Hear me out: mdzs red string of fate au where only children can see the string.
A-yuan, sweet and kind A-Yuan, who everytime he sees a couple's red string gets so angry because his Baba's string is broken and it's not fair.
I think it would be so funny if lwj came out as a cutsleeve to lqr, and his first response was to try and discourage him by shit talking about men.
Lwj: uncle. I am a cutsleeve.
Lqr: I advise you against it.
Lwj:... what.
Lqr: men are horrible.
A/B/O
Modern teen omegaji barging in on wwx's house, just pausing long enough to greet cssr and wcz before going directly to wwx's room.
He goes to hide in wwx's closet, bringing down a few clothes and coats on the closet's floor to make a tiny nest.
Lwj: you have to eat now.
Wwx(hair's a mess, big eyebags, unshaven, papers everywhere): I told you I will in half an hour. I still need to figure out this new techni-
Lwj: if the yiling laozu doesn't pause to eat right now, he will sleep with the rabbits this week.
And when he sees them before they elope, when they stay side by side, almost as if they couldn't physically stop themselves, A-Yuan could swear he sees the red thread again, just like he did when he was a little boy playing with paper butterflies.
Modern au
Lwj: a-yuan, jingyi, im home.
Lsz:
Ljy:
Lsz: ...how did you know he was here?
Lwj(stares): is he ever not here?
Ljy:... True. Do you need help with those groceries ? Let me help 😙
I love the idea that wangxian has many children over the years, but all of them are as chaotic as wwx. Some are on the quieter side, but those are the scariest. They only settle down fully when lwj is around, but otherwise, they are terrors.
Wwx: JIANG CHENG COME LOOK WHAT I FOUND!! It was outside one of the classrooms!
Jc:... Wwx.
Wwx: its so big and fluffy, i would eat it if it wasnt the cutest-
Jc:wwx
Wwx: i will keep them, help me hide it in my room-
Jc: THATS FUCKING LAN ER GONGZI WWX
wwx:...huh?
Crack au idea where wwx, instead of finding bunnies for lwj, finds these two little 'kittens'. A decade and half(almost two) later wwx finds out they were not, in fact, kitties.
They were tigers. White, enormous tigers.
Wangxian napping with their baby
Lwj: cuddling the baby to his chest, surrounded by pillows so baby doesn't fall, very cute
Wwx:half falling from bed, somehow he and the baby are doing the same pose, both are drooling. Both nap everywhere. Chaotic but still sort of cute.
Lwj:... but what about-
Lqr:Especially him! He is the worst of them!
Lwj: i didn't even tell you his name!
Lqr: i don't need it! I know he is a cabbage-stealing pig, just like all the others!
A/B/O
Im having thoughts about alpha dadji having to turn down many marriage offers. Not one of those "haha people trip over air when they see gorgeous alpha hgj being gentle with a kid" (which I love) but more of a "people see this cold/intimidating alpha with a kid-
Lwj rubbing his cheeks against wwx's everytime he's about to go anywhere without him. Lwj playing with wwx's hands. Lwj rubbing noses with wwx to make him laugh.
Just. Lwj being a very affectionate husband post-canon.
Thinking about lsz coming back from his first night hunt, which was supposed to be an easy one but ended up being rather heavy and emotional.
I'm thinking about him getting back from it and going straight to the Jingshi, and when lwj opens the door and asks him how it went-
Lwj, using the gusu dialect to whisper dirty things in wwx's ear during a conference is actually so important to me.
Him, begging in the softest voice for wwx to take him away, to use him, to please give it to him, Husband, he needs him.
Lwj's How to take care of my husband list:
-make sure he eats three meals a day.
-fool him into eating snacks in between meals.
-make him sleep at least 7 hours every night(if not achievable, make him nap)
-brush his hair regularly, he gets it tangled fast if you don't.
Lwj: Daddy pass me the salt.
