Keir Starmer getting viciously thrown-out of a pub will always be the best thing on the Internet..

Ryton & Crawcrook Albion 0-1 BILLINGHAM TOWN

Congrats to Kyle Bell, winner of the October Goal of the Month! #topbins #UTT

⚽️KYLE BELL SIGNS ⚽️ We’re pleased to announce the signing of attacker Kyle Bell. Kyle is a pacy attacker with an eye for goal, he’s another one who has come in from folded @DawdonWelfareFC where he was part of their county cup winning squad! Welcome mate 👍🏻 #UPTHEECC

those 7 years I’ll never forget💙

Can everyone please retweet! Need as many there as possible for a great cause and a top top bloke!!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

🤷🏻‍♂️🏆 @DawdonWelfareFC #notasheavyasitlooks #countycup #champions

She enjoyed her first night in her new home #WhatASight 😍 #NotAsHeavyAsItLooks 🏆

The fuckin boys man💙💙💙

Dawdon Welfare Park FC Champions of the County 💙 #OurYear

Hahahahahah

foreseeable. good vibes only

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Another good win against @PCC_Peterlee today That's two weeks running we've beat the All England Semi-Finalists 2-0 ⚽ @CallumMunro2 ⚽ @D3NJN5 ⭐ @MrMac4341 #FirstFinalBooked #CleanSheet #TwoZip #SevenFawer #WeAreDawdon

7-3 win today in the Tommy Burrell Cup All credit to Sherburn Utd for making it a pretty competitive game Goals ⚽⚽⚽ @toon_jack ⚽⚽ @CallumMunro2 ⚽⚽ @KyleMitchelBell ⭐ @toon_jack Roll on next Sunday... All England Cup! #WellezWellezWellez

Commanding display in our 2nd game of the @DurhamFA Champions League group stage 5-0 win against @CoachmanAFC ⚽ ⚽ @KyleMitchelBell ⚽ @CallumMunro2 ⚽ @AdamCullenn ⚽ @91Robbie 🌟 @abbeero11 #WellezWellezWellez

😍 😍 😍 #TheGreenDrive #DawdonWelfarePark

How the fuck didn’t I know this when I am one

Anyone selling a 3 day bronze creamfields ticket ? #creamfieldsticket RT

Anyone selling a creamfields ticket 3 day bronze for @KyleMitchelBell