Justin Taylor
@LappyPoker
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What does it mean to be fully human?
Joined February 2009
@frank_will01 This guy stole this from someone else and wont give due credit to the original author. I recommend not liking/interacting with this post. This is the original post 6 months ago.
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Oh yeah, forgot to show you guys what I got in the mail yesterday!
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I am chipleader with just under 1.5 million heading to 6k bb in the main event, and 100 off the money.
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Winner winner, chicken dinner 🍗 . The biggest field of entrants I've ever beaten! (4400+)
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SCAMMER ALERT: Don't do business with @kolindeshazox, he has been dodging, ducking, diving me for the $2200 he has owed me for weeks. He bought 20% of my 10k PLO action at the WSOP this year claiming he would pay what is owed when he came to Las Vegas a few days later. 1/?
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Just won $65k for 5th place in the $1k online bracelet event!!! Not a bad day's work!!!! #lappystax #ThiNkBiNk #2018ismyyear 😜. Also, ty to @FallonFdaw for the sweat!!! The journey was so sick w/ so many ups & downs lol
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The right thing to do is defend the 2 bb raise. Maybe if Torelli spent less time pondering the universe or hitting the ganja he would know that….
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I have 4M @ start of 30k bb level in the Main Event (Knock on wood).
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How is it possible for me to lose $1500 at the Venetian playing poker no problem, but then I see uber is surge pricing $30 and decide to walk home 15 mins in the pouring rain instead? 😅.
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Felt pretty elated after getting 2nd in a 12k+ field today on GG even though it was a ~$20k payjump between 1st & 2nd, but then on ACR the day continued to get better and better! Nice to get back on the grind after traveling so much the past several months!
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We made it happen. Lots of ups & downs but we came out with the gold in the end!!! Thank you everyone for hanging with us & spreading good vibes. I can't imagine doing this journey with any other community of ppl!!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Bagging 3 Million chips heading to Day 2 of the WSOP Housewarming! 😛.
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I have 2.4m heading to 20kk bb and the last level of day 4 in the WSOP main event.
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Isn't this like animal abuse?? Keeping a muzzle on your pooch and forcing them to stay under your chair for the entirety of 12+ hours while you grind away in a WSOP tourney. 💀.
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Y’all got me so pumped up. Thanks for sweating & sharing words of encouragement. You guys are the best! ❤️ We are ITM and heading to day 4 of the Main. Trying to solely focus on making the best decision each & every hand. Will post updates but they will be sparse going forward.
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Biggest thing I’ve learned to do at the poker tables: Have absolutely zero expectations. All-in AA vs AK for millions of chips in $10k buyin? No expectation to win. Because the truth is poker doesn’t owe me ANYTHING. Turn off expectations, & your emotions will do the same.
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1 yr ago today won my first WSOP bracelet! Back to the grind in Mexico this week though! Was a successful & profitable WSOP, haven’t calculated every penny & dime, but it’s been a min. of $100k profit summer.
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Took off all the main event days b4 day 2d, cuz my father & stepmother flew out to LV. It felt great to be able to upgrade them to a king suite at Paris where my dad literally cried cuz it was bigger than their transition home in MN & to share time together in the outdoors 1/2
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I was dating someone for a couple of months, who has done professional modeling work, but also is a writer and chef. Everything you would ever want…Yet this evening, I had to threaten her that I will call the authorities if she doesn’t stop contacting me. Life is so strange 😫.
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Heading to Day 3 of the WSOP Main Event w/ 530,000 @ 2.5k bb. Long ways to go but a nice start to this event! ♠️ ♥️ ♣️ ♦️.
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I'm a retired twitch poker streamer but you guys are what keeps me coming back each time. Seriously, thanks for all the love and support, it means the world. Sick way to finish the day!! 🔥
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Insane what just happened guys!! We fired this tourney last minute of late reg & came to the FT as the short stack. Awesome end to the downswing!! 🔥
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Thanks for all the love and support from everybody, very appreciative of this moment 😌 i feel like I am exactly where I need to be, yet I still have so far to go. Thanks for the awesome 📸 Katerina Lukina !
