I didn’t know how much I missed Rachel Zoe and her fashion. Just open a Studio 54 already, lady. #rhobh

For the price of this chick’s shoes, I could fly and go see Metallica in London. Hrmph. #rhobh

I keep thinking about that list. Like why does one artist I just found out about last year have 10 songs in the top 100. Madonna didn’t even have 10 and she was the biggest thing ever.

Top 100 songs of 1987 according to Billboard at the time. I know all of them. I knew 5 from the 2025 list (not including the old Christmas songs). I think it's weird the 2025 list had artists repeated so much too. (that list: https://t.co/NeP5UV8pyU) 📷

SCENTED. If only there was a marshmallow scene. There probably is.

If I buy marshmallow-scened hair mist, will it change the trajectory of my life.

Well here's a good mantra: Stop interrogating joy like it’s a suspect.

Like drinking a fizzy jolly rancher. Must try with vodka. To relive 2002 to 2004.

Whenever I see Dave talking about Metallica, I think about Kristen never shutting up about Tom on Vanderpump Rules. I mean once in a while I get it. But it’s been like, 40 years.

I think we’re good.

I like randomly posting this clip. @BillyIdol 🔥🫠

It’s weird that one of my favorite rock stars knows I watched Tag and He’s Just Not That Into You because of my Instagram story.

Am I crazy or is that Katie Maloney second from left.

Picturing @NikkiSixx doing the Stayin' Alive dance. (from "Heavy Metal" by Keith Elliot Greenberg, 1986)

IDK if this is true?: Open‑ended tasks are anxiety magnets because your brain thinks, “No deadline? No structure? Perfect—I’ll fill this void with every possible thing that could go wrong, or might be better, or maybe I should be doing something else.

Dear Mother Nature, thank you for not snowing last Saturday so we could go to Crossroads safely.

Asked ChatGPT how I could mentally block out Gwyneth from any scene in this movie, which is a bad enough film as it is.

"Andrew were YOU in the room" sounds like something a Real Housewife would say that then becomes a meme.

.@TEYANATAYLOR clears the air about the viral Leonardo DiCaprio clip from the @goldenglobes! #FallonTonight

I’ve been going to see @TheStruts for nearly 10 years? What in the flying f**k is time.