I wish they would sleep thru the night I wish they were potty trained I wish they would start kindergarten I wish they could tie their own shoes I wish they’d do their homework alone I wish they could drive themselves Man, I wish they were babies again Don’t wish the days away

Maybe I’m in the minority but I really enjoyed and appreciated a normal football game with the coaches not playing *look at me I’m so smart* hero ball

49 years old still got it but need the gather step

PSA youth sports parents: the HS coaching staff could not care less about your kid’s youth sports career. It all resets. They know what they are looking for and what they need in their program. So just relax. Make sure your kids have fun and give max effort

Reality check about youth sports: go to a Senior Night/Day at the end of a high school season. There are far less Seniors still playing than there are kids on your current youth travel team. Just enjoy the ride. It ain’t that serious. The ones who LOVE IT will keep playing

Ok I take back all my hot weather tweets. I’d rather 97 and humid than whatever this frozen, hopeless wasteland is

Somebody postgame should ask Sean Payton if a 30 yard FG would have helped his team at all

These football coaches never learn. So dumb. Take the points!!!!

“We’ll be doing football. That’s the plan”🥹

"This is the best day the Giants have had since they won the Super Bowl." —@danorlovsky7 on John Harbaugh and the New York Giants

Daughter’s school has announced a 2-hour delay on Tuesday in light of the Hoosiers playing for a national championship. The headmaster puts into brief but eloquent words why sports and community matter in general and why this Indiana team matters so damn much.

Hire him now @Giants. Don’t even bother interviewing him. Also hire one of the people from the Ravens front office as GM. Don’t care who it is. They are all smarter than everyone in your front office

Please Giants Please Please Please

This holiday season, make the kind of memories you'll never forget. Happy Holidays from Chevy.

Dear young athletes- keep this photo saved to your phone and show the next person who says you have to focus on one sport in HS. The amount of kids I’ve heard say “I can’t risk getting hurt” or “my coach won’t let me” drives me crazy. You get one shot to be a HS athlete.

The best lol

This man still coaching Michigan State at a HIGH level “America has gotten soft." - Tom Izzo (Via @CBBonFOX 🎥)

The snakes of the US government got in bed with the snakes of US health insurance companies with Medicare Advantage plans and then with Obamacare and now those two poisonous super-serpents are too big to kill

Republicans won on “Biden’s inflation”. Nothing changed so Democrats now repackaging it to “Trump’s unaffordability”. Very smart but until somebody actually improves the problem it feels like we’ll just keep flip flopping parties in power in perpetuity

Kid outside Garden “Tracy! Tracy Morgan “Yo!…You wit your pops? Kid “Yeah Tracy “Take care of him. You only get 1 Kid “Yeah Tracy “He love you. No way in the world you could possibly know how much Kid “OK Tracy “…Listen to me we’re friends. I’ll holler at you “Go Knicks

It’s time for the most important annual PSA for every American adult Unless you work with kids do not under any circumstances dress up in a Halloween costume at work You’re welcome