Hello. This is Kylie. I am calling in dead?

Oof. #MyTwitterAnniversary

My moms business tiktok account:

MyTwitterAnniversary

And frankly- I looked like a mom every day back then too. I always have mom vibes. Im ok with it.

Update/ I look like a mom every day.

@DavidBrodyCBN So, let me get this right: because the potato toy presents and identities as male, you respect his decision and need no supposed scientific validation? 🤔

Looking at house rentals back home is depressing. Look at this 60 year old garbage 2 bed 1 bath for $1600/mo. 🙄

@awesome_jc 💕

Twitter stories but will can’t edit my typos.

Happy Christmastime y’all!

Look how cute my sister is!

This is one of the most important 11 seconds you can watch. It shows tax rates since 1950. The right-most part of the line represents billionaires. Watch what's happened to their tax rates over the last 70 years Source: https://t.co/6TSaK8Joim

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS. Believing you're somehow 'owed' sex for having acted decently for a little while, you're the problem broseph, not her.

I need more among us people in my life

What I read when I see your lawn sign.

Okay

Should I give myself bangs again? They keep growing out with my short hair.

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I don’t know if I like beets? I’ve had beets mixed in thing but never just straight up had a beet. The do beets taste like? Do they have a weird texture?