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Me: So you see, "LabGrownNeet" is counter-signaling. Im demonstrating confidence that ppl sense Im actually a career-chad
Robin Hanson: You're not using "counter-signaling" correctly.
Me: Ah yes - Ive been meaning to correct you on this. Words actually mean what they sound like
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@plume__
she's right. 20 minutes to the gym is too far. you don't want working out to be a pain.
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@RookieM2_
@PopBase
last week ms rey had a concert in paris and the streets were flooded by women dressed like Euphoria
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@Carmewlla
@kristoferthomas
This is not necessarily true even for men with a standard flexibility quotient. Saunas often have multi-level seating like a ladder. So if one sat upside-down with feet resting on an upper level then they could have worked in parallel.
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"prob very few 13 yos would have that as a dying wish"
it's official. even a sex worker that became the world's top sex researcher doesnt get it. women just do not understand male horniness.
lol how is this porn brained? do you think ppl watch porn and go 'hell yea now im gonna tweet a moral quandary'? idk how these ppl think porn works lol
and prob very few 13 yos would have that as a dying wish. Luckily this is a hypothetical. I know hypotheticals can be confusing
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@jayCMkay
adderall will do this to people without adhd too. it's why so many people take it illegally as a productivity booster.
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Get a bidet
Let's say pooping takes you 20 minutes. A bidet shaves it down to 5
At 3 poops a day, that's 45 minutes a day
11 DAYS A YEAR
What would you do with 11 days?
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@nbouscal
much of the dating discourse focuses on initiating a romantic relationship instead of being a better partner. but i don't think that's shortsighted. they're focusing on the part of the process that they struggle with.
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@shaggysurvives
This bit transformed society
(I actually think its rehabilitation is part of a more general backlash again social justice thought)
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@growing_daniel
ive basically only had protected sex. (ime no one uses birth control.) are you exagerating 👀
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@ESYudkowsky
Can any of the "charge more than worth" people explain? Surely someone is expecting more, or at the very least equal, value, otherwise they wouldn't buy?
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@RichardHanania
"Are you threatening me rn?"
"I'm not threatening you."
"But you just tore down a poster!"
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@Aella_Girl
Answering for other antidepressants:
Everyone enjoys the ketamine afterglow.
Low anxiety, happy people should try Wellbutrin and yeah, they'll probably be happier.
Happy men enjoy the increased drive from testosterone boosters.
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@BecomingCritter
surprised no one has pointed out that it's stupid to imply office work isnt real work. this concept comes up periodically and its never justified.
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@HughHoult
@Nick_Cerveza
?? this is obviously false. just think of how many kids genghis khan had
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@Aella_Girl
fascist is not synonymous with authoritarian. the right-wing reactionary populist part is important. it's just a distinct cluster from other authoritarians like pinochet or stalin so it's convenient that it has its own label
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@MehdiMovies
@Seamus_Malek
It's actually clever because the in northeast China they add R to everything. that's his joke
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@WeftOfSoul
@ostensiblynil
it works both ways
her: i want a chest like this. how did you do it? what exercises?
me: bench press. i actually do 3 variations [describes them] wait this is probably boring, right?
her: no, it's really interesting! i want to know more. but it's hard to understand w/o video
me:
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(don't read this if ur tripping)
in college a friend and i once bought lsd from the same guy (separately). i was busy that weekend, but she took her's. she had a psychotic break. it genuinely ruined her life
2 weeks later i was like, "...i already paid for it. might as well..."
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@thechosenberg
once we hit 40, you just gotta lean into it. criticize us for not hitting diamond in league
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@wanyeburkett
Nothing about the tweet has anything to do with the concept of souls.
It's saying that Americans are fortunate. North Koreans aren't.
Nothing incompatible with a materialist model of the world.
