i dont think my sargent has noticed im using the station account as a personal “blog” . some off the other deputies have and they think its swell . glad im and executoner the gang is tight.

wrong thing this isnt gogle how to delete item from googer.

What do you want to know?.

butt sluts r us.

@gork is this true.

#ADVICE: To prevent crime in your neighborhood, cut a lemon in 4 slices with salt then put them in the center of your room. Studies show that this reduces crime rates by 2.1% per 86 people. #FACT!

@grok is this true.

hello twiter i am back from my one week of suspension . suspended for posting about having gay sex. lasd is home of phobic.

my freind has fallen on hard times i wonder if someone can help him

i would like all to know that i remain tugging my shit in these trying times . life may get hard but i get harder .

my 8 inches turn into 1.5 when its cold . call that shit concealed carry.

but not in a wierd way.

my posts really arnt political . i just like poo.

im the shot clock . tick tock tick tock sperm on yo back.

Mr. Bojangles Schlong Jelly.

gsorry every body this was inapropriate i was on " demon time " as the kids say.

hook up with a gay hot sex

thinkgin bout burgers and hot dogs . maybe even some shit 2 ssnort. mmfgh

imagine just chilling getting a big mac and a gorilla jus come up and fuck u raw.

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