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@baddest_cash
I don't want to sound judgemental. But dating someone who swindles people for a livelihood is a very poor choice. Without them even abusing you, you are already exposing yourself to a bad environment.
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Omooo I don’t know how to say this, but if you are an ambitious woman, you will always gravitate towards being with men, and not in a pick me kinda way. But in a “whatever is working for you, must work for me” kind of way.
Lmao Tiwa Savage is very “one of the boys” coded I can’t explain it. (I can explain it I just don’t have energy.)
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You will be fine. Some people have kids as souvenir and reminders. What’s a few jpegs?
Deleting pictures of someone you thought was going to be in ur life forever really is the saddest thing
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@mxmsworld
I swr. My own is to respect your likes & dislikes.
I will cook food and you can take the fresh one, I will even be happy that the remaining one I keep in the freezer is for only me 😂
Then when i am eating my freezer food, I will be asking you “so what will you eat like this? “
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Friendzone the good guys.
Lust after the bad ones.
Create special mindset that bad boy will change only just for You.
Fall crazily in love.
*Reality enters*
you find out you have been So Not Special but instead Fucked.
Call all guys Scum!
Does this story sound familiar?😊
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Are guys who don't smoke and cheat still available in this world😒
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I don't look down on anyone,
I can give my number to a bricklayer or plumber if I want to ok.
Not because I want to date them but because I want them to feel I do not define them by where life has put them.
We all have the power to make someone feel better about themselves.
Ok?
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I want to claim somebody's son the way simi claims adekunle gold😦😭😭
God when?😳
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Did not grow up in a rich family.. I don't know how being rich feels..
But surely I shall ask my kids.🙏
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Anyone telling you that school is scam is either frustrated or doesn't know book.
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Because they love you doesnt mean things would work out,
And things not working out doesn't mean they didn't love you.
------ unpopular fact about relationships.
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Speaking about Yahoo in Nigeria can get you so many lash backs.
Yesterday I said my opinion on a tweet about a Yahoo boy killing his girlfriend.
Some girls dragged me. Even drag my singleness.
God abeg..
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Sure the reason I don't have a license is cause I drive you crazy😊
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I know you feel pain when someone you love leaves. And you really don't wanna hear that there's something good happening in that situation.
But there is.
The moment you accept that what is yours will never leave you. And what leaves you was never yours.
You will be at peace.
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You guys will say you don't wanna date broke girls.
A lady will hustle now and become very successful, and then you won't marry them because you will feel inferior.
Can you make up your mind?😕😕
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First time I wrote jamb 😭.. I thought it was easy. no theory. I was so sure I would blast it. Hopes were high. Behold jamb humbled me😖. After my bragging I had 212. I was one of the lowest in my class then. Felt bad. No adm. Fastforward to the next year, made 300+🙏. This God!
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You guys don't even know how these questions below are conversation spoilers👇👇👇
1. How was your night?
2. Tell me about yourself.
3. Can I get your WhatsApp contact.?
4. Any gist?
5. What's good?
Honestly, this is where you lose me for some reasons.
I can't deal😥
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I am a girl.. but Lord knows that I would rather use my head to smash a moving caterpillar than sit-down and watch zee world..
😭😭😭
Tueeeeeehhh
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@UnclePamilerin
Na because you get money now.
Don't really blame you.
You can afford it now.
Guys go and hustle.
Till then some of us will welcome splitting bills as long as the guy doesn't feel it's his birth right
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@dr_taiwosulymon
@OgbeniDipo
@dasilva_4
No leader was born a leader..
Leaders were first followers.
Like you and me.
If the followers decided to do the right things and be the change. When they get to leadership they would do better.
It's not rocket science.
If you steal as a follower, you will steal more as a leader.
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Learnt Alot today..
1. Don't confuse your job with your profession.
2. Your learning capacity == your earning capacity.
3. If your input is X , your output should be 2X
4. Pleasure without conscience is dangerous
5. If pple offer to pay you 500k, they earn × 10 and you can too.
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There are females out there, who don't want your money. All they want is to be understood, treated well, and your loyalty..
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How to download fast on glo!!.
Step 1. Go to the media you wanna download.
Step 2. Click on it and navigate to the download button.
Step 3. Get a pillow so you can rest your head.
Step 4. Sleeep dear.
There's no shortcut to this, atleast time will fly when you asleep😭😭
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Lol.. I will soon start sliding into guys dm.
If you see me. Please be nice.
I just want to chop money😂😂😂😂
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When we love too much, we end up hurting too much.
Doesn't mean we should stop loving too much,
One day someone will love you back with the same energy and it will be so beautiful, you will be glad you didn't stop loving for the wrong people.
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Soooo Guys
Little question.
how do you really feel when a girl enters your DM for the first time.
What thought comes to you?
Some guys be claiming they want you to shoot shots but their mind is terrible 😖..
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@OgbeniDipo
@dasilva_4
It's really not the govt work to create jobs..
It's not!!
