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all of the trauma of a child star, none of the fame
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Joined June 2012
Why does a Cobb salad have that many ingredients. What is it trying to prove
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When you have enough bad days in a row it actually stops being sad and just becomes funny
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Me on my lunch break at the job I begged god for
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It was awful but a good litmus test for random or new people that might be at a party to find out if they were cool or the worst person you’ve ever been in a room with
Cards Against Humanity was such a terrible vibe back in the day. No creativity, ground the party to a halt. We can’t let Gen Z find out about it, confirms their every suspicion about millennials
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Going outside tonight to practice if ever live anywhere but Florida in the winter
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I said “adjusting to the cold here in Florida” on a call today and everyone simultaneously rolled their eyes
I love my fellow Floridians being dramatic about the cold, that’s our culture
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AJ Michalka renaissance
Reservations confirmed. Helena Bonham Carter, Steve Coogan, Caleb Jonte Edwards, Marissa Long, Alexander Ludwig, Chris Messina, and AJ Michalka are headed to #TheWhiteLotus.
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Every single working professional person I know responds to emails after hours it’s wild
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It’s beautiful
Having a job and living alone is such a crazy combo. You go home, shower, eat, scroll through your phone, and stay silent until you talk to someone at work the next day.
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Nobody is also doing less work than them
nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit😅
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Me at work all day
seeing people in their teens/early 20's call me old at 27 is so funny to me because do you realise you have have 30 minutes left?
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I keep watching young “influencers” try corporate 9-5 life for about 6 months and then completely give up, quit, move away and try to do content full time
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It’s amazing that I’m in one of like 4 states that has work tomorrow
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I don’t like that Veronica is the only one to leave Neptune but I get it
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This is crazy
𝐃𝐈𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖: The Traitors contestants stay at The Courtyard by Marriott hotel at Inverness Airport during filming. The hotel is located approximately 15-20 miles from The Traitors Castle, which is roughly a 30-40 minute drive away.
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So I can’t believe this was ten years ago bc I remember live tweeting this
10 years ago today, the cast of ‘high school musical’ reunited for the film’s 10th anniversary
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Syndication
i miss when shows used to have 100 episodes and used to celebrate it with a big party and a giant thematic cake
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This is crazy. Long live student journalism.
Douglas Band, a 1995 UF alumnus and member of UF’s presidential search advisory committee, is referenced in nine documents related to the cases of Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell released in the time since Epstein’s arrest in 2019. https://t.co/FOIFXWTnOI
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Weekly federal holidays
We should have a 3-day weekend every weekend.
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