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@billyhumblebrag
that western europe hasnt collapsed into a pile of rubble is a testament to how good most people are
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@BootsPlatypus
roko is implicitly comparing social justice advocates to nazis. this is expected to annoy the sj advocates. but richard, a famous neo-nazi, is the one that got annoyed. it's an absurd reversal of expectations
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@fjonn
@Carmewlla
@kristoferthomas
thanks! it's nice to find a practical use for the training i received at MIT and La Sorbonne
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the guy in the middle, a neo-nazi, is irritated by the comparison!
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@user84829272
I think a lot of this psychological. Like yes, some workers will be more lean while still having good forearms. But there's also just something vaguely disgusting about the gym to many people. Feels unnatural or narcissistic. Someone chopping trees is a much more romantic image.
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@zeta_globin
i researched this thoroughly! in seattle, living on a boat is more expensive than renting an apartment.
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@BecomingCritter
the premise also seems straightforwardly false. the people that get burnt out are typically the people that work long hours.
there's a subset of burnout that matches the pattern you describe and it's interesting. but it's not the typical burnout scenario
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THEY FOUND HER
Help us find who stole the painting from the Bet on Love afterparty.
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@Aella_Girl
Really starting to internalize how fucking casually people read tweets. Zero appreciation of the lore. No sense of history.
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@thechosenberg
It's really nice hitting on a person that has explicitly confirmed they're open to being hit on!
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@skooookum
great show! i suspect they went a little overboard at the end. "oh no, people are relating to him. we need to make it absolutely clear us writers dont approve of him by cranking it up a notch"
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i get why yall enjoy trump. but chris christie was the greatest. people focus on his 1-liners, but he was at his best when lecturing teachers on why he was taking away their healthcare. sublime verbal fluency. it's like asmr, but it actually works.
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my friend says she doesnt wear bras because she's modest. her breasts are large. so bras scoop them up and place them perpendicular to her. which makes them more salient. she's A/B tested this using cat call frequency
i know she's messing with me, but her logic is flawless
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@Alkibiades_
The Ehestandsdarlehen did not pay for the mortgage. It paid for home goods (like furniture). It was an interest-free loan, paid back at 1-3% a year.
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Don't tell people you're going to minecrxft them. Even if both of you are in on the joke, Twitter isn't. Mods are the dumbest people in the world.
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@JaneWalerud
@snowmaker
That was legal. At the very least it was much less obviously illegal than than the companies mentioned in the OP.
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@Duderichy
In college, my buddy explained that this is exactly what he wants. No kids. Just a stay-at-home wife.
Idk, he seemed pretty cool to me. Very fit. Some lucky lady is going to be psyched.
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@RichardHanania
massive whitepill that gates ignored the blackmail and that she was a bridge player.
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@eigenrobot
bostrom's book has a section on effective eugenics. instead of raising kids to adulthood you shorten the feedback loop. you take stem cell derived gametes, select for an iq biomarker, extract the embryo's eggs, and repeat. 100s of generations of selection before you make the kid.
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@harry_taussig
no, it's not typical for groups to match the population at large. my gym is 90% men. my office is 90% men. history groups are 90% men. it's fine and normal.
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@nickcammarata
while he has some haters, scott alexander is as close to universally beloved as it gets
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seattle makes more sense once you realize its population consists entirely of people that moved to seattle and then didnt bother leaving
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@Carnage4Life
older doctors basically take the 200k all the time. except "nothing" isnt an option so instead they work 2 days a week. but they'd take nothing in a heart beat if it were an option. do yall just not know normal rich peope?
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@shinjik35195761
@wanyeburkett
if luck were incomprehensible with causality then no one would could ever be described as lucky. we call someone fortunate when factors outside their control lead to good outcomes for them.
you didnt pick your ancestors. you had no control over their actions. you're fortunate.
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@NLRG_it
no content moderation, but you can ban anyone you like for $500 (the banned person gets half)
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@primalpoly
she had this bespoke, analog note-taking system that she developed in complete isolation and ignorance of the online note taking community. it had extensive notes on etymology/language, history, and mythology and shortly after showing me this she ghosted 😫
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@BecomingCritter
im glad twitter brought us together because i dont understand people that are extremely into food. my mental model is that yall are slightly high all the time
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@MrAtomicB1
The problem there isnt MAID, it's the homelessness. The video implies his dr is wrong for being willing to sign off, but that's not the actual problem. He said himself he'd prefer death to homelessness so if you take away MAID and force him to be homeless it's not an improvement.
