I've heard as the darkness of totality passes, it'll cause cellphones to react as if it's midnight and trigger Wordle games. #SolarEclipse #Wordle @NYTGames #pathoftotality

I have no words

"I plan to not vote for Biden because he's supporting a theocratic, genocidal, far-right regime" says those willing to allow America to become a theocratic, genocidal, far-right regime.

The truly terrifying news this week is not what happened deep beneath the sea, it's what's going on at the surface

Everyone is sooooo happy for @JoseAndresMT8 🙌

What happened to "On This Day" in @onedrive , @Microsoft ??? Tell me, how does one search photos for a certain date now? Try it ... it can't be done!!! Why do you keep screwing up your software if it's working fine? @msdev

#I95Collapse in #Philadelphia given a temporary fix by the US Army Corps of Engineers within 30 days. What do you think? Am I too optimistic?

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Gazdag's headed shot lead to an Own Goal to get us the 3 points and we'll take it 😎 #DOOP

The M1 Abrams Battle Tank has better sight clearance than the Dodge Ram and GMC Sierra

"Honey, I'm concerned about how much debt our family has now. I've decided to stop making our mortgage and car payments unless you cut our grocery and cable TV spending in half." #FucktheGOP #Automatethedebtceiling #DebtCeiling

Andre Blake just doing what Andre Blake does 🤷‍♂️🧱 Watch with #MLSSeasonPass on @AppleTV: https://t.co/hMmsCwQc8K #RBNYvPHI 0-0 #DOOP

Our Class of 1977 45 Year Reunion (oops ... make that 46 years!) is coming up on September 30th. Mass email have gone out, details are on our class website, and a USPS mailing is going out in early May. @UDROYALS #UDHSAlumni

Confirming Aaron Rodgers’ report:

Look at the depth. That’s why you NEVER mess with bollards. #WorldBollardAssociation

When the snow melts, thousands of russian soldiers will simply become statistical red dots on Ukrainian soil. How many more deaths are needed to stop the kremlin’s mad king of «red dots»?

This pic goes hard ngl. Thanks for visiting 😘

What's scary about this is that it's plausible to someone that doesn't understand what's really happening (which includes #Cult45.)

It's not easy to find, but YES ... one CAN watch full match replays! WHEW!!! - Go to Apple TV app. - Select MLS Season Pass. - Find the game you want to watch on replay. - Click the 'Go to Game' button. - Scroll down to the bottom of the page until you get to 'How to Watch'

Recap? RECAP???? How about being able to see the replay of entire match, @MLS and @AppleTVPlus ??? I am in total shock. This Apple deal is going to KILL MLS. Can't believe I can't even DVR a game and watch it later. And your near lack of afternoon matches SUCKS. #MLSSeasonPass