His eXcellence, the Larry Coffey
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Writer, programmer, amazing human. The best. He/Him/Dummkopf My views: Not my employer's Your character: What you do when nobody's watching DMs: Friends Welcome
Placerville, CA
Joined April 2009
If a restaurant says it has "Good Eats", it doesn't. If a person says "I'm smart", he ain't. Positive traits should be inherently obvious.
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Goalie fight! Oh, and the Sharks won, too. 😛
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USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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They're playing my favorite song. Right after #Freebird that is... 😛
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Just paid $3.35/gallon for gas. Haven't seen that price in like forever. Had to check where I was. Yup. Still California. 😎
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"People annoy me". 🤣
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Heading up to Carson City in a few weeks. Hopefully the weather holds. Also, bringing the kitty triple$ the hotel $ecurity depo$it.
It's a sunny 41 degrees today, downright Spring-like! 😅 I've got the screen door open for some fresh air before we head back down into the 20s tonight
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Definition of a goon. 🤣
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New year, new harassment training! Oh boy! I don't care what my co-worker's "protective status" might be, just do your job to the best of your ability!
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Is today national porn day or something? What's with all the "adult content" on Twitter today?
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I'm verklempt. Discuss. 😛
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New Year's Resolutions: 1) Make it to 2027 2) Watch more hockey
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Kitty has been watching all of the world Juniors tournament with me. Last night, he looked at me, got up, and went to his room. I guess I found out how much hockey is finally too much for the cat. 🤣
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Same question: Why isn't he wearing the "C"? #SJSharks
Macklin Celebrini is now the third teenager in NHL history to record consecutive 20+ point months in a season, joining Wayne Gretzky (1979-80) and Sidney Crosby (2006-07). 📸 Getty Images #SJSharks | #TheFutureisTeal
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Congratz to Team USA (Juniors - or as I like to call them: "future millionaires of America") for their 6-3 win over Germany in their tournament debut tonight! USA! USA! USA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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My solar installation was turned on today. 🌞
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Happy Christmas Happy Christmas Happy Happy Christmas Christmas
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Celebrate Christmas right! 🎄
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