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I did a thing!!! Tomorrow is my last day in Vegas, let's finish this trip out the right way 🙂
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This one felt amazing after taking some bigger than normal shots this week & coming up empty! 🤑
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Played a fun hand in the $325 $100k High Roller on Bodog tonight. Cuz I'm in a good mood, I've decided that whoever is 1st to guess my opponent's exact holdings, will win $50 ACR or a $100 red lobster gift card (U choose). 1 guess/person, must guess BOTH Suit/Rank, i.e. AhKh 😈
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How is this possible? @BodogCA Apparently people reported me for winning too much 😂 welp… you guys wanted me to come on and promote your site just a few weeks ago. I won’t be doing that, in fact if this is how you guys do business, everyone should stay AWAY.
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I will be coming out of Twitch retirement to do a charity stream tomorrow. Every sub, bit drop, donation will be matched and donated to @FantasticFDAW & her family's cause. Please show up & be so kind to support the cause anyway you can. #charity #twitch
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Hey @ACR_POKER & @WPN_CEO I bought 2 Venom Tix from ppl this week, but it appears that 3 Venom Tix were granted to my account in the process. While free money is kinda cool, I'd like to do the right thing here instead of taking what isn't mine. Thanks, have a good day.
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Wanted to let ppl know I’m taking a break from streaming on twitch & grinding poker indefinitely. I feel burnt out. I will still be coaching students and studying poker consistently. Not sure if/when I will be back streaming again though. Gonna try living life in the meantime ✌️.
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First day back home in Mexico & look what we have here?! 🏆😤🔥🚀
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Didn't win the WSOP Online Main Event today, but this is practically the next best thing ;)
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Onto Day 3. Today was a rollercoaster ride all day & I got a few nice bounties. We will see what tomorrow brings. Just gonna focus on making good decisions & take it one hand at time 😆
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WSOP has been uneventful so far, but I did ship my 3rd Main Event seat tonight! 🏆
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People who bink a large fucking sum of money would be foolish to think they can just go & beast all the high stakes. No thanks, I will happily stay grinding the $50/$100/$200s all day. No variance & less pressure, optimal conditions for continuing to get better as a poker player.
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We are headed to Day 4 and I am the chipleader now!.
🏆 Main Event Final Table 🏆. Fabio Colonese 2.000.000.Ignacio Pérez 1.900.000.Matías Gabrenja 600.000.José Moure 600.000.Ernesto García 550.000.Justin Lapka 550.000.Horacio Courdin 540.000.Santiago Marín 480.000. #EnjoyPokerTour
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Bricked live tourneys for last couple weeks, so I decided to play online today and almost got my 2nd WSOP Ring!
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Out in 17th KK<AK for ~50 Million @ 1.2M bb, All in pre. Cashed for $42k incl. Bounties. Thanks for the sweats everyone, onto the next one!!! ❤️.
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Gaining some momentum on Day 2 of the Colossus! 1.5m @ 20k bb
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'Twas the night before WSOP when all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Tournament Wins would soon be there.
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Playing the $10k WSOP Main Event today. A tourney I’ve dreamt about playing for more than a decade since I was 13 yrs old watching an amateur, everyday joe, @CMONEYMAKER, destroy a field of pros w/ his “never say die” mentality. Today I’m bringing it in the same way #2018ismyyear
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WE WONNNNNNN!!!! 3rd stream & #BinkCity here we come!!! $4.8k for first place after missing out on first in the $20k on ACR earlier today!!! Doing a $48 giveaway for one lucky viewer right meowwww!!! Get here FAST!!!! @ACRSTormers @TwitchPoker #ThiNkBiNk #lappystax 🏅🏆🏅🏆
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Traveling to see a special girl in Florida and THIS just happened fam!!! We shipped it!!! 🏆🥇#ThiNkBiNk #lappystax
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Just booked a townhouse thru AirBNB for Las Vegas July 1st-July 19th!!!! It has a fully stocked kitchen & all the amenities I need to crush WSOP Online 👊
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Even despite being the short stack for the longest time at the Final Table & the client shutting down, we still persevered and DID IT!!!! 🏅🏆
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Going on a second date tonight! Wish me luck or whatever else I need to hear 🤪.
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WE DID IT AGAIN!!!! 150+ ppl hanging out with us as we shipped the $20k gtd prize pool event for $5.1k!!! Ya'll the best!!! 🏅🏆❤️❤️
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A HEAPING HELPING
I am chipleader with just under 1.5 million heading to 6k bb in the main event, and 100 off the money.
