Knees weak, ass is sweaty

IT IS FUCKIN HOTTTT

LET THE GEORGE STRAIT RIDE IN THIS HOUSE

Oklahoma might be the worst fuckin state I’ve ever been In.

One thing about me, I’m going to order to much seafood

Neon Moon by Brooks and Dunn is such a banger

Being at work sick fuckin sucks

Bring it on Mother Nature

Idk why everyone insists on calling me on Mondays. I just want to be left alone

I am in fact not built for this cold weather

Dude just gave me a To-Go Margarita… CHILLI’s FUCKS

Taking tequila shots and their playing t-pain in the bar. Tonight is going to be too tier

Absolutely loved watching SMU get scull fuckedtoday🙄 what a joke

A 9 darter at the world Championships Electric

Hey @Swerville. Bring that ass to Chicago

If I have to watch our offense run another half back draw I might walk into oncoming traffic

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Mother fucking SAINTS

Ok I wasn’t ready for it be gettin dark at damn 5:30pm

Prayers up for Georgia QB Carson Beck🙏 Nothings wrong with him he’s just ugly and retarded