Wwx and lqr:(both reach for the salt)
Lwj:
Wwx:
Lqr:
Wwx:... You are the uncle-
Lqr:HE SOMETIMES CALLED ME THAT WHEN HE WAS YOUNG-
lxc ended up giving him the salt
A-Yuan sees jgy and nmj visit lxc and has to go away before he yells. Why does the sect leader Lan have two strings? Why does he get to have them when his Baba, who is just as good and nice even if doesn't smile much, has no one?
Time passes, and a-Yuan becomes lsz, and he cannot see the strings anymore. But he doesn't need to see the strings to know what the light in hgj's eyes means. He doesn't need to see the strings to understand the way his senior wei looks back at hgj.
Three years old a-yuan seeing lwj on a desk chair and deciding that Baba should Go Fast.
Lwj was working on his laptop when he felt his chair being slowly pulled back. Then he was spining.
Lwj was bewildered.
Lxc: not all men-
Lqr: yes all men. From Qinghe (significant look in lxc's direction) to Yunmeng(significant look in lwj's direction) to Lanling (lxc again).
Lqr: Nowhere is safe from them.
Jl:what's up with those two
Lsz: hanguang-jun and wei-qianbei had an argument. They haven't talked to the other the whole morning 😔
Jl:... Ok. But why is wei wuxian's arm around hanguang-jun's waist then?
Ljy: because they get sad if the other is not around.
But he said his soulmate is gone.
A-Yuan asked him where, already planning to go there when he learned to fly on his sword. He would give them an stern lecture (one that would make lqr proud!) And bring them back to lwj.
But Baba just told him he went to a place no one can go, and he couldn't come back.
A-Yuan didn't undertand, but he did not ask anymore questions. He just hugged lwj and said he would be there for him, he would not go away!
He felt the man hug him back, careful yet tight.
Even lqr has one! Sure he has never seen him interact with his, but the string is intact!
A-Yuan doesn't get it.
The one time he asked lwj, his Baba looked at him with so much sadness he felt guilty.
A/b/o
Im having thoughts about alphaji asking his best friend alphaxian to help him become an omega. By bitching him.
Wwx was very flustered and shy but ready to help his bestie(who he might or might not have a crush on. Just a little one!)
Modern au
Lsz:baba?
Lwj(driving): yes a-yuan?
Lsz(holding lwj's phone): why is my physics teacher texting you?
Lwj(panic):
Lsz: and why is he calling you babygirl-
Lwj:maybe we should stop talking for a while
(Lsz was bribed with ice cream that afternoon)
laughing a little at the thought of wwx stealing lwj's phone to change his own call tone to wiggle by jason Derulo.
he calls lwj at dinner time. he cant stop laughing when he presses call. lwj answers two beats later.
lwj(dry): i detest you immensely
I really like the headcanon that postcanon wangxian get so close and understand each other so well that at one point they can have entire conversations without speaking a word. They be sitting one across the other in complete silence and suddenly wwx gets up-
Lwj deserves to have a motorcycle riding, tattoo sleeved, pierced, tiny ponytail wearing with an undercut, nails painted bad boy looking boyfriend. And that boyfriend's name should be wwx.
Lqr and lxc looking subtly horrified everytime he comes to take lwj out😌😌
Teenji stealing a kiss from teenxian(ok, he just kissed him in the cheek) and running away, flustered and already berating himself for being so bold and shameless while wwx stands there, fingers slowly tracing where lwj kissed him, the dumbest look of surprise in his face
Im convinced the juniors must think wwx has some kind of special superpower because hgj has been so much happier/relaxed since he came back, like they saw him smiling when they walked past him? He was humming even? Master Wei is so powerful.
This man(and his husband) REWROTE ME. he gave me so much CONFIDENCE. He made me love parts of myself that I didn't think could be loved. He makes me happy every single day.
Wwx buying lwj a bunny plushie because a few days ago lwj confessed his uncle threw away his rabbit plushie when he was younger and lwj bursting in tears because he feels so loved.
Bunxian: you dare? You dare take my lan zhan? I think not! Give him back!Bunji:wei ying! Wei ying!
Lqr:stop being so dramatic, you need to be at the vet in five minutes!
