KRANKY Profile
KRANKY

@LPShanet

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The director, writer, and glutton (and increasingly poor tennis player) known in some circles as KRANKY. https://t.co/leJDbB8Nyv

New York and Los Angeles
Joined September 2008
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
4 years
If you’re dyslexic, does life give you melons?
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
5 years
Are people still here? Just checking.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
6 years
Well, I guess parents can’t name their kids Karen anymore.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
7 years
Sounds like par for the course. There’s a reason they had to change their name. #witlessprotection
@yourdirtymind1
Tony T.
7 years
Outrageously bad service, two missed appointments, and then total denial by @GetSpectrum. And they call DirecTV evil??? Is there even a name for what they do?
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
8 years
@yourdirtymind1
Tony T.
8 years
@GetSpectrum Just raised my cable bill for the second time (25%/$40!) in the last year and won’t do anything about it. Great pricing strategy at a time when so many are cutting the cord. Now I know why “being on the Spectrum” means you don’t relate well or empathize with others.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
8 years
So excited that cufftheseries is an…
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
8 years
.@LansdowneRoad been trying to reach you, but neither the phone number nor the email on your website work. How can I reach someone??
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@BionicVincent
Vincent Taylor
8 years
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
9 years
Time Warner Cable is changing its name to Spectrum to better express our difficulty with interpersonal communication and social interaction.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
9 years
G trains are like holiday fruit cakes. There's really only one and you just have to wait till it comes to you.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
9 years
Spoke w/ Red Coat & they couldn't have been less helpful. Claimed to be out of hotel vouchers. You knew this flight was delayed for hrs ago!
@Delta
Delta
9 years
@LPShanet ...airport. You may wish to speak with a Red Coat supervisor for further assistance. -CA 2/2
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
9 years
Hey Europeans, no one really says "sportive".
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
10 years
The most important lesson that we can all learn from Tinder is that there are a lot of really fucked up ways to spell Megan.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
10 years
I'm growing weary of people not being wary of using weary when they mean wary.
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
10 years
Ok, so knowing is half the battle. But what's the other half? And does the fact that I don't know mean I've already lost the first half?
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@LPShanet
KRANKY
10 years
If you drive 1 mile to buy a Powerball ticket the chance of being killed or killing someone is 8 times more than the chance that you'll win.
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@wonanami
𓈒 maui 𓇼
11 years
@KatGraham @fusetv 1991 Remix Music Video is just awesome ! You did a great job Kat congrats 💘
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@fusetv
FUSE TV
11 years
Exclusive: watch @KatGraham's bondage-heavy new video for "1991 (@CitiesAtNight remix)" http://t.co/8ebAV2kusj http://t.co/zDBeJUf4rX
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@106th
Mark
11 years
Video Premiere: Watch @KatGraham's Bondage-Heavy "1991 (Cities at Night Remix)" Video http://t.co/g38n74jTLR via @FuseTV
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@CitiesAtNight
CitiesAtNight
11 years
Last month, Kat Graham released the remix we did of her recent single "1991." Today, she released the exclusive... http://t.co/yESpEOLOcc
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