@WorksWithWords
And ladies! I figured out how to thread my new (used) sewing machine from an Arabic-speaking woman on YouTube. I have no idea what she was saying, but the video was very clear.
Do you know who the real heroes are? Lovely but slightly dull blokes who take the time video themselves doing mundane DIY jobs and then upload it to YouTube so idiots like myself can fix things without setting off the apocalypse or something.
Gentlemen, I salute you.