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Not a day goes by that I don't miss this man at my club! 💙
#JohnTerry
#CaptainLeaderLegend
#comebacksoonskipper
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Now it’s gets even better 😂🤣
So not only have the FA and PGMOL come out and basically bent over backwards compared to their stance after Chelsea vs Spurs, they’re also wrong 🤣
This angle finally explains why Mendy got hurt and that it’s clearly a foul!
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Sometimes it hurts when they leave, but when you see them flourish and shine elsewhere, it‘s worth it.
Ruben Loftus-Cheek 💙
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I‘m fully on the “just give me Neymar at Chelsea” hype train…
Would he be bad for the dressing room? Probably
Would he press like Tuchel needs him to? Probably not
Would his salary ruin our wage structure? Potentially
But that kind of talent at Chelsea again? Yes please 😂
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To bring on Thiago Silva here and now, is like slapping him in the face.
Fuck you, Poch. Fuck you, you Spurs twat.
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Mudryk might have actually meant this goal 🤯
He looks up twice, first to find a team mate, then to see where Raya is. And it just does not look a wayward cross to me...
IF he actually did that on purpose, this goal MUST win the Puskas Award!
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Chelsea should seriously consider trying to persuade Lampard to leave coaching and management for a while and basically become what Petr Cech was for us.
Kind of sporting director, kind of negotiator, but also forming a connection between first team and higher ups.
This…
Lampard reveals: “I was pushing big to have Erling Haaland at Chelsea. I'm not sure what the appetite was at the club”. 🔵
#CFC
“The competition was big because he was an outstanding player. The buyout clause was reasonable. I don't know how close it was… but I wanted him”.
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Romelu Lukaku doing what we bought him for, scoring goals to win us titles.
It’s a start.
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Chelsea fans, please don‘t turn on Mason Mount.
He doesn’t deserve that. Believe me.
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Broja is annoying me quite a bit here.
We have no real no 9 at the club other than you.
Havertz will play a lot but not every game and if Broja rates himself as highly as it seems he does, it’s just hilarious that he wants to leave so badly.
Let’s not sign him back for 100m tho
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Some Chelsea fans, including myself actually happy with the performance until Christensen got sent off, others absolutely fuming, insulting near on every player, wanting Lampard out etc.
This is very weird. It was a good game! Incredibly fascinating tactically and high intensity
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Julian Nagelsmann or Luis Enrique.
One of these two should become the new manager of Chelsea FC.
Both have pros, both have some cons.
Personally I‘d prefer Nagelsmann but I‘m not gonna discredit Enrique to point score for the other.
It could be either, I‘d support both.
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You lot are disgusting!
Our captain! An academy graduate! A man that's been at our club since the age of 8!
And instead of supporting him through his injuries when he's probably at his lowest point EVER, his "FANS" say "SELL HIM"
I literally DESPISE you people!🤬
Some of us…
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FYI
Mudryk deal is worth €100M in total (£88.6M) but only €70M (£62M) guaranteed the other €30M (£26.6M) are add ons.
If if Mudryk „flops“, and doesn’t score much, we don’t win anything etc, then very little of those add ons will be activated!
Enzo would cost a lot more.
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One thing is for damn sure, the Chelsea medical team had an absolute HOWLER in letting Reece James stroll around Milan on Wednesday, no brace, no crutches, no nothing and then take an easyjet flight with literally ZERO legroom back to London!
How can they possibly allow that????
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Kepa Arrizabalaga just scored one of the most comical own goals of all time 😂😂
How tf did you even do that Kepa 💀😭
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Is it just me that finds it incredibly wholesome that Diego Costa kept the shirt of his last ever Chelsea game?
(Let‘s ignore it was an FA Cup Final loss…)
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Criticise Mason Mount all you want, but don’t hate the guy.
He cares more than 95% of you.
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Ruben Loftus-Cheek -
“If we can win it here, in the Tottenham faces, that‘d be wicked!“
That‘s why he‘s my G!
@rubey_lcheek
He gets it!
#OneOfOurOwn
#CFC
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How the media & rival fans are trying to twist Shaktar donating part of the fee Chelsea paid for Mudryk is the most typical and kind of the most hilarious thing to happen all week!
First we‘re blamed for the war, now we inadvertently help Ukraine & they still don’t like it 🤦♂️🤣
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Chelsea FT is a strange place!
Almost every big account went into Tammy Abraham like crazy for not scoring 3 v difficult headers vs Spurs!
Now Werner missed the 17th of his last 19 big chances & we‘re not allowed to criticise it?
