lmao

My sleep schedule this week is so fcked😭.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

*College football week 1, game 1

I was not planning on doing a Fantasy League this year bc it’s too much… But my dad has informed me he signed us up as a team with his friends and said “you have to manage it because I am in another league” and yep, ofc the draft is tomorrow

You’re either a fall decor person or a Halloween decor person, and yes, there is a right one to be.

Parents got themselves a new car and the group chat has received approx 10 photo updates since last night about it. And now Dad is apparently taking the afternoon off for photo shoots with the doods😭🥹

Things you learn while doom scrolling bc you can’t sleep: Tommy Fleetwoods wife is 23 years older than him.

How am I supposed to sleep when we play in 113 hours???.

Videos of TCU rush keep popping up on my TT and it’s just boys running to their house on bid day. Why is this a thing?.

If I survive this week I deserve all the to-go margs without judgment that I want thx.

Please note this is not me defending Baylor bc eww.

We are forced to listen to a certain conference glazing in all other areas of this sport, I think y’all will live if RG3 calls one game for his alma mater.

RT @TexasTech: It's not like this other places and that's because of you. Happy First Day of Class, Red Raiders!

RT @CoachBeansTTU: It’s time.

It’s not even 8 am Starbs

I lied… there are no cures for Sunday scaries when you have a busy week ahead.

The cure for Sunday scaries

I officially need to burn my apartment down bc I just found a baby lizard roaming free and want to die.

Tommy Fleetwood is precious - what a guy🥺🥹.

Legend.