Just changed my hinge profile to “I’m looking for a man to peg” because I’m sick of these guys not reading my profile properly. So let’s see how many ppl I match with. 😂😊🤪

I NEED to go Reggaeland this year! The line up looks decent 🙌🏼

Walking down Harlesden High Road & a man pulls out his crack pipe and asks if I’d like some 😩🤣😒

I need to get some EDT’s under my belt this year

At this point it’s insanity x

Do men keep pictures of the women they used to date? Bcz this creep just sent me my pic from 7 years ago 😒 please go and look after your newborn and Mrs you absolute cretin

😒🤣😩😭

What topped it off was Pizza Hut texting me they were open today 🤣😩😭🤣😩🤣🤣

My mum opened up the turkey and it was off, she’s been raging all day 🤣🤣🤣 “My Christmas is ruined” I’m still bussing up 😭😩🤣🤣🤣

I can’t breathe 😭😭

Still laughing at Dee being put in a headlock 🤣🤣🤣😭😭

🫶🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

https://t.co/OKEPj69MKw

Just a bunch of ppl that made friends on the World Wide Web 🫶🏼🙌🏼

Only I could forget to collect my currency for my holiday and the bureau is now closed until next week. 😭

Who needs to go see Vybz when people are live streaming on tik tok 🤣🤣

Driving back from work yesterday, and only I can get caught up in an armed response police chase 😭🤣

This series was so good!!!

This girl is mash up 😭🤣🤣🤣 we are defo not going out tonight 😩

My tan lines are a mess 😩

DFKM! 🤣🤣🤣 Thank you Sheen! ❤️😩😭🤣