Kajol Srinivasan
@LOLrakshak
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Stand-up comedian. Only does free gigs on Men's Day. Upcoming shows: https://t.co/9lQ2z6TDHF Insta: @lolrakshak. Email: [email protected]
Mumbai, India
Joined November 2016
My stand-up special "Does your mother know you talk about sex onstage" is now on YouTube. Do check it out https://t.co/kPOy93az1M
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Model 3 and Model Y battery packs retain 85% of their capacity on average after 200K miles of driving We also offer an 8 years or 120,000 miles battery warranty, whichever comes first
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Id like to caution against buying from a company called "Ditch the guilt". They take an online payment and then vanish. Total con operation. The amount I lost is too small to pursue this further, But I wish Instagram would look into what ads they promote.
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Abacus Global Management $ABL Reports Third Quarter 2025 Results Third Quarter 2025 Highlights: • Total revenue for the third quarter grew 124% to $63.0 million, compared to $28.1 million in the prior-year period. The increase was driven by continued growth in Abacus’ Life
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Im headed to Kerala in a month for shows. Do come!
Hello #Kerala !! Im so excited to be back this December with a new show. Tix on Bookmyshow: https://t.co/Jywqdvds6s
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Sudha is doing great, but the groom looks like a 1 second GIF animation on repeat.
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UP inspector Narendra Kumar Sharma, posted in Saharanpur: "A terrorist has no religion. Naxalite were Hindus. Several Hindu terrorists were arrested from the Navy and the Army. The opinion that terrorists come from Muslim religion is wrong. He (terrorist) is not a man of any
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My stand-up special "Does your mother know you talk about sex onstage" is now on YouTube. Do check it out https://t.co/kPOy93az1M
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I have multiple personality disorder, and as a body of individuals I would also like this exemption.
IT department and, court have noted that RSS is body of individuals, and exempted it from income tax: Mohan Bhagwat
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Today and every day, Anduril honors our heroes. Veterans are core to our mission. They make up over 13% of our employee base. That’s more than twice the share in the US Labor Force. We asked our employees to nominate their Veteran teammates to recognize their impact. Here's
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A dairy in Uttarakhand which never procured a drop of milk or butter from anywhere, managed to supply 68 lakh kg of ghee worth ₹250cr to Tirupati trust. Congratulations India, we now have non-biological ghee.
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There should be ZERO tolerance for violence against healthcare professionals. ZERO. #CooperHospital
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Style built for the spotlight. Crafted for performance. Blake Snell wears JAXXON.
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One Nation One Forest. Does Vantara have enough space to hold all the animals inconveniently inhabiting valuable land? Or will some leopards have to be relocated to Antilia?
This is an outrageous and cruel response to man-animal conflict, in this case leopards in Western Maharashtra. You cannot round up 1500 leopards and send them to a ‘rescue-centre’ ‘zoo’ facility. I sincerely hope it’s not approved. Need more thought on how to best handle the
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Every night wipe your face gently with a clean chit.
HARLEEN DEOL TO PM NARENDRA MODI: “Sir, I want to ask you about your skin care routine. You glow a lot”.
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If you feel like you're bad at your job and it's making you depressed, just consider that, as the investigation of the recent heist revealed, the password to access the Louvre's videosurveillance system was "Louvre".
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Gopal take 2 spoons of tumeric in milk and stop thinking of sex all the time.
@LOLrakshak Standup comedians from India won't admit but they are cheap prostitutes hungry for petro dollars and vatican dollars
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