https://t.co/fq3pfG9Oyk Live footage from the big yellow toilet…

Maybe, if something is amazing we stop suggesting to “Hang it in the Louvre” just for the time being… you know, until it’s secure. #Louvre #hangitinthelouvre

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#ArtForArtsSake #BitOfFun #Woodbridge My name is Al, I like to bring artistic chaos to where I go. Not graffiti, but just fun nonsense. This little package will be left somewhere in Woodbridge this afternoon. If you find it, photograph it, and tag me @LazyPolitics Cheers

I’ve tried over 100 hot sauces in my time. Could not put them in a chart by any means, can tell you the memorable ones, and can tell you the best. @WorldFamousHot1 Elliot Eastwick. His flagship sauce is unbeatable. And pineapple ghost is a great sidekick. #HotSauce

I’ve got a theory to put to you. What player at your club, would you miss the most. To the point you could wear a black armband (hypothetical) doesn’t have to be the best player, just the one you don’t want to see leave #BlackArmBand #EFL #Football

This is value yogurt. Its opinion is definitely more valuable than Mike Liggins, and it has much more culture than “city of culture” had. #ITFC

Calling it now, #EdSheeran calling his new album play, suggests the next one will be fast forward, then rewind (greatest hits) followed by Stop. And retirement before he is 40.

I didn’t watch/go yesterday. But listening and reading so many of the opinions on here I have realised I need to block a lot of opinionated bedwetters, 3 games, new players, a lot has changed #Itfc

Ipswich timeline Sign someone, sign someone!! (Signs someone) Not that someone!!!

So, two different spurs fans made the exact same two comments according to two different footy pages…. Raise your hand AI, you’ve been caught #Spurs #AIdoingstuff #SomethingsNotRight

We’re heartbroken to hear about the passing of our brother in rock, Ozzy Osbourne. A voice that changed music forever. From Black Sabbath to his solo work, Ozzy redefined what it meant to be heavy. He did it all with heart, grit, and that wild spirit only he could bring. Our

Tell me you are a shady company, without saying you are basically a con artist… #WestHamUnited #NewcastleUnited

All the fuss about Kneecap, I thought I should watch a bit. Not my thing, turned it off. Watched a bit of Bob Vylan too, similar take. People want free speech, then get upset about it. Also, asking for a circle pit. When did that become a thing?

The most pretentious hat, is a beret.

It might be an unpopular opinion, but I want rid of the name leagues. Forget premier league, championship, L1, L2. Either call them 1,2,3,4 get a set of things that work, rather than 3 types of saying first division.

What is the point of having a garden, if you don’t have a garden shed??

Luke Littler has been amazing for darts, and even better for people selling darts. But I do wonder when these Luke-ites will begin showing up in pub leagues, and playing well… or are they already selling up on vinted? You don’t need players darts to play darts. Just darts.

To be fair, If at the start of the season you had told me we would be 1 place behind spurs and 2 behind Man United with 2 games to go, I would have taken it… so it’s kind of on us. #ITFC

One of the things I hate about lot at the moment is the phrase “just dropped” “New ****** Just dropped” or similar. To me, that means someone dropped it, not its new and have a look.