You can back Timo but still criticise a miss!
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This is Chelsea's setup when Thiago Silva has the ball and yet this fanbase will run around blaming Thiago Silva for passing too slowly 😭😭
Yes Thiago does often pass too slowly but you cannot REALLY believe that that's THE main issue 🤦♂️
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Stop playing him!
If need be, get him out of this club!
Lukaku does not care one bit!
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Willian was in the middle of his Spurs medical, Fabregas was Arsenal captain, yet they both love & delivered for Chelsea.
Don’t think Mudryk wanting Arsenal when they were the only club interested is an issue.
Let’s make him feel loved & he will give his very best for Chelsea💙
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Chelsea‘s best player.
Chelsea‘s future captain.
Chelsea‘s best forward.
Chelsea‘s best midfielder.
Chelsea‘s best defender.
Chelsea‘s best agent.
Ladies and gentlemen, Reece James!
Happy Birthday
@ReeceJames
💙
And if Chelsea ever do sign Rafael Leao, it‘s thanks to Reece 😂
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Honestly, if I was Sarri, I‘d leave Chelsea!
I have never seen so much toxicity, stupidity and lack of logic by a fanbase towards a manager.
Seriously, it‘s actually making it more difficult to support the club I love because too many fans just want to hate and nothing else.
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German is my first language, so believe me when I tell you those quotes are essentially correct.
Word for word translation would be along the lines of: “With Timo Werner & Kai Havertz, 2 Germans in 1 year, I think Chelsea might‘ve done well to get a hold of (them).“
#Sane
#CFC
Leroy Sané - “It’s good for Chelsea that they’ve signed two top German talents in Timo Werner and Kai Havertz.”
It’s happening.
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This whole Mason Mount criticism debate is so ridiculous 😂
Imagine people having a go at a 20 y/o academy graduate with 4 goals already this season when the kind of midfielders we had before are Bakayoko, Drinkwater and Barkley. 🤣
Course Mount ain't perfect. HE IS TWENTY!!
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The disrespect Jorginho has suffered from this fan base AND the club is actually disgraceful.
Not his fault he’s slow and weak but he’s always always tried his best, basically never crumbled under the pressure of hugely important penalties and most importantly was ALWAYS fit!
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So now Pochettino was FINALLY asked a good question on a press conference, about why he's picking Colwill over Maatsen at LB.
Instead of answering that, the interesting part, Poch waffles about how Gusto wasn't fit to start and that's why Disasi was at RB.
Sure Poch, we know…
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I don‘t want him starting but the fact that Kepa is so invested into Chelsea and animated in a situation like this, after his move here pretty much destroyed his career and he’s sat on the bench all season, to me shows incredible character, personality & professionalism!
Kepa 👏
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Genuine question, can anyone remember a worse player than Timo Werner to play for Chelsea since the 80s?
Like he's a forward that can't score, can't pass, is constantly offside, his touch is horrendous and to top things off, backs out of challenges all the time!
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If you still support Pochettino, YOU are part of the problem.
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Thank You Kurt Zouma!
Thank you for that photo all those years ago, thank you for the goal against Arsenal in 2015, thank you for fighting your way back after the awful injury and thank you for all your effort!
Good luck for future! 💙
#CFCFamily
@KurtZouma
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Do people actually think no teams in the Serie A tried to mark Jorginho out of games?
Clearly don't watch Italian football if you don't know how tactically intricate shit is there!
Napoli found ways around it! And so will we eventually. Pass quicker, move better & press better!
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FIFA 20 Demo.
Chelsea are not even a 5 star team anymore.
@EASPORTSFIFA
, you do realise we came 3rd in the Premier League and won the Europa League right?
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Willian and Pedro were better at Chelsea than Pulisic, Hudson-Odoi, Timo Werner and Hakim Ziyech are.
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Even if the likelihood of Eghbali apologising and Thomas Tuchel actually coming back to Chelsea are close to 0%,
if reports that Tuchel WOULD come back are true,
the love I have for the man would multiply drastically!
The new Chelsea treated him very badly, so if he was…
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STOP IT!
Stop filling my and everyone's time line with Bayern content! Just stop it!
You lot can all go be Tuchel fans and follow him to whichever club he goes to, but if you're Chelsea fans, flippin act like it!
No one's done this for Di Matteo, for Carlo, not even for Jose!
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To translate the German question and response of Tuchel's press conference for you guys:
Most importantly he said that Timo Werner needs a support and then we will see his quality while saying that we will try to find the best system to use him between the striker & LW position!
