RT @HimexMarie: This is today!! 🤩🤩🤩.

Hmmm, the car looks like it wouldn’t nag at me about stuff . 🤔.

As a matter of fact, I am perfectly content not knowing what that clussy does.

We are on the unit on Relativity in class, and I am seeing that this is really useful stuff: . It is literally a scientific fact that the faster you thrust relative to your partner, the smaller your penis is to your partner. And if you go fast enough you can have a mutual orgasm.

The money is off the books so you could say our household has a Slush(ie) Fund.

Wow! With the wedding coming up we are doing so much adulting! Like merging our finances- as long as you count both of us stuffing some spare cash in a drawer so we can grab it quick and run outside if we hear the ice cream truck.