Jordan Belfort’s highest net worth (adjusted for inflation) was just north of $400 million in 1998.
Steve Cohen has committed to spending ONE JORDAN BELFORT on the Mets 2023 season alone
Ohtani accused this man of “massive theft” and illegal gambling a few hours later.
Now I’m no detective, but this would appear to be what the Wolf of Wall Street would refer to as a “rat hole”
Mets try to shame Cespedes through the media for not showing up, the internet jokes then assumes the worst, blows up in Mets faces & they issue another statement that he’s safe but they haven’t spoken, internet asks how they could know that if they can’t contact him, Mets PR 101
Jacob deGrom will always be the greatest pitcher I’ve ever seen in a Mets uniform but the fact of the matter is he didn’t want to be here.
Didn’t want to be part of the come-up. 101 wins (largely without him) and he still didn’t think it was worth sticking around
Make it sting
“Because I have more money than you.”
He hung up the phone, called his realtor, upped the offer and bought the home out of spite.
That’s the man I want holding the bag with Jacob deGrom on the line. (3/3)
Steve Cohen was once offered $1 million in cash simply not to bid on a home he was interested in.
The rival bidder told him that “his wife had her heart set on it and that he intended on winning.”
The payout was to make sure that he got what he wanted… (1/3)
The Mets spent and this is what was said.
The Dodgers spend and everyone goes “Wow, Los Angeles just built the league’s first-ever super team.”
Get fucked
The Yes Network is currently using
@NjTank99
rants in their highlights of the Yankees win last night
When are people going to realize that there’s Mets fans & then there’s Frank the Tank fans
All the
#FrankWasRight
people aren’t on your side, most are praying on your downfall
My gut tells me it’s gonna be Beltran.
Everybody loves a good comeback story right?
Alex Cora, AJ Hinch, Seabiscuit, The Mighty Ducks, Robert Downey Jr, Rocky, Kim Kardashian
#LGM
"MLB needs a salary cap"
"No good for the game"
"This makes small market teams even less competitive"
"The other owners are unhappy to see him run up his payroll"
"If the vote were today, it would be a very different result."
Too Late.
Pete Alonso is 4 RBIs away from tying Mike Piazza’s franchise mark for most RBIs before July
Francisco Lindor has the most RBIs of any SS up until this point since A-Rod in 2000
I was quick to write of Tai because he falls off in the 2nd half, but he's had 2 of the best seasons of his career with the Mets (1x All-Star) AND he's only 30.
Kodai Senga is 29 and a question mark.
People write Tai off but he's a known quantity and can slot back in for cheap
“McNeil’s hitting .230-.240”
Tiki Barber can’t even be bothered to do the bare minimum. Don’t know how anyone listen’s during baseball season
McNeil’s slash line .273/.350/.701
Not up to his standards (career .303) but he’s the one guy that I have no worry about turning it on
Seemed a little unnecessary considering he’s the player rep for the union, under performed his contract and complained on his way out the door.
I’m sure this will help the team attract free agents in the off season. Classy.
Keith Hernandez just casually doing an interview with Fox without having anything to promote makes me nervous about the SNY negotiations.
No exaggeration that it would hit me harder than the Correa news if he left the booth