think an half hour drive is long 🚩🚩🚩🚩
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RIP to the king who has become a victim of this crime
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Going to start drinking that early tomorrow someone’s getting a ‘You up’ text at 8am
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Bring back bullying
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Pre-School teachers first day on the job. Supporting all the teachers out there 🙏👩🏫
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Jacket potato, beans and cheese is a heavy little scran
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Shouldn’t be too arsed fella you was eating Katy Price’s fart box for years
I know this is an experiment but not sure how I feel about this. Yet someone who has had both vaccines, works on the frontline and gets a negative test has to self isolate for 10 days if someone in the family has COVID. Might be wrong but can’t see the logic. Anyone?
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I finger pregnant women and call myself womb raider
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If I got paid for the amount of overtime my brain does I’d be a millionaire
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R kid went for a pint and got a free holiday and his helmet blitzed 😂😂😂
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Ya bird shouts “scream if you wanna go faster” on the waltzers
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Les Dennis is deffo crying because he’s no longer eating that Scooby Snatch
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Girls that used the dog filter on Snapchat are now single mums
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Just want to step off a plane and get slapped in the face by that holiday heat
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Seen some shit tattoos but r kid is taking the piss here uno 🤣
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You’re a psychopath if you actually like coleslaw
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Your dad calls his willy Ronaldinho cos he can lob Seaman 40 yards
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Rough as fuck feel like skydiving without a parachute
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Hope all the brunette girls out there are having a lovely day
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Swear down no one on this planet is more attractive than my bird uno I’m fucking obsessed with her init the princess
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My birds that sexy I just want to shake her mum and dads hand for shagging and creating her init
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Wouldn’t mind being at Siam Park in Tenerife with a sweet one watching her drown whilst I’m sipping on Fanta lemon and scranning Lays BBQ Rib
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Proper log cabin and hot tub season isn’t it followed by watching a film with the log fire on with a sweet one
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Girls who wore Paul’s Boutique coats in school are now single mums
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If she has got ADHD she’s automatically a 10/10
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Real talk though always check up on your mates a fake smile can cover a lot up
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Had an accident that’s not your fault? have you been cheated on? Then message me today to see if you’re entitled to compensation and a serious fingering completely free of charge
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Get on this my mate just told me his bird weighed his ball before he went out and again when he got in hahahaha fuck off lad
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Working in Stoke today and seen a 10/10 bird in Morrison’s and she called me duck? Quack quack let me scran that arse girl
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Swear down no matter what job you’re in there’s always someone who’s about 17 with a bestmate that is 40 odd it’s joke uno 🤣🤣
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If she doesn’t know who this is then she’s too young for you
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Instead of thinking how to smuggle your gear into a rave has no one thought about hiring Sticky Vicky she would pattern it major uno talking 10 SmartWhips a box of Ket/Flake and Maggie all up her tuna purse
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Poppadoms, mango chutney and diced red onions are a serious front 3
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I could go to a rave on my own and leave with a new group of mates no problem
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Jamiroquai - Space Cowboy.
That’s it that’s the song of all time
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Aye lads just got sent this, is this marriage material ?
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Your bird smokes roll ups in bed when she’s watching match of the day
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Some lads spend daft money on pointless shit trying to impress girls and that, all they want is a lad with a tan and Nike Dri-Fit rig out
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You know what’s angin there’s people going to be robbing gaffs and that tonight leaving peoples Christmas ruined and I hope them scruffs die init
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Don’t know who need to hear this but it’s Manchester not “Manny”
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Gorgeous gorgeous girls gun finger skank the dance floor to bits
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Love Island just need a couple of estate lads from Manchester and Liverpool uno
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Someone’s getting cheated on today and it isn’t me cos I’m single as fuck init hahaha
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Answer is 2,700
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Who’s daughter is getting San Carlo’d then ?????????
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Another game changer to the chocolate scene if it’s real 😮💨😮💨
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I think about winning the Lottery a lot for someone who doesn’t put it on
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Sexy girls do the gun finger skank at raves init
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Who has better conspiracy theories the 4am kitchen ravers or the weed smokers ?
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If I see anyone’s daughter with this Nike tech skirt on imma have to tell her to tech it off
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Shoe Zone are the biggest kenny and flake suppliers in the UK how else you think they’re still going mate
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