I think, therefore I can.

Had another interview today and it got rescheduled 😡.

Spotify requiring ID? Frostwire never asked for ID.

I remember when all you needed to verify your age online was a credit card.

Found coding Jesus on YouTube and man I feel bad for these kids… and I also feel a little more bad for companies who have to hire new grads. They’ve paid tens of thousands to learn absolutely dick.

Did some foot work today and told my wife “I actually had to some physical work today”. She goes “how’s that make you feel?”. And just I said “PISSED” she said “tired?” She doesn’t understand my disdain for physical labor.

Nothing feels better than walking into the AC from the humid heat.

Lowballing domain squatters and then talking shit about the domain when they respond is my new favorite past time.

RT @imagesaicouldnt:

God, I just want to work on a team and have people to give me feedback and that I can learn from so bad.

Oh thank god it’s cloudy.

Just blew a red light in front of literally 7 cops and didn’t get pulled over lmao ‘merica baby!.

I didn’t start dating her until a year later but the day I met my wife I went home and later that night told my mom that I met the woman I was going to marry.

Took me like 3 hours to find the flashlight in dreamcore poolrooms and my daughter found that shit in five minutes.

Games that have any sort of focus on sound are not for grown folks with kids.

Your mistake is thinking I’m low signal. No retard I’m low frequency signal. It’s called a vibe. Look it up.

Now what, do you own the world?. How do you own…. disorder?.