Phil lester your greed sickens me

in 2021 my friend printed out all 200k words of a fanfic and made it into a book for me and then the author deleted their entire ao3 account along with the fic so now i have a lost piece of media just on my bookshelf

oh uhhhh s4 five hargreevs

YOOOO 3 YEARS CLEAN !!🙏

super late to the trend y'all but how do you recognise me on the tl

oh fuck OFF who is you

https://t.co/Qppjcc65qI

the p0rn b0ts think i'm dan and phil's gotcha machine :/

dan howell reacting to this in 3 days btw https://t.co/dpICGYsGOu

it was ink from the pen i had in my pocket

daniel howell tried his best to whore around but he ended up with a mortgage he doesn’t know how to pay and laundry he never learned how to do

someone put a bullet in my brain

teenager dies after participating in the be single and watch dan and phil challenge

spill or kill walked so hard launch could run

im gonna be honest i dont think thats dan and phil

HELLO?! i’m crying i can’t decide which one of them would be funnier to like this

still not sure what i was on about with some of these

What do u do for energy if caffeine puts u to sleep asking for a friend

still have to annoy each other for years and years more. #phanart

who just casually looks like this it’s sickening

its nbd i just think he’s the most beautiful person to have ever lived and his face was sculpted perfectly by the gentle hands of angels.