But it's their work to create favourable conditions for businesses to thrive.. and yes they should do that
But Not everything is the govt.
We have our own responsibilities too.
The fixing starts from us and our choices
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Any guy who feels comfortable with you paying bills for him is fishing..
I don't wanna know how you paint it, no real man will sit and allow you pay bills if he was really serious.
Get that.
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Most ungrateful thing you can do is for someone to give you their heart and soul fully and all you do is give them bullshit in return.
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Have you heard of the saying that you can't afford something unless you can buy it twice??
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@mxmsworld
“there’s some fresh tomato in the fridge o, you can make small stew.”
Cause honestly, some burdens are not mine and I’m not your mother.
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Just a subtle warning that as soon as GOT episode 1 drops don't be bastids and respect your fellow GOT members.
Thou shall not tweet any spoilers till 24 hours after 90% of the whole crew must have watched.
Any breech against this agreement and you might just end unfortunate
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Best feeling is owning a man that every other female wantss
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I just measured my height today and found out I am 156cm tall..
That's 5'1fts.
Lee mao..
I want to thank God for my life 😭😭😭
Nobody should yabb me that I'm short..
I have tried!!!!!!
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@seunisking
@_Chito_P
I think that's why marsai was better. You aren't supposed to forget he was an adult. You are supposed to keep being amazed that someone in a small body could behave like an adult. .
And marsai did thatt
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So if I collect iPhone from you in a relationship and I break up with you.
You will come and disgrace me to give you back your iPhone and even be deafing me ..
😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
God will never let me see such men🚶🚶.
You don gimme, you don gimme oh😂😂😂
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Name one thing your mom does that literally drives you crazy..
😭😭..
My mom will call me to operate remote control or lower the TV volume.
😭😭 After how many years ma?
Technology wept😭
Drop yours 👇👇
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No girl can have all five.
1. Tall
2. Beautiful.
3. Breast and ass.
4. Intelligent.
5. Mature.
Score yourself.
I'm 3/5😭😭😭😭
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Someone once told me that the most important decision you make is the one you make after a bad decision .
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It's only in Nigeria you will see someone tweeting about needing financial help..
then the people replying the tweet will be like
"Bros abeg if you see, send me 5k"
"Pls no forget me"
Some will even drop their account number on that tweet😭.
Cant you people fear God atleast?😭
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I'm sorry are you the opposite of hypotenuse? cause you are making me want to Sin.
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Ever wanna post some tweets and you be like ..
Hell no, this one will rain fire and brimstones on me and I ain't caught up for that shit at this tender sweet stage of my life.. my heart is still young.
I'm getting that feeling now😂😂
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So there was this guy I used to like.
Sadly I got to know he had a babe that time😭She was everywhere on his page and all.
So I just let it go without ever shooting
Anyway, few years after.
Him and the babe yaff breakup😭,
And now baba is in my DM.
Is Good to trust God😂😂
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Imagine a 20 year old with
No skills,
No job,
No business plans,
No ideas,
No capital,
No bearings.
But he wants "no more insufficient funds" and wants to ride Benz before he clocks 21.
How is he gonna get it?
Watch them start naming "itunes card" etcetera😳
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What shall it profit a man to gain millions and lose his soul!.
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The same morning you are waking up and smiling not even knowing how lucky you are to be alive, another family is mourning, crying and asking God why he took someone dear to them.
Can't stress the importance of being grateful.
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Why do I feel like men like bad girls and feel good girls are to be kept at home while they misbehave?
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Name one physical thing asides money that you want your dream husband or wife to possess..
Me: good sumptuous lips😍😍
Drop yours😊
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I don't know who needs to hear this but, please stop disgracing yourself because of food in that owanbe ..
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Sometimes the cure for depression or loneliness is not a relationship, most times all you need is good food and money😹.
But no, you will not hear. you must look for someone 😥
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What do you think about a guy that likes you, but doesn't text or call you always?
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What did we do to offend our solar system ??
Why is everywhere hot like this😥😥😥😥😥..
Its terrible.
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Fireboy's jealous or Rema's dumebi..
Which gets you moving..? 😏
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@Chymeodins
1 thing I had to learn is that men have possessed wealth for generations(ofcourse we won’t go into whose fault that is, but it’s the reality) so they been conditioned societally to have the habits and mindset that attracts it.
As a woman, It’s a case of following who knows road.
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What advise would you personally give the person dating your ex😊..??
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I love to talk with intelligent people who see life differently from how i do..
its shouldnt be an avenue to argue.
It should be an opportunity to learn sometimes.
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@OgbeniDipo
@dasilva_4
Bad leadership Agreed.
But if we can for once stop pointing at bad leadership and point at ourselves.
Maybe the change we want to see so desperately would start.
Till then....
We will remain in this ugly cycle.
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Honestly I don't know if my club is Barcelona or my club is Messi 😭😭😭
Messi = Barcelona....
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What's the use of buying 1k+ earpiece if it will still spoil in less than 2 months..
