Lamont Price
@LPizzle
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Standup comedian. Licensed Bootyologist. Connect 4 and Super Mario Kart Champion. I have an afro and I'm great on clay. Rap Game Barnaby Jones
Somewhere in my head
Joined February 2009
Ayo, I'm dropping my Booker T article for @BostonMagazine. That's right, I'm a "5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME! 5 TIME!" published writer!!! This time I rank my Top 5 New England Amusement Parks. Now can you dig THAT, sucka?!? https://t.co/JrQbuI7DJs
bostonmagazine.com
A highly scientific ranking taking into consideration rides, food, and theme songs.
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Sometimes racism is funny
Three-time Trump voter who had to close his sawmill due to Trump's tariffs: "When people talk about Liberation Day, I can’t hide my sarcasm. We weren’t liberated. At the time, it almost felt like those tariffs were designed to liberate me from our business entirely."
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"I cook naked. I clean ... I clean naked. I DRIVE naked. Naked, naked, naked"
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Mack Hollins finally has a good excuse to show up to a game barefoot
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