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@LambicPentamter

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Musically inclined. Beer obsessed. Maturity challenged. I tweet when I need to scream into the void.

Omaha, North Kansas
Joined March 2009
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Sam
10 months
Maybe the worst officiated college fb game I have ever seen. Refs saw two of the worst B12 teams facing off and took it as a challenge to be the rankest smelling pieces of shit on the field. #jayhawks.
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10 months
Fuck these zebras. That’s an insane call.
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Sam
11 months
That’s already three pretty major missed calls against KU. Two of which were incorrectly called/missed “fumbles”. Did they hire soccer officials for this game, or? #kufball.
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Sam
11 months
Fireworks at 10pm on a Sunday night seems pretty rude to the neighborhoods that surround your campus.
@OmahaMSOC
Omaha Men's Soccer
11 months
𝐇𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐎𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫🤩. 🆚 Florida Atlantic .⏰ 7 p.m. 📍 Caniglia .📊 📺 🎟️ ⭐️ Fireworks Post-Game. #OmahaMSOC
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Sam
11 months
Steph Curry with the most convincing French beheading since the 18th Century. #USAvsFrance.
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Sam
1 year
Nobody:. The fitted sheet to the rest of your laundry:
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Sam
1 year
Sporting definitely gonna avoid extra time…. …by allowing a goal in the 97th minute. Bet. #SportingKC #SKC #SKCvDAL.
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Sam
1 year
It’s hilarious that these awful AppleTV announcers can’t see the Dallas defender pull Agada’s arm as he runs into the box. #SKCvDAL.
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Sam
1 year
Did the garbage CR from the US v Uruguay game stick around in Kansas City to ref this one? #KCBABY.
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Sam
1 year
New Trump campaign promise just dropped. “Felons should be able to vote”. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.
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Sam
1 year
Lmao the Nuggets quit with 30 secs on the clock. Jokic crying at the wrong people. #MINvsDEN.
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Sam
1 year
Refs doing everthing they can to give Denver a chance. Some of these calls are mind-boggling. #MINvsDEN.
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Sam
1 year
Tony Brothers reminding everyone that he’s a thin-skinned clown. #CLEvsBOS.
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Sam
1 year
Who doesn’t need some good, old-fashioned transphobic endorsement, amirite @UnionChasersCEO?. Such a deeply disappointing decision. And you can’t even chalk it up to being an “on the field” decision. Definitely second-guessing buying a @Union_Omaha ticket package now 😒.
@OMAStormChasers
Omaha Storm Chasers
1 year
Jordy Bahl 🤝 The Chasers. The Storm Chasers are happy to announced that we have signed @jordybahl to an NIL contract! . We are excited to team up with our homegrown softball star 🤩
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Sam
1 year
NCAA should investigate this Gonzaga v. St. Mary officiating crew. Or fire them. Because they are either on the take or laughably incompetent.
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Sam
1 year
Gotta say. If I’m a Gonzaga fan, I’m throwing shit on the floor until they force a forfeit. Just shambolic officiating in the last 5 minutes. And honestly, not calling a T on the Gonzaga fans is just more proof of that fact.
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Sam
1 year
I hope the Lions recognize sooner than later that Dan Campbell is a “culture change” coach. His attitude was huge in turning things around in Detroit but he is *clearly* ill-equipped to be a gameday coach. #DETvsSF.
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Sam
1 year
Creighton has given away this game more times than I can count. #cbball #ncaabasketball.
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Sam
1 year
Jokic’s ratio of being a whiney little bitch to his body size has to be an all-time world record. Refs just fucking handing this game to the Nuggets. #BOSvDEN.
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Sam
2 years
RT @soccermusings: In light of Gavin Wilkinson being hired by Sporting KC, here's a thread (with links and citations) I did just before he….
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