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Kepa playing like the goalkeeper we hoped we signed back in 2018!
Unfortunate it took him a bit too long to find that in himself at Chelsea but Kepa Arrizabalaga is a top top goal keeper and will have a great career.
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Calling Vincent Kompany “Captain, Leader, Legend“ needs to stop right now!
Great player & career, good luck to him & all but there is only one Captain, Leader, Legend!
John Terry, one of our own! 💙
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Me in September: buys FIFA 20, starts career mode with Chelsea, simulates first season, buys Hazard back...
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Getting a 95th minute winner to beat Man City 3-2,
only to then lose 1-0 at Burnley 3 days later,
is the most Spurs thing you will ever hear. 😂😂
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You know whats funny?
Chelsea fans that want Alexander Isak, saying "he's scored 17 goals last season"!
Are the same Chelsea fans that said Tammy Abraham isn't good enough after scoring 15 goals in Lampard's first season.
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This is top class managing from Thomas Tuchel!
It might seem like an obvious thing to do but trust me, not every manager has and would’ve handled the Lukaku situation this way.
@TheAthleticUK
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In my humble personal opinion, Chelsea fans lose their shit over the wrong things way too much.
There’s been more people defending Lukaku‘s interview than Pulisic‘s 🤣
Like what the fuck is wrong with this fan base? Pulisic literally said nothing wrong!
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This save is out of this world!
Petrovic, take a bow! Incredible! 👏
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Kai Havertz is a pure joy to watch when playing football.
👑 Kai
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Chelsea vs Leeds this second half:
37% possession (yes, you read that right!)
0 shots
GET THIS MANAGER GONE!!
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Tammy Abraham has scored 12 goals in his last 12 games for Roma.
Since the start of November, only Robert Lewandowski has scored more goals than him!
No jokes, no banter, I‘m just glad Tammy is enjoying his football and showing how good he really is. 💙
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All of us are unhappy with Chelsea's last 3 performances. Certainly didn't deserve 5 points if we're being honest.
But to take that and call Graham Potter an amateur and some even go as far as saying Potter Out, you need to give your head a serious wobble!
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Quick reminder that Chelsea would be top of the league if the actual VirtualAssistantReferee, VAR, was required to take an eye sight test before making decisions on WWE moves in a Premier League match.
This is over a month ago and still giving me sleepless nights!
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Laurence Stewart and Paul Wistanley, the people reportedly in charge of Chelsea's search for a new manager, are on SERIOUS fraud-watch!
Boehly & Egbhali have done a lot of stupid things in their first year, who knows, maybe these hires are also on that list of mistakes?
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Don‘t really care what any of you lot think but I find this utterly heart wrenching.
🚨 “Speaking to some sources today, it is going to be very difficult to extend Mason Mount, really complicated” (
@FabrizioRomano
@onamp
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#CFC
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I’ll be honest, I have serious doubts whether you lot are right in thinking Lampard will galvanise the team.
Mendy, Kepa, Chilly, Thiago, Azpi, James, Kante, RLC, Kovacic, Mount, Pulisic, Ziyech and Havertz ALL witness the collapse in 2021 with their own eyes!
What makes you…
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So so impressive.
Looked like more than a £55m player!
Marc Cucurella’s performance vs Borussia Dortmund was just insane 🫡
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I love Lukaku. I want nothing more than for him to succeed.
But this narrative that we can only expect him to score if we create proper chances for him has to change!
We paid 100M for the guy!
For 100M he has to score out of nothing at times and also create things for himself!
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The day Ruben Loftus-Cheek got injured in 2019, I swore to myself that I would never ever give up on him as long as Ruben never gave up on himself.
It‘s been 3 rough years at times but he hasn’t given up and neither have I!
Today felt good and I can‘t wait for more! 💙
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This man deserves HUGE credit for tonight! We might not have gotten a result but that impact off the bench was on the scale of Eden Hazard!
And I don‘t use that name lightly!
Timo Werner, you better adjust yourself to starting up front cause Christan Pulisic is Chelsea‘s LW! 💙
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Mudryk is my new Torres.
Just hits different when he scores!
This goal was so good for the soul!
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In light off Tammy Abraham, Mason Mount and Fikayo Tomori being who literally the entire world seems to be talking about, quick reminder that our best academy product is still out injured!
People are not ready for big man Ruben Loftus-Cheek!
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Callum Hudson-Odoi said in an interview that Jorginho and ALONSO are the slowest players at Chelsea.
Let that sink in for a minute. Our LEFT BACK is the slowest player in our club.