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Out in 155th/8600+ entrants. Was a blast, appreciate all the rails & kind words everybody! Late regging the $2500 now! More tournaments, more pain! 😛
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Found out I have a mass protruding my adrenal glands which is likely causing them to overproduce the hormone DHEA-Sulfate & the likely source of headaches/brain fog/fatigue & lots of mental/emotional pain that I have suffered for many years as a result. Plz don't be cancerous🤞.
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FT Hype!!! $2.9k for first in the $10k gtd on @ACR_POKER!!! Come chill and hangout at OR ELSE!! 😛
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Nice little Saturday appetizer before the Sunday main events! 🏆
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WSOP may not have gone well, doesn't mean we can't get it back in the $10M Gtd Venom on @ACR_POKER. Heading to day 2 with 4.3 million!
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WE DID IT!!! Not a bad end to the Saturday Night!!! Thanks to the 72 ppl who played in our homegame & sweated our deep runs!!! #ThiNkBiNk ❤️❤️❤️
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@Ebony_Kenney @Joeingram1 This has a very 'SJW' vibe to it. Joey isn't your enemy. He isn't responsible for what ppl in his chat say. He can 100% ask u about your ACR/Nagy connection as u represent them. And backing in Triton? Any low-stakes grinder would be asked this playing a $200k MTT. Grow tf up.
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But as the years have passed and my poker career has lifted off, I realize I have lost sight of what’s really important, the relationships with my pa & the life we all share as humans. That’s why this year we made plans, & going forward I vow to start doing things differently 3/.
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Jorstad should have just ripped the AQo there OOP vs Dobric HJ open, not 3b and induce. You dont want to flip for 60% of your stack in this spot with such a favorable ICM position at the FT. I know he won the flip, but the result isn't what matters here.
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Bagging 872k as we head to Day 3 restarting @ 20k bb w/ 32 left between me and $315k! Time to rest up and do it one more time tomorrow! Send heat plz 🔥🙏
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We did it!!!! 🏆🔥
We are Final Table of the $88 Daily Special on @GGPokerOfficial & playing for $14k up top -- come hang out & cheer us on!!! #lappystax #ThiNkBiNk
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To celebrate my 32nd birthday, I fell asleep on my couch after losing 5 figs at poker on the day 🥳.
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Fired the Venom 2x yesterday & ran like ass for the majority of Sunday, until the last 4 tourneys of the day (GG $250 hyper, ACR $60k, Bodog HR, etc) I FT’d & went from -$15k to +$15k on the day. Overall, played 20 hours total on the day, the tourney grind is real. 🥱.
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Won a $8k Punta Del Este Package on @ACR_POKER today which saved my Sunday. Anyone else going? Looking forward to some beach time! 🏖.
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@HUSTLERCASINOLA Should just honor the $250k Guarantee. Nothing less. You guys not doing so is the first time ever I've seen a Casino go back on their promise to the players.
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@non_angelic It’s the revenge of the cats don’t ya know? They have their own secret twitter and everything. I swear it
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I have to admit I was the unfortunate player on the receiving end of this taunt 😭.
Pink & black is always good match on me, the guy at my table just 3 bet on me, we x/r on flop and go all in on turn - then we said “ be a man” & if u r going to 3 bet on me, then u need to play all ur chips ~
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Won a couple of tourneys on ACR's Thursday schedule. Been on a mini-downswing of late spending every night at my cpu late into the twilight running custom Ruse solves trying to figure out if I'm just running bad or playing bad or both! So today felt pretty great! 🥳
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Andddd. another W tonight! This one in a field of almost 2k🙌
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Won HU vs Chris Moorman in the $109 Mega Deep to end my work week!!! 🍻
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Not selling any action to WSOP this year. 1 week & counting, can’t wait!!🥳.
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We are bagging 22 bb heading to Day 3 where we will restart @ 10k bb w/ 24 left and play down to the Final Table here at Punta Del Este! ♥️ ♣️ ♦️ ♠️
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I made a Day 2! Over 36k entrants & we are down to the final 500 resuming @ 10am tomorrow. If somehow we survive through the day, we will be playing for a first place prize of $485k on Tuesday, not bad for a $109 buyin.
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Another good end to the day winning the $5 $10k gtd prizepool tournament that started with 2800 entrants!! Leggggoooooo!!! #ThiNkBiNk 🏆🏅🏆🏅
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