Lady Luck
@LadyLuckLives
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Circle weaver ~ story spinner ~ Fortune's fate
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Good morning to everyone except the goddamn NRA
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I was raped, in my home-IN MY BED, after going to bed alone.
I wept when my cycle started 2wks later. If I'd have been pregnant it would have destroyed me-it nearly did anyway.
If I'd have conceived, with no option to terminate, I'd have ended my life.
The news today is tragic.
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I use salted butter in EVERYTHING and I will die on this hill.
That's all, carry on.
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My mom just asked me how many of my Twitter friends have boycotted Chick-fil-A because of them hating the gays. 😂😂
So how 'bout it, it's all of ya, right? RIGHT?
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So apparently my methodology for making friends on Twitter is the same as real life. I kind of watch for a bit and see who I like and decide we're friends and then go and totally overshare and probably act way too familiar. It's my empathic, spectrumy, nerdy nature. 🤓Sorry 🙏
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My husband and I both realized last night that today is our 5th wedding anniversary. 😂 oops.
They've been the best years of my life, so far.
I truly am the luckiest person I know.
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If I get suspended today I want you to know it was worth it.
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@jyothi17750159
Easily. Because we don't need the threat of eternal damnation in a lake of fire to give a fck about the world we live in and the people who inhabit it. It's called common decency.
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Dear Brian, thou shalt not dare presume to tell us what we may or may not do. You have no power here.
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My mom is here. She's astounded that I have nearly 4000 followers (Thanks, by the way, when did that happen?!) and she wants to know where you're all from. 😂
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I think today will be Wanton Hussy Wednesday. What say ye?
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Okay so I would absolutely drive up to 20 hours to avoid a 3 hour flight. This is like, a no brainer to me. Anyone else?
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Can I put corn on the cobs in a foil packet on the grill?
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My grandmother died. Holy fuck. Oh my fucking god fuck this fucking month.
I cant y'all, FUCK
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Maybe I'm weird but- I can't imagine having enough wealth to literally like, end world hunger, and *not* doing so. Am I missing something?
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How much man could a mansplain splain, if a mansplain could splain man?
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I HAVE DONE THE THING!!
I have found a mental health provider in network with my insurance, close enough for me to be able to get to, AND I emailed her.
I know that might not seem like a big deal to some... but trust me, it's a big fkn deal.
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Y'all-WHITE PEOPLE. Listen, as a white person who was raised in Southern Christianity, aka: some of the most racist, hateful shit that exists, it is a *relief* to me that all the bullshit they tried to instill in me can be UNLEARNED. You people have a choice and a chance. TAKE IT
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Well. We're at the hospital because I had sudden sever abdominal pain. Had to take an ambulance and everything. I am not amused. W. T. F.
Mom is with me, Husband is home with the babies, and I'm trying REAL hard not to have a full on panic attack. Send spoons. 😭😭😭
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This afternoon I went, for the 1st time ever, to legally purchase weed in a store and y'all, ngl-I've been waiting a *long* time to do that shit. There were lots of cops outside the store and it felt wild to just walk by them with a shopping bag full of weed. It was surreal.
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My dad always said he hated redheads. Just... as a rule, I guess. Poor fool. 😂
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Hey guess what. I HATE wearing a mask. Guess what I do anyway, every time I leave my house: Wear a fucking mask. Because I'm SURE it's better than a ventilator. Also I'm not a fucking asshole.
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So we're showing off our underwear-- is that....? Or no, it's supposed to be our tits, isn't it?
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I've got your "10" right here, mfkr.
Happy Friday night to everyone else.
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Okay, okay, I realize now why people do this. I'm only 6 away from 800 followers and I'm way excited about it. Little boost, anyone? I promise to be wildly (or at least mildly) entertaining. Any takers?
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Well. I started having bad chest pains, shortness of breath, pressure, lightheadedness, shoulder and jaw pain, arm pain/numbness. Looked up the new meds plus these symptoms and the internet told me to dial 911 immediately. So I'm at the ER.
I am 42 years old, and this is scary.
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Did anyone like school as a kid?
It was mostly unbearable for me.
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Got the bill from the hospital for my surgery... anyone wanna guess how much they charge for a hysterectomy? Just the day of, no other testing or imaging or pre/post surgery appointments, tests, or lab work... just the one day. Any guesses?
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Onion rings and French fries is a reasonable dinner, right?
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Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon is an auditory masterpiece, and arguably the greatest album ever made.
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@angel_0f_deathx
I refuse to give money to anything that claims Christian values. I *know* what that *actually* means.
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Our realtor just called- our offer was accepted! We got the house! 😭😭😭
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Ppl: How DARE you buy a dog-
GO TO A SHELTER
Shelters: these dogs aren't safe w/kids. Pls prove you earn 100k+, have 2+ fenced acres, & would NEVER leave a pet alone. What's your parenting style? How much $ is in your savings? Do you drink? Do you walk 5mi/day?
That'll be $380
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It's my birthday I'll be irritated AF and self deprecating ALL DAY if I want.
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The air has rainbows in it, you fucking bigots gonna stop breathing, too?