Fuck. My. Life.
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The 👑 just keeps on cooking! 🔥
This man is special!
𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐙
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Dear
@elonmusk
,
unfortunately Roman Abramovich has to sell Chelsea FC.
I believe this to be a great opportunity for you, increasing sales of Tesla cars globally as well as the potential of sending „out of this world“ Edouard Mendy on a trip to space!
Please buy us Elon…
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🚨ONE HOPE
LIVE NOW ft
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TUNE IN for FREE
👉
REAL MADRID vs CHELSEA
- Please play a BACK 3, Frank!
- 3-5-2 or 3-4-3?
- Kante is our ONLY Hope!
- Thiago Silva FIT?!
- Drop Havertz?
- Preview, Best Line up, Prediction &…
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People be slating Chelsea for ONLY beating Norwich 3-2. Now City lost at Carrow Road, people are saying Norwich are sick 😂
Newsflash, yh we can‘t defend but Chelsea aren‘t actually awful!
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Raheem Sterling seems like the only non-CB/GK at Chelsea that has understood that this is the first Premier League game of the season.
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@brfootball
Rival clubs and fans thinking this is how Chelsea operate is literally the best possible scenario for us.
By the time they realise what's actually happening it's gonna be too late and we're gonna win everything 😏
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Olivier Giroud scoring 2 goals against top of the league Inter Milan.
Meanwhile Romelu Lukaku has dropped his 7th stinker in a row and didn’t even get close to scoring against Plymouth Argyle.
Giroud last summer: £1M
Lukaku last summer: £97.5M
Money well spent.
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You are one of us!
@bellesilva
💙
And you wanna know something
@ChelseaFC
?
We are unimpressed at the embarrassment you have turned our club into!
We are unimpressed at your unfathomable incompetence at running a football club from top to bottom!
Belle Silva’s message on X has left senior figures unimpressed. There is frustration it was posted and not deleted. (
@Matt_Law_DT
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Here‘s a newsflash for you Jose:
The fans who you “loved too much“, didn‘t sack you. Those fans sung your name at Stamford Bridge months after you were sacked!
You didn‘t say you loved the Chelsea board too much, no, you said FANS.
Get in the bin along w/ your wanna be banter!
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This whole „Premier League experience“ idea is so stupid.
Jose Mourinho, Carlo Ancelotti, Antonio Conte, Thomas Tuchel all never worked in the Premier League before joining Chelsea!
Graham Potter did!
Frank Lampard played in it for 15 years and now managed.
Quality over…
🚨 Julian Nagelsmann’s track record at RB Leipzig and Bayern Munich is admired at Chelsea and it is understood that talks with the German also went well.
The fact he is aged 35 and has never worked in the Premier League does, however, represent a potential risk.
#CFC
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At this point, Jose Mourinho would call Chelsea “Specialists in Failure”.
And he wouldn’t be completely wrong, domestically at least.
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Ruben Loftus-Cheek appreciation tweet!
One of very few players that „took their chance“ in these games against Udinese and even pre season as a whole!
Love to see it 😍💙
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Lewis Hall is amazing at everything but finishing and actual defending…
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Can’t understand why Pochettino is getting so much more protection than Potter did last season.
Pochettino had a preseason and only one game a week!
Potter had neither of that!
That’s not to say Potter was good enough, he had to go by the end, but people claiming it’s better…
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Good luck at Everton, Frank Lampard! 🔵
Really hope it goes well for him and he succeeds!
PLUS, maybe he‘ll try to sign Barkley and we could even loan him some youngsters like we did at Derby.
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I don‘t understand why Conor Gallagher not being allowed to play AGAINST Chelsea, in the FA Cup semis is controversial at all!
Palace, Chelsea AND Gallagher himself agreed to these terms when signing the loan deal!
Deals a deal!
Chances are we‘re still paying part of his wages!
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Thiago Silva gets benched for his wife telling the truth, doesn’t even get offered a contract extension (whether he would accept it or not)
but is still out here doing promo for Chelsea, helping them to get more revenue…
Chelsea do not deserve Thiago Silva 😭💙
Chelsea fans… let’s make history for
@ChelseaFCW
and sell out Stamford Bridge on Friday! 💙
🤝
@AshleyLawrence
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Petr Cech: „I know! Give everybody time!“
To the protesting Chelsea fans.
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I might be the only Chelsea fan with this opinion, but I like Marc Cucurella.
Like him as a guy and still rate him as a footballer.
When used correctly, one of the best LBs you can find.
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