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Lanorris Goff

@LanorrisGoff

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Gamecocks and Detroit Sports, #1 Morris Ugusuk super fan, Clapton enjoyer, powder blue hater

Joined September 2018
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
10 months
The South Carolina Gamecocks will win 8 games this year.
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@LanorrisGoff
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2 months
Gambling has ruined sports media and should be illegal to talk about on television
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
Every time I go to Clemson I am reminded how much I hate going there. 0 convenience. 0 gameday WiFi .0 alcohol in stadium .0 ramps to the lower deck .0 fun bars .0 normal dudes .2 hours to get into the stadium and it felt like a church service it was so quiet. Cola in 4.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
Yo bro the line at Saloon is gonna be fuckeddddd let’s bounce 🤙🏼🤙🏼🤑 #Jersey #GoEagles
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
If I catch any of you wearing this yankee non-gamecock powder blue shit it is on sight. I will not allow the OleMissification of my university as has already happened to schools like Alabama .@CormacWhitener
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
10 months
Might just be time to kick Texas A&M out of the SEC. Fraternity tiktok account is another level of gay
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@LanorrisGoff
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9 months
Gamecock Twitter, can we talk about this now?
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@LanorrisGoff
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3 months
Anyone who (in Columbia) says they’re going “down to Greenville” or “up to Charleston” is dead to me and I assume your IQ is 12.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
24 days
Sometimes I think about you, Pavs. (I’ve never been)
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@LanorrisGoff
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5 months
Bro this is NOT peaky blinders 😭😭😭
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@LanorrisGoff
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3 months
Slight dox
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@LanorrisGoff
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9 months
@BeauregardBass1 More importantly, Professor’s fit is a power move. Looks like a guy that allows a dropped exam and open notes.
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@LanorrisGoff
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3 years
@JomboyMedia Everyone hates the Yankees.
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@LanorrisGoff
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7 months
I take it back, Livvy. WOULDN’T
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@LanorrisGoff
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3 months
I hate Clemson with every fiber of my being.
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@LanorrisGoff
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8 months
Headed to Tuscaloosa. Tips from the Bama BV? #Tide
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
Haven’t had a beer with this guy without his girlfriend present since 2024. He’s leaving again tomorrow and missing $6 pitchers with friends. Lock in buddy, we’re not 50
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
10 months
Yeah I’m reporting this to the IFC. Tennessee burners defend yourselves
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@LanorrisGoff
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1 year
@GamecockFB XL being on the second team is criminal.
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3 years
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@LanorrisGoff
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1 year
@BarstoolClemson First you post a picture celebrating an injury, then hate on a SC native kid, then hate on our collective hometown NFL team. Weird activities from you man, go back to New Jersey with that.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
WAR IS OVER
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@LanorrisGoff
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10 months
@LeroyParkin Found one of their burners.
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@LanorrisGoff
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1 month
130 days until Vandrevius plays football.
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@LanorrisGoff
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1 year
@Nyck1k Nyck, Mazeo, McGowan, Brown gonna go crazy next year.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
If TLC wasn’t a daycare it would be best bar ever.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
5 months
@JeremyCom @barstoolsports Here’s the truth. That 1 loss big conference team sucks.
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@LanorrisGoff
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1 month
Moosehead is electric. I’ll say it.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 years
@theneedledrop This ratio, unfortunately.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
4 years
@KanyePodcast Who is this rapping right now?.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
2 years
@stephenasmith Bro not everything is about race.
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@LanorrisGoff
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13 days
@thephillyblue @vegasmostwant3d This is literally every QT ever.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
1 month
If you are over the age of 13 and enjoy the Savannah Bananas you need to seek mental help.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
WHO is voting for South Carolina 😭😭.
@CollegeBaseCNT
College Baseball Central
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🚨The College Baseball Central Top 25
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
@davidwatson249 This was during the TV timeout after the Luther Burden TD. Also, it was cleared out like this for a while. Some kids just straight up don’t care.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
7 months
@GamecockFB We are not the NFL. No one wants more box seating.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
9 months
@CFBKings No. Some will claim that a small program like Georgia or Texas could top the conference but they know they’re lying to themselves.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
2 years
@TheMazeoBennett Every single one of these comments is from a gamecock fan. come home mazeo.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
2 years
@m_lloyd_2 I do not know what they are telling you at Maryland but I literally see no upside to this.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
10 months
@offworldnexus @espn We literally all remember he has the most famous highlight tape ever.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
5 months
What the HELL is going on in Traveler’s Rest.
@Hayesfawcett3
Hayes Fawcett
5 months
BREAKING: Clemson EDGE AJ Hoffler plans to enter the Transfer Portal, he tells @on3sports. The 6’4 255 EDGE appeared in every game for the Tigers this year & 7 last year . Will have 2 years of eligibility remaining .
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
The jokes right themselves. The entire university is Disney Channel cartoon land
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 years
@GamecockFB Cam Smith, Josh Vann, and Spence this half
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
2 years
@nocontextcfb @Ninja thoughts??.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
7 months
@GamecockFB Don’t rank us. We don’t want it.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
5 months
@DeputySmitty @BCrawford247 Because there are absolutely no regulations or systems in place to stop things like this.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
9 months
So glad I grew up in a “College Football Final” household and not a “NFL Countdown” household.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
Real Colombians know this is ball. #Nightcaps
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