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I'm not fleeting actual nudes bc I want you people to still believe I'm hot 😂
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I'm home. Everything is okay, it was a ruptured ovarian cyst, and no need for surgery. All in all it worked out best case scenario. Except, you know, if I could have just NOT had that happen and NOT have gone to the ER in an ambulance for godonlyknows how much it's gonna cost 🙄
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One of my besties sent me this and I'm just honestly the luckiest. Fkn perfection:
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I'm a little late to the tits posting party, but I wanted to make sure I participated. Better late than never, eh?
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Do people still have friends in real life, is that still a thing?
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Pearl clutchers be damned.
In my defense, they started it.
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@MarshaBlackburn
It must be so embarrassing to not be smart enough to form a decent question for such an important and widely viewed event.
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Wow, this really blew up. I'm overwhelmed by the outpouring of support and love. I'll try to reply as I can today, but please forgive me if I miss some, I'm sure I won't be able to keep up.
If you've been assaulted, please know there is hope, you are not alone. I believe you.
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Fck it. Nothing fkn matters anyway.
Here, have a thirst trap
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I have never before achieved perfection when applying lip color, and likely never will again. Behold!
(It's the little things, right?)
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Who wants to come over and bisexually eat hot chip with me today?
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Last week I ordered these vintage aprons after my Grandma died, like it was gonna bring her back or something....they arrived and I found this tucked in one of the pockets. 😭😭😭
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@laurenancona
Cue my mom saying "oh well *I* do *that*, I think most people probably do.."
😂😂 like, oh my sweet summer child, no mother, no.
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Thirsty... homemaker? Anyone else have a thing for a pretty apron? I have a whole collection started, I love 'em!
Well, anyway--happy Thursday, finally 😘
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My 18mo loves piano music so much she gets almost emotional hearing it, and will play along on her little toy piano. I'm thinking of getting a piano (small, electric) as a family Christmas gift. I used to play- I think I could easily pick it back up again. I cant decide...
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I feel like we could all use some cheering up today. Here's a pretty picture.
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@BlackKnight10k
@RancidGinger
So many guys are intimidated. Like dude, if you make her see god by being a master of the sex toy, she's likely to let you do whatever you want and then she's gonna wanna see god again tomorrow. NO need to worry 😌
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Today I get to leave the house by myself to go get booster and flu shots. In celebration of being able to take this vacation, I put on a real outfit. I ended up with strong Velma vibes and I am Here. For. It.
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Google your first name + apocalypse outfit and post the first image result.
Mine is actually pretty rad:
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Attn! Libertarians: srsly NO ONE gives a fuck that you think you're different and special because you smoke weed and like sex. Either help us get this country out of the fkn clutches of the GOP before democracy DIES, or just go ahead and admit that you're actually Republicans.
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I feel more like myself than I have in a very very very long time. Holyfck I didn't realize how bad I needed this.
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Heyyy .. haven't done Saturday TAD in a while. I'm trying to choose something to be tied up in and came across this little number I had forgotten about. So flippin cute, eh? I may try on a few others, lemme see...
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Yeaahhh, patience is not my strong suit. It's time. I'm sure it will be dark by the time some of you see it, anyway.
My husband made me feel sexy af last night, and the buzz from it is still on today, so yay. Drinks! Music! Something sexy! Exclamation points!
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Ummm, I just saw a "thong Thursday" post and OMG is that a thing?!!
Because I *really* want thong Thursday to be a thing.
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This suit is adorable but my tits just keep falling all the way out of it, So it's definitely Titty Tuesday at my place 🤣
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Let's all give Judy a warm welcome to the internet, it's her first time
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My dad died last September. He was a miserable, sick, mean-spirited, bitter, abusive old man. (Only 60, the oldness was part of his character)
I knew he was dying and I intentionally did not visit. Or call. Or write. Bc sometimes silence says more than any words ever could.
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I've been in a bad depression for a while now and it's finally beginning to ebb and already I feel like a fog has lifted from my mind (and body, and spirit).
Depression is real, and it LIES TO YOU.
If you are mired in the darkness, I understand you. You are not alone in this.
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Can't sleep, mind's wired.
Late night thirst trap, anyone?
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Wait wtf is wrong with Spotify? I JUST finally signed up for that shit, and it was a whole entire pain in my ass, I'm gonna be pissed if I have to cancel, wtf
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Anyone else do the thing where ya lay awake all night thinking "if I can fall asleep right now I'll still get 6 hours.... if I fall asleep NOW I can still get 5 hours.... okay I can still make 3.5 hours, gotta fall asleep!"
No? Just me? Okay cool.
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I have to get a new license so I put makeup on. Idk what my point is. It's the end of the world and I look... okay, I guess? 😂😂
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@NidalAllis
Easy answer: I've already been locked down for 2 years. With an infant and toddler, now a toddler and small child. 2 weeks would be a fkn cake walk, I WISH that would work. Got these fkn virus humpers out here though, fking up life for those of us with sense....
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Theydies and gentlethem, behold! Color and cut by the incomparable
@StephStylezU
Flippin LOVE it.
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@1980Dorothy
This may be unpopular: the root of the problem is religion.
It's always the zealots committing the worst offenses, it never fails.
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@KimComstock5
I think everybody needs to stop having opinions on what women do with their own bodies. Let that granny rock some magenta, come on folks, it's fiiiine.
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If you're against gun reform you are not a responsible gun owner.
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So, to be clear, as long as someone claims to feel threatened they could walk up to, say, a recently acquitted murderer and kill them in front of god and everyone and get away with it, right?
RIGHT?
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