Anytime wangxian has an argument, all lwj has to do to win it is flash his boobs to wwx. He pulls down his robes and wwx automatocally agrees with whatever lwj is saying. Sometimes he has to do it twice, but it always end ups working.
teenxian grabbing teenji's waist(idk whatever for, you can make up one) and having some strange thoughts (we know what you are) about it.
wwx: lan zhan! your waist is so small! you should eat more!
lwj:
wwx: its so...narrow.(tighter hold)
Ceo!wwx is known to come late to work but what most people don't know is that it's because his husband likes the sight of him wearing his suit a little too much. He can't get out of the door without giving lwj at least ten kisses, and even then he is pulled back by the tie-(1/2)
Nhs making lwj wear lingerie under a robe and show it to wwx so he can make a tt (yk the ones) and it goes viral.
Lwj(opens the robe to show wwx, the camera only shows his covered back):
Wwx:😀😶😳🤯
Lwj:🫣
Wwx(still shocked): marry me.
They weren't together yet.
A/B/O
Omegaji has been restless all day, doing and undoing his nest countless times, grumbling each tume it was almost finished before undoing his own hard work.
Alphaxian has tried to help multiple times, but he was gently turn down.
Omega lwj who loves children and wants to have many but is infertile. And then he meets single dad wwx and his very adorable adopted son A-Yuan. They fall in love and marry and adopt many many more children together.
Picture this: wwx and his 13 yrs old daughter kneeling in the corner, arms raised and pouting. The daughter was punished because she got into a fight with another kid and broke his nose. Wwx is being punished because he just cheered on and gave her advice while it was happening
And they only like lwj and lsz. They tolerate ljy for a small amount of time.
Wwx almost has a heart attack when he found out there's like half a dozen tigers living in the damn mountain.
Pokemon au where lwj raises a Buneary that is so in tune with him that she accidentally displays his emotions. But multiplied by 5.
When he's angry Buneary stomps she little foot with the biggest pout in existence. When he's sad she throws herself to the ground and cries.
Lwj stays for dinner, of course. Cssr coos at his messy hair, sleepy eyes and flushed cheeks. Wcz side eyes wwx, who keeps staring at lwj with a dumb smile on his face. Lwj is wearing one of wwx's old shirt. And his sweater.
Yeah, maybe cssr's wishes will come true sooner than
I love the idea that wangxian has many children over the years, but all of them are as chaotic as wwx. Some are on the quieter side, but those are the scariest. They only settle down fully when lwj is around, but otherwise, they are terrors.
The only misunderstanding Wangxian should have in a modern au is lwj thinking wwx thinks he's childish for sleeping with a (giant) bunny plush because he always stares at the bunny when they're in his room, but the truth is wwx is just counting all the reasons he would be-
I haven't found a single fic were lwj is forced to marry wwx after that archery competition where wwx pulls his forehead ribbon and i think that's a shame😔
Wwx would be the guy that makes the most detailed, breath taking sand structures when he goes to the beach. They are masterpieces.
Lwj, who does not like the beach but goes anywhere wwx goes, would bring him pretty seashells so he can decorate them. He also takes many pictures
Ok but tiny Lsz who Glares at anyone who tries to flirt/court his Baba? He will glue himself to hgj's leg and stare very menacingly at anyone who bats their eyes at him or try to touch him. Lwj doesn't seem to notice, just pats his son's head and continues whatever he's doing.
If lwj feels neglected by wwx (which means he hasn't looked at him in five seconds) he will slowly start to lose his clothes. One belt here, a little outer robe there, and soon enough lwj is walking around in lacy light pink underrobe that barely covers his ass.
Saw a dad on TikTok warning the kids that if they don't do as he says he will flirt with mom in front of them (how to gentle parent with malicious intent) and i just think that is the most wwx thing ever.
A/b/o
Thinking of omegaji receiving lots of expensive gifts from suitors all across the sects and refusing them all, just to hoard any little gift alphaxian gives him. Even if they aren't meant to be courting gifts, they are more precious to him than even the shiniest gold.