Cornball, self righteous, “all for show” University.
@bigdonkey47
Stephen Schoch
3 months
Really cool that Coach Bakich has the entire Clemson team head out of the dugout to shake hands with veterans and pay tribute between innings.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
2 years
@NCAABaseball @GamecockBasebll we are the best team in the nation.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
@GamecockFB Better than 12-17 btw.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
1 year
@GamecockBasebll It’s actually laughable how we are so committed to being so AVERAGE year in and year out. Should’ve fired kingston 2 years ago.
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@LanorrisGoff
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7 months
@NBAAGGIEBOY @GamecockFB Black is actually one of our colors you cultist.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
@sip_central @CormacWhitener My official statement on OM powder blue usage. It was rarely used Pre Kiffin era, and should still be an accent and rare color. But instead, quite literally your entire fanbase wears powder blue and has completely abandoned Navy. It’s stupid.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
Thinking about how amazingly bad uMass Lowell was that time we played them in baseball a couple years ago. Hope there are some ball knowers on this one.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
7 months
@GamecockFB More student section towels please.
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Lanorris Goff
6 months
@brandon29us WiFi wasn’t the right word. 0 cellular service I couldn’t even send a text.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
9 months
The left hates this
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
4 years
@PFF_College He used the helmet as a weapon. No dispute.
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@LanorrisGoff
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5 years
@PFF_College Dirty hit.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
@GamecockBasebll This shit sucks but that’s why we play 3. Don’t let @YardCocks3 influence you gamecock fans.
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Lanorris Goff
6 months
@GamecockFB Show this to every committee member.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
@MattLukeEnjoyer Typical Ole Miss pretentiousness. Have some fun, stop being gay and care about gameday fashion. Also, your entire fanbase wearing powder blue is the real problem.
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3 months
@CormacWhitener Why did you call our school that. Unenroll.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
4 months
Accounting test done. Beer on deck (I 100% got a C-)
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
1 year
@SEC @GamecockFB 15-0 I’ve seen all I need to know.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
9 months
@cockfanatic74 Just opening the convo up to ideas. Why a second year 5 star has had almost 0 involvement in the offense is an important conversation.
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@LanorrisGoff
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11 months
@USMNT Need a ref sub.
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6 months
@GamecockFB So fucking laughable dude.
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3 months
I cannot wait to yell expletives at Clemsons left fielder on Sunday #PalmettoSeries.
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2 months
152 days….
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
7 months
This has done irreparable change to the University of South Carolina and may take years to recover #Shrinkthegame
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Lanorris Goff
10 months
@CormacWhitener Yankee detector going off.
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Lanorris Goff
10 months
I hope some Brit flew to the US to watch this game and will gets to experience 95 feels like 110 Columbia weather.
@GamecockFB
Gamecock Football
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Columbia: Big football town 🤙
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@LanorrisGoff
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3 years
@cavsfan_421 @USMNT paid for twitter 🤣.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
3 months
@JatiusGeeb @PioBaseball I lost my crypto wallet and all of my coins were stolen.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
1 year
Athletic department needs to answer why can’t I buy a Morris Ugusuk jersey. Lifelong fan just wanna support the next LeBron
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
9 months
@JoshPateCFB Thank you sir. Can’t imagine how heartbroken our guys are. Deserved to win that one. Only get 12 games, and for our team a win like that would have been program defining.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
9 months
Is his focus on track preventing him from becoming a true route runner?.
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8 months
@yexpabf Extremely confused. Fill me in Mizzou burners . Best.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
Dudes on the BV will just take a picture of normal dudes having a good time and say shrink.
@walterpool67
Walter (Walt) Pool
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Can we shrink my school?
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
1 year
@playboi1526 @Nyck1k Bro has NOT seen Lanorris play.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
6 months
The first call you make. Idc if it’s out of range
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@LanorrisGoff
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8 months
@GamecockFB God if you can hear me please make Ole Miss a night game 🙏.
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Lanorris Goff
1 year
@TuckerDorsey_ @juicew3lls Being one of the highest paid WRs in the country and being WR1 on a team in the best conference in football isn’t enough for some guys I guess.
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
8 months
Nyckoles Harbor and Juju McDowell going out for a kick return (2024, colorized).
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Lanorris Goff
6 months
@Mike_Uva @ClemsonSports If I had a vote, I’d say that South Carolina are the de facto ACC champs and deserve an auto bid + bye.
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Lanorris Goff
3 months
Who gave The Stews an hour and a half long set? We don’t need all this bullshit #StPats.
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4 months
@UofSC Are you kidding me 🤣🤣🤣 what a joke.
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@LanorrisGoff
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6 months
THINGS YOU LOVE TO SEE FOR 500 ALEX
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@LanorrisGoff
Lanorris Goff
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@pocketwhipper They’re in exactly the same league.
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Lanorris Goff
9 months
@PFF_College @PFF_Dalton Sellers at 16 just say you don’t know ball bro @PFF_Dalton.
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Lanorris Goff
5 months
Put on College Gameday @espn. I don’t want to watch Ohio Jax State as much of a barn burner as it seems to be. Give me Gillis.
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Lanorris Goff
8 months
How will the Ole Miss burner verse react when this guy drops 500 and 5 TDs on their asses? @FreeMyDad420
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Lanorris Goff
3 months
@bluejeans1977 This guy made me idolize college.
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6 months
@HoChiLin1 @CormacWhitener 22 views 0 likes there’s a reason your opinion is unpopular.
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2 years
@BarstoolUofSC No one even got a step ahead of her on her layups. Pathetic coaching by an otherwise legendary coach.
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@LanorrisGoff
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6 months
@GamecockFB ARIZONA STATE ABOVE US???.
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5 months
Biblically accurate LG
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