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@ESYudkowsky
@jeffreycider
Actually his friend donated fan art on his behalf as a birthday gift
I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that and this tweet backs it up
@QiaochuYuan
I’m just riffing b/c I had so many exactly similar experiences to yours. My name is HPMOR, which I read as it was written, as a birthday gift! So it’s fascinating to me how your takeaways and the impact could be so different.
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@goblinodds
hey goblin, does your bf read your replies?? just asking bc im planning a fun surprise party
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@kenthecowboy_
Common advice
1. Stop joking about topics that make ppl uncomfortable
2. Remove politics that make ppl uncomfortable
3. Stop discussing things of disproportionately male interest
Result
You're now the same as every other meetup. And its still mostly dudes. But now they're boring
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@thechosenberg
The context is sad, but a workout followed by ketamine is objectively a good time
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@metakuna
I once worked at a place that enforced this and I still get a thrill of Doing The Forebidden whenever I write a method that simply does what I need
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@acesounderglass
alcohol -> domestic violence -> bad family life -> all sorts of problems? would be hard to verify
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Bidets require great willpower. It's easy to go from pooping 3x as fast to pooping 3x as often.
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classic case of revealed preferences
women say they want someone prim & proper, but they cant resist the lowercase poster's roguish charm
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i once tried to explain soylent to a coworker
me: okay, so you know how when you wake up you're just like "fuck! 😩?" that's when...
coworker (interrupting): no, wdym? why am i upset?
me: you *just* woke up
coworker: idgi
we just starred at each other in mutual incomprehension
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@thechosenberg
the only problem here is that he didnt propose on the spot. it's not common to find someone so high openness and honest
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@lillybilly299
Taking it at face value would be a mistake. Her account's thing is making this point. People follow her to watch her make it.
We can see what men like by looking at porn actresses. If you want to check for some Kardashian effect, look at the top porn actresses of each decade.
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@shinjik35195761
@wanyeburkett
If MrBeast gave you a million dollars, could you be described as lucky? Why? It's a choice he made.
You'd be lucky bc you dont control him. And you dont control ur ancestors.
Yes, any scenario that isnt the current one is impossible. We can nevertheless consider hypotheticals.
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@PstafarianPrice
They're clustered together. Just imagine the conversations. It's mean-spirited to think about, but it's still true.
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@goblinodds
i tried to distract myself by reading smbc or watching TV.but the jokes were so negative! they kept mentioning dark/sad topics. and the mention of those topics made me sad! i realized this must be what's happening w my mom & others that dont like dark humor. it's not prudishness!
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@mattsalem
@gabrielledrolet
a serial killer would be dishonest and pretend to want the ice cream!! this behavior is honest and virile. i bet he'd be an excellent lover
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@Tjdriii
Lack of democracy meant that leaders could pursue passion projects instead of using resources responsibly.
When the metros were first built, moscow desperately needed housing. People were living in structures that had been intended for the very short term.
But leadership loved
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@Aella_Girl
people often describe it as "work feels good"
"take a pill that will fix every single one of my problems? idk...that sounds risky and weird"
- women not taking testosterone because their low T makes them risk averse
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@HotForMoot
i just keep hard drugs on my person at all times. when hassled, i throw them to the ground like a flashbang
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@acidshill
maybe this is obvious, but the actions this justifies are contrary to the standard depression advice. regardless of whatever thoughts you have, you're supposed to still do work, have friends,and engage in activities. otherwise you're just leaning into the negative attractor state
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sbf did nothing wrong. how many people did *you* grift? disgusting. dont hide your lack of agency behind some moralistic facade.
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idk how yall add speech bubbles
i fucking hate school and everything about it idk what to do i have no friends im literally eating in the bathroom rn
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