Anyway, lwj drinking tea with his uncle and brother, quietly discussing sect affairs, while in the background, explossions, screaming and many other shenanigans happen.
I like to amuse myself thinking about lwj throwing lxc out of his kitchen because that man can't even make a sandwich without causing an accident. If lwj's gonna cook, lxc needs to be OUT. That means nmj can't enter either(someone has to distract lxc) nor can jgy (someone has to-
Feeling soft today thinking about pregnant bunji getting excited after going to the lan healers because! They told him his babies would take after his husband! They would be foxes!
His family... Is not that excited about the news. At least lqr is not. Lxc is mostly worried.
Hey what if modern au lwj went to study abroad and when he came back 5 years later(idk what he would study) he comes back really changed?
He EMBRACED his beauty. His hair is so much longer, he wears makeup, he has TATTOOS, his boobs jiggle when he walks, his ass-
Not me almost tearing up from imagening lwj playing peek-a-boo with a baby and making them laugh. He doesn't even say peek-a-boo. He just hides his face behind his hands and when he stops hiding the baby is histerical. His tiny smile while he listens to the squeals of joy🥺🥹
Modern au idea
Lqr let babyji keep dolls when he was young because lwj acted out entire telenovelas with them and lqr was very invested. To this day he can still remember certain scenes and dialogues. Some were surprisingly deep and emotional. Some were hilarious.-
I'm in a pregji mood so.
When lwj got pregnant, he and wwx spent many nights wondering. About how the child would look, if it was gonna be a girl or a boy, how they would behave. Lwj thought that as long as the child was healthy and happy, nothing else truly mattered.
Modern au lxc finds his rival company's ceo wwx defiling his (not) innocent, too young (he's 22 huan-ge 🙄)brother and he's scandalized
He rages, telling wwx he WILL have to take responsibility, not really thinking what 'taking responsibility ' mean at the moment.
I dont think wwx is an alcoholic but i think it would be hilarious if jingyi did
Ljy(after being teased a little too hard by wwx): i dont see what hgj saw in that drunkard😒
Wwx(offended gasp): excuse you, what do you mean "what did he even see"!? Haven't you seen my behind?😡
Ok but what if. What if lsz wanted a sibling when he was in Lwj's care? And lwj said he couldn't give him one and he got sad, but then he remembered what wwx taught him(without actually remembering wwx, sadly) and decided to plant himself in the ground to grow a brother!
In the morning.
Both of them forget to tell wwx about their guest.
A few hours later, after wwx comes back home, they hear a manly shriek upstairs followed by the sound of something falling.
Cssr snickers. Well, he knows now.
Cssr, after five minutes, decides to see what is going on and finds lwj asleep covered in wwx's clothes. Only a little bit of his head and hair are visible. It's so cute she takes a few pics and gushes to wcz about her adorable future son in law. She will send lqr the photos-
After nap time hgj goes around delivering all the babies to their parents. There's at least 12 noodle babies in his arms and hair. One is hanging from his ear like a dangling earring(that's ljy). A-yuan is perched in his shoulder, chirping happily at the babies, who chirp back.
Ok hear me out: dragonji and phoenix!yuan, napping on hgj's backyard in the sun, just to wake up well into the afternoon covered in lan babies who wandered there and thought "nap time? 🤔 Nap time!😊 Free cuddles!🥰"
and goes away for a moment before bringing back thread and needle, gives them to lwj, takes out his own robe and gives it too before sitting down again pouting. Lwj, unfazed, just starts to repair a small hole no one even knew was there.
Lqr, who was just visiting for tea:🤨😐
Nsfw//
Modern lwj doing yoga in the tightest yoga pants known to mankind in the middle of the living room, giving wwx, who's 'watching tv' on the couch, a lot of jerk off material.
Im laughing imagining lwj trying to stay in seclusion forever because he got a crush (ew) on a that Terrible Boy(double ew) and he does not want to be perceived until it goes away. So forever.
