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Unfuckwithable. Food/Liquor lover. City. My pronouns are enjoyment/galore.
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Both deserve jail time
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Twitter is proof that no matter how glaringly wrong something is, there’ll always be people that think it’s perfectly fine and you’re overreacting.
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Guys I called Bobrisky by mistake on Snapchat and this is what he said 😭😭 LMFAO
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No matter how you choose to spin it, disinviting your friend from your wedding because they can’t afford to buy what you want them to wear is bottom barrel behaviour.
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There’s no world in which it’s okay for an Uber driver to steal your packs of food out of hunger, none. You people should stop defending & rationalising nonsense please. Don’t be stupid.
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Disinviting your friend from your wedding because they can’t afford asoebi.
Name a behavior that isn’t labeled as a form of mental illness but you feel like it should be?
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Wild that the only thing that’s keeping you alive in Nigeria is luck. Pure luck, because everything is set out to kill you. Every single thing. My goodness.
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Stop breaking your own heart by exaggerating your place in other people's lives.
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I hate it when people think neutrality is the way to go when two of your friends have issues. You can call out bs but also be kind about it. The value of your friendship should always outweigh your cowardice or your indifference.
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Curious, what has Whitemoney actually done to deserve winning?
Genuinely think Cross or Angel deserve it more than he does. Ham jos finking.
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Say “I don’t think you have any sex appeal” to a person’s face and see how they react.
Of course it’s not insulting or offensive, because you’re not the recipient. I hate how dishonest you people are sometimes.
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I actually really liked Shang-Chi and was quite surprised to find out that I’m in the minority 😔
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My hot take this morning is navigating friendships as you get older is a lot trickier and harder than romantic relationships.
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Iain's already a winner in my eyes. To go on a show when you're suffering from anxiety and be surrounded by so many people is a challenge in itself and he conquered it
#iainlee
#ImACelebFinal
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I went to school with her and she’s always been a mannerless person. It’s even worse that after all these years, no single character growth. Mad ting, sad ting.
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I can't wait until the day I'm rich enough to give my mum whatever she wants. That woman deserves it all
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Everyone please stay away from buying tickets from !!!!They're scammers!!! They'll call you on 020 8150 6845 and they scammed me of £400. Please RT to save a life!!
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Nah what Ozo did to Dorathy tonight was very emotionally unintelligent. Rubbish.
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Not surprised anyway, people use ‘friend’ quite loosely. The value of your friendship should supersede things like this. Humans are so absurd.
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You guys are so silly for asking her not to speak. If someone you were with did you dirty like this, you’d be very pissed too.
I hate how overly righteous people position themselves. Let her speak if she wants to please.
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Looks like Ms DSF’s ex stole from her.
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🎥: With Chude
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I have way too much love to give to be cursed with constantly meeting horrible men. God please change my story. I deserve better.
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You people keep making stupid people famous; Bobrisky, VDM, Opeyemi Famakin, Daniel Regha- the list goes on.
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Who order Azul???
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I tried Chapter Lagos’s unlimited cocktails for 14k & here’s how it went!
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Let me put you guys on. Ki’s doing this. 10 different bottomless cocktails Tues-Fri but you have to finish a glass before you get another.
I can’t say how many I’m on, but I 100% recommend.
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I wouldn’t have minded so much if you people didn’t start talking about how it’s not offensive. Detty liars.
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Even from the start, the way Bella demanded what she wanted from Rachel reeked of entitlement. A fully uncouth human being. I’m glad Rachel gave it back to the two odes.
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Outgrowing a friendship hurts like hell because sometimes nothing causes it. Other times, you just realise that you’re not kids anymore and you’re not as compatible.
Friends can break your heart too, and I feel like that isn’t spoken about enough.
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I hate people that can’t communicate man. How can you be blatantly ignoring messages when we’re not fighting?
If you can’t have a conversation, just say “hey, can we talk later?” It’s honestly that simple.
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You know the friend that’s in the wrong, but you don’t want to address it because you want to keep the peace between you and them. Miss me with that.
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To say MIL was mid is dishonest sha. It was and still is a really good album, and The Grammys can never take away from that.
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People were asking the other day why Nigeria doesn’t have their own Keith Lee, when after one heavy criticism (well deserved) has you frothing at the mouth 😂😂😂
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I will not utter the word ‘broke’ once next year. Speaking it into existence.
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As long as you eat ass, you shouldn’t slander any food unless it’s an allergy.
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📍Rapa Nui, Sol by Box Mall
Polynesian cuisine
Ambience: airy & picturesque
Food: Fantastic.
9/10 experience.
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I’m probably the most unlucky person I know when it comes to love.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I may never find my own person and that’s just not okay 😭
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You have to be selfish with yourself when you’re dealing with men, because I promise you that they’ll always put themselves first.
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If the man I end up with doesn’t think I’m the most beautiful woman in the world, love me crazily and worship the ground I walk on, I want no part of it. I’m not even joking.
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You people that bring out false claims and want to remain anonymous, God will actually punish you tbvh. Fools
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Looking for where to have a work lunch this week? You can try Slice. Here’s how my experience went! ☺️
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All the men asking what the problem is, I hope you maintain this energy when your babe’s voice of reason is her ex.
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So many positive tweets in support of Hilda, but you choose to amplify the stupid ones and make them relevant. There’s absolutely no need.
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Pork ribs at Slow
Oxtail at Circa
Pho at HSE Gourmet
Salmon at Kaly
Lamb at Ohuru by HSE
Spicy Chicken Pasta at Craft Gourmet
Asun Dumplings at Grey Matter
Is there something you ate recently at a Lagos restaurant that you really liked? Please share!
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🚫 NO Cheating‼️ Post your last saved video/picture of YOURSELF without context‼️
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Here ya go!
I want to see y'all October’s favorite videos.
Please don’t air me. 🥺
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My friends spoil me silly but Lagos men expect me to settle for crumbs lmao.
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Every year, you complain that people use connects to get into the house. This year, they’re giving you *real/authentic* people, and you’re still complaining. These people are the average Nigerians.
What do you guys really want?
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How can you go to the Apple Store and ask the sales person,"do you sell Samsung Galaxy tab"? Like are you alright?is your suit alright?!
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Definitely picked the right year to watch Big Brother. This shit slaps 😂
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The day I knew you people were finished was when you were taking sides in family affairs that you had zero business in. God safe us.
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I really hate silent treatment because it gives me so much anxiety. Yes, put on your boxing gloves and let’s hash things out and move on, whatever the outcome may be.
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For a society that thrives so much on sexuality, imagine telling someone how to feel when they’re told they have no sex appeal. Please go and sit down.
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Where do you guys meet single men in Lagos pls?
Asking for a friend.
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I actually miss being outside. Idc what happens, I’m going out next week, even if it means going out alone.
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