I have been laughing at this entirely too long.

Plot by Waymo to put Uber out of service.

RT @keyonV: Can an AI model predict perfectly and still have a terrible world model?. What would that even mean?. Our new ICML paper formal….

In nomine Patris, .et Filii, .et Spiritus Fuck-this. .

Amazing. Manipulating your paper so it lets a lazy reviewer get a positive review from an LLM!.

RT @jack: my weekend project to learn about bluetooth mesh networks, relays and store and forward models, message encryption models, and a….

RT @PenTestPartners: For years, maritime systems weren’t built with cybersecurity in mind because they didn’t need to be. Ships weren’t con….

RT @maria__violaris: "We could be within 5 years of really falsifying Einstein's classical theory.". How? By generating entanglement in an….

RT @EtheHerring: The book I wrote with my HANDS and my BRAIN is out in paperback!

RT @ylecun: I don't wanna say 'I told you so', but I told you so.

RT @EtheHerring: You can just tweet "Duration is the form which the succession of our conscious states assumes when our ego lets itself liv….

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RT @__paleologo: After Archegos went down, Credit Suisse’s board tasked the consulting firm Paul Weiss, Rifkind, Wharton & Garrison with pe….

RT @dcuthbert: We’ve got an smb vuln and now an RCE in word. Next up ⁦@hdmoore⁩ is gonna release this cool framework called Metasploit. 200….

RT @dcuthbert: V10 OAuth & OIDC - Modern auth done right (thanks to all who pushed for this!). V11 Cryptography - A complete rewrite that @….

RT @CraigGidney: Quantum attacks on elliptic curve crypto have costs dominated by one operation: uncomputing a division (see fig15 and fig2….

More importantly, when will @CraigGidney collect the 1BTC from project11?.

Providing there are no errors, this takes the required factoring estimate down to ~2^19 qubits. We were at 2^10 in Dec 2023, so assuming it doubles every year from now (we are a year behind), 2035 looks more and more reasonable.

Rumour mill says big quantum news may be afoot. Commitment: cf8afc09a82c129969209e177b72bea679d9c857ecd2780a7eae24631eebe970.