”We will never know world peace until 3 people can simultaneously look each other straight in the eye” - Puscifer "Simultaneous"

Some people make soup on a cold wintery day. I make Jalapeño Mac and cheese.

CD Review, Maggie's Wake – Close to Home https://t.co/Rgs4RDwuk3

Hey @sortedfood team... who of the Sorted chefs and normals do you think Cheffy would relate to most? https://t.co/dRL7j3YKiG

Send this to someone who needs a mood boost 🐇♥️

Dear #NHLDraft #NHL The new draft format was terrible. I won't watch that crap in the future. I only watched it for a few minutes before I realized there was much more entertaining stuff available. Just awful.

🚨 RT & Follow @facesottawa for your chance to win 2 Tickets to Game 5 of #GoSensGo vs #LeafsForever + 1-night hotel stay in Toronto Tuesday night!

Rumour has it that JD Vance is starting up a furniture store chain called "Sofa Kingdom". (read those last two words painfully slow)

We need to get this version played at an #NHL game ASAP. @ian_mendes Hey Ian, I know London isn't exactly close to Ottawa... but they do tour now and then. Hint hint. https://t.co/k64sfHhsxY

Hey @TSN_Sports this was not an OT win. Just sayin'

Hey fellow #GoSensGo fans... I'm at the London Knights and Windsor Spitfires game and Blake Montgomery has both goals for the Knights with 17+ minutes left. Big kid that can skate!! #Sens #CHL

🚨 SAVAGE ALERT 🚨 Czechia’s singing Canada’s goal song after knocking them out! https://t.co/pNmfu9AULf

Hey @ian_mendes look what was just waiting on my doorstep when I got home. Way to go Ian!! #GoSensGo

Hey @sortedfood when my mum would bake cakes we'd often ask "Mum, can I lick the bowl?" Mum would snap back sassily "No. Flush like everybody else!" (Cheesy mom humour! See what i did there?) https://t.co/v8vKM1Mwks

Dear Landon Simm, if you must insist on chirping people with some sort of name, try calling them a tuna. It's not likely to offend anyone (except maybe Tunisians) and it just sounds funny. "Shut it ya fuggin' tuna!" #GoKnightsGo #OHL #CHL

Ottawa Senators have 3 shutouts in 15 games. That's 1 in 5. I think it says something about the way the whole team is trending. When they are clicking defensively they are one of the most fun #Sens teams I've seen in a long while. #GoSensGo

Hey @poppy_cooks... Rate my home made "crisps"? (aka Potato Chips here in Canada)

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This is great news. I'll have to try to get to a couple of Knights games and send scouting reports to my fellow #GoSensGo fans #Sens #GoKnightsGo #OHL #NHL https://t.co/0SzuMd1yvH

Still giggling about the Claire Hanna interview of Linus Ullmark where she uses the term "your guyses". #GoSensGo

*crickets*