Please I'm going back to my 250 naira earpiece.. 🚶🚶..
shebi it will spoil and I will buy another one.
odeshi..
E no go pain😭
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I'm training myself to sleep 3 hours every night.😩
Been waking up every morning feeling like heavy block of cement is in my head, with watery eyes, hungry af, and with the urge to just Sleeeeeep back😭😭😭
I'm tired of this discipline 😳
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I seriously do not have a problem with obese pple,
But please if you decide you want to eat and kill yourself with food,
its fine.
Just save little money to buy your own car or get uber..
Dont come and inconvienience us in public transport.
Wetin??
I almost died today😣
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do you feel tattoos are bad???
Like Can you marry a man who has tattoos or a woman who does?
Tell us why you feel its bad if you feel so. Aside from the part that it seems indecent like dreads.
But how does a drawing on skin really affect a persons personality??
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Stop being the go-to person for people who would never come through for you.
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Samwell tarly is the most useless character in GOT..
He should dash his manhood to the unsullied. .
Arya really did us proud!! Queen killer!
Danerys be brave af.
Jorah took so much stabbings for no punani😥
Jon snow was practically useless in this episode3.
Lady mormont== Hero
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Have you ever engaged your friends with ideas, business plans, struggles and solutions or intelligent conversations that will improve your current state..?
Noo..
It's man and woman you will be talking about 😒😒..
You are part of the problems in this country dear
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Please how can I kill a live turkey 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭..
Help me please, I can't be forming hard girl and turkey will be pursuing me..
What kind of thing is this😩😩😩
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I don't know who needs to hear this but if you need to starve yourself and sacrifice shit to pay back debts you owe people,
Please do it.
Living your life comfortably on people's money while they suffer is a curse that nobody takes serious.
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You mean I can get this apartment for free by just committing an offence and getting caught?
😿😿. So I have been wasting my offences in Nigeria. I need visa.
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Those people who can take ice cream, take butter, drink carbonated drinks, eat cheese, fry all the eggs, etc. And still not add 1 pounds 😤😤
Do you know that you people are aliens to me. . and I hate you people so much 😤😤😤😥😥😥😥.
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It's one thing to be poor.
It's another thing to act and think like a poor man.
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There's nothing more painful than plugging your phone overnight, and then waking up to find out you didn't turn on the switch
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If you want to kill yourself in this weather,
Just wear long sleeve..
Your own don finish.
I'm on short sleeves and I feel like i can't breathe. What kind of heat is this?😭 Who did we offend?
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@bjsnoop
@call_me_ayokay
No the reach out matters. Cause if you miss my call.
I will be waiting for you to call back. Cause I don't do that clingy shit. You were probably busy, so I will be waiting till you aren't. To call at your own time.
Plus if you don't call me back, it means you don't respect me
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I will choose this over penis.. every single day.
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@aproko_doctor
People should not panic.
People have recovered.
Corona virus is not as deadly as ebola.
In a time pandemonium we should ensure to be calm.
Nothing good comes from panic.
Do the needful as our doctors have advised and pls pray.
God bless
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So kids went out this morning to school like every other day thinking they would come home safely ..
But ended up trapped in a building they never thought would collapse..
We seriously don't own our life. You don't know when it will be gone.
Do the needful now!.
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One of my weaknesses is forgiving.
I find it so hard to forgive when I'm hurt..
It's really bad.
But when I do, forgetting is a piece of cake.
Like it's literally wiped out of my mind.
Clean slate.
Forgiving is the problem, sighs.
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Life is the biggest hope we have.
Why are you still living, if you didn't have purpose? .
As long as there's life, you can still fight another day.
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Just inboxed a guy I don't know from adam...
Let's see how this goes.
If I perish, I perish😌😌😌👻
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@aproko_doctor
In summary. Stop feeding immediate gratification. Discipline and sacrifice Sometimes are the only way to long term happiness.
Immediate gratification will kill you .
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Not every man with beards or over 20 is mature.
Some men have all that and are Still stuck in the emotional capacity of a boy.
Age and beards doesnt equal Sense.
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Ogbonno that I ate yesterday, that was not that sweet,
I'm eating it today and it's tasting like ice cream.
Which Kain jazz ogbonno dey use sef😭
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When you think about it,
It's just penis that this males have that automatically gives them the upper hand and respect they need .
That's it.
Only penis!.
I'm supposed to leave my father's house and end up subservient to penis.
Or is there more?
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Saturday morning and it's chores😭😭😭..
Can I just fastforward to when I will eat my bread and akara..😳
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Just praying my mom doesn't notice that these meat sizes were way bigger than what's there now.
what must have happened to them to reduce by half like this😫
Which heartless soul would do this to poor meat?
Soo sad😌
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When a tailor quickly avoids dragging and accepts his hobby is boxing.
Can we call him Taylor swift?😌😌😌
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The girls you judge Because they show their characters, not needing your approval could be 100x better than the ones licking your ass and acting like good souls.
The devil you know is better than the angel you don't know.
Stop judging acts, look at the heart.
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