Lxc would be so exasperated. It's just a crush wangji! There's nothing shameful-
Omega verse//
Having thoughts about baby a!lwj learning to do nest from his mother, practicing outside visits with his gege so they feel closer to her when they can't see her. I think of the confort it would bring him when his gege and him snuggle in his perfectly made nest.
Because my brain hates me I have this image of wangxian going to a costume party(this is not the bad part).
Lwj goes as a sexy witch. He has the dress, the black lipstick, the big cute hat.
Wwx... Is dressed in brown. And his hair is all up.
Wwx is lwj's broom.
Something something Wangxian?
Dark lan family buying a top class omega for lwj's first rut (without his knowledge) just to discover the "omega" was an alpha.
That doesn't stop lwj from spending his rut with wwx.
I need a fic where lwj realizes the effect he has in other men(BARKBARKBARK) and uses this to get whatever he wants. I want him to be a brat, to make other men BURN for him and then use them shamelessly. I think it would be funny.
Ok hear me out: dragonji and phoenix!yuan, napping on hgj's backyard in the sun, just to wake up well into the afternoon covered in lan babies who wandered there and thought "nap time? 🤔 Nap time!😊 Free cuddles!🥰"
Something something wwx likes to bite lwj's ears when they get red. The first time he did it lwj whimpered. Wwx froze. Lwj didn't talk to him for the rest of the day.
Lwj never being explicitly told that he's difficult to deal with but also being made aware that he is and should try to do "better". Knowing he can't be like his brother because he just Can't but doing the best next thing: becoming invisible unless what he does is worth praise.
And after jl and oyzz join the group it just becomes: "im home boys". Lwj ends up needing a bigger fridge to keep all the snacks for the boys but hr is not complaining. As long as the boys help him chose a new one. (Turns out, jl has strong opinions about fridges)
You know those fanarts where lwj is so tiny he can fit one of wwx's palms? You know tinyji?
Ok now think of tinyji interacting with one of wwx's papermen. Think of one of them pulling lwj to dance across the table as wwx laughs and draws them.
Hear me out: mdzs red string of fate au where only children can see the string.
A-yuan, sweet and kind A-Yuan, who everytime he sees a couple's red string gets so angry because his Baba's string is broken and it's not fair.
I made myself cry thinking of a pregji giving birth a few months after wwx was killed, alone, just to finally have his baby is his arm and burst in tears. Full on crying. He was so silent during the birth, only little grunts to be heard. And now he is sobbing and sniffing-
Deaf lwj signing angrily at people while wwx is dying from laughter at his side because he just called that person a nasty ass bitch. (They were talking shit about wwx )
lwj: i dont. (ends call)
wwx has to grovel all week to be forgiven after that. sacrifices had to be made(he had to change the tone again). a bunny was brought to earn forgiveness.
Nsfw/// a/b/o
Alpha lwj helping his 'bff' wwx with his rut by putting a transparent Fleshlight between his thighs and letting him go wild. Wwx grabs him by the hips and just rams into the toy like there's no tomorrow.
They do this for a couple of ruts before they confess.
Lwj is happy too, with their little family. Even if a-yuan can't remember who else used to be part of it, it doesn't matter. Lwj will tell him knew day. About everything and everyone.
But for now, it's just the two of them. And they're happy with that.
Genderbend||
Princess!lwj and her lady-in-waiting!wwx, who's also been trained to protect the princess since childhood. She's better than half the hardened soldiers of gusu.
The princess can walk anywhere she wants as long as wwx walks with her, otherwise-
a/b/o
picture this: alphaji laying on alphaxian's chest at night after wwx came back from a nighthunt with the juniors that he couldn't join, purring loudly as he nuzzles the space between wwx's pecs.
But then he saw a-yuan and understood. Wei Ying taught him how to spin on the desk chair a few days ago.
So he waited until a-yuan was in front of him and plucked him off the floor, pulling him into his lap, and used his feet to make the chair spin faster.
I hc that lwj never walks in front of his husband because "somehow" that always translates into wwx's brain as a "please smack my ass" signal and the bastard smacks hard. And he doesn't care where they are or who is with them.