If I can ghost a millionaire I truly don’t even care about anyone tbh

The Tortured Poets Department. An anthology of new works that reflect events, opinions and sentiments from a fleeting and fatalistic moment in time - one that was both sensational and sorrowful in equal measure. This period of the author’s life is now over, the chapter closed and

Only a fortnight til The Tortured Poets Department…🤍

Great to be in San Antonio again to back @LaHood4Texas! He is the clear CONSERVATIVE choice that will help me empower Texas parents, secure our border, and protect taxpayers. Don’t forget to vote early for Marc LaHood for House District 121.

#IStandWithTexas

I like to stir the pot sometimes when my man boards a plane to make him think about his actions of traveling without me!!!!!!!!!

NOT British people coming at me for a comment about Meghan Markels curtsy joke BFFR if I were in her shoes I would react the same way 😂 I would probably accidentally hug the Queen. Relax

My child has his first field trip today to the aquarium and I’m all praying for a safe trip acting like he went to Washington DC buuuuut I KNOW WHEN I WAS LITTLE I FEEL MY PARENTS DIDNT GIVE 2 FUCKS 😂

Update: fuck him also I am sorry to anyone who has crossed my path… I am changing 🤥

One thing about Casamigos is, it gives me the worst fucking hangover!!!!!!!! 1942 would NEVER

I tried working out… absolutely not

My friends are truly FBI agents… actually women in general but love that for us cause men are not fucking slick 💁🏽‍♀️ Try again

I WAS TOLD NOT TO GO TO THE CLUB 1902 OR I WOULD BE SINGLE RIGHT????? now he’s single caaaaaaause BAD BUNNY INDEED FUCKING WENT LIKE I KNEW HE WAS!!!!!!! I never listen to anyone, I gotta remove my YHLQMDLG tattoo. I’m sorry Benito 🙄🫠😪

😈 I love being someone’s karma City Girls up

I haven’t worn make up since my mom passed cause I cry randomly… I finally put on a full face for brunch and of course family starts calling SO it’s ruined 😂

Seeee my thing is…. I know bad bunny is coming to SA but I feel I still want to see him in another country lol

I’ve officially met the male version of me and my chest hurts lol ✨

WHAT in the mercury retrograde that’s hasn’t even happened yet is going on?!!!?!!?!!!?!!!

Fauci is stepping down in December to try and avoid scrutiny from a Republican House that will take over in January. Understand this loud and clear, Anthony: We are coming for you whether you retire or not. You will not get away with what you did to America.

I think one thing I’ll miss doing to my mom is booking a flight to another country and calling her when I’m at the airport that I’m taking off 🤣💀 Miss you already momma 🤍😞

I literally do not miss the medical field.. monkeypox??? absolutely not. Biological warfare is not for me. I’m good!!!!! Thx