Stayed at the library until 5 min to close and they played NSync's Bye Bye Bye over the speakers.. Direct and to the point. I like it.

@kim_MnM_ross No you're not!!! Take me with you!!

I can't move. Will someone please carry me to the bar?

My parents woke me up at 8 am on a saturday jammin to 70s disco music #welcomehome #killme

Drinking at the bank on a Friday night #winning

The nurse at Watkins drew a cat on my bandaid http://t.co/NspQl0aGeN

I had pizza for breakfast, lunch and dinner #JWestProblems

Wichita State reppin Kansas in the Final Four #Madness

I think I'm gonna blackout now. See ya later #fuckmichigan

The crying ginger!!! #RCJH #suckstosuckRoy

Vodka

Just did body pump then had laser hair removal done. Beauty is pain, right? #feelinit #betterbedamnbeautiful

Found the old Chucks http://t.co/6Qcp088L0E

Happy 23rd @marcuslenihan http://t.co/36lMiUGL9Q