I��ve just watched half an hour of skateboarding at the #OlympicGames Roughly 35 participants have attempted tricks. 32 of them have gone arse up. They could’ve held this competition in the Coles carpark in West Leederville and seen more completed tricks. What am I watching?

Say what you want about the Gold Coast Suns, but it just goes to show that with a bit of character, some hard work, millions in handouts and 47 first round picks, you can achieve anything. #AFLSunsCats

In 2002, I somehow got a call up as a guest on Cometti Live. Pre-show conversation with Dennis, I drop the phrase that something or other 'got my goat'. Can't recall what. Show starts, question 1, 'Callum, is there anything in particular about 'xyz' that gets your goat? #Genius

Not all AFL players can enjoy decorated careers, so we often have to cling onto the small things when it ends. Which is why earning a place in Dennis Cometti’s “Centimetre Perfect” is a great source of pride for me 📪 ✉️

In global sports commentary circles, there were few, if any, better than Dennis Cometti. A WA and national treasure. #RIP

I’m sure this is in the ‘old man shouting at clouds’ category but why on earth would Victoria have Western Australia printed on their jumpers? #AFLStateOfOrigin

Well, this feels awkward….. #AFLStateOfOrigin

Hey @PabstBlueRibbon , how on earth am I supposed to enjoy my most favourite, delicious beverage now?

I really miss @rogerfederer. But @carlosalcaraz makes me miss him a tiny bit less. #AustralianOpen

Bloody brilliant, ripper kid!

It’s a fine line between pleasure and pain 🥭

Hello @kayosports, any chance you might start working again sometime soon?

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The worst part about @gabimartinelli pushing a clearly injured player is that 20 minutes earlier he spent 5 minutes rolling around on the ground faking an injury after tripping over his own shoelaces. Rank form, typical Arsenal.

And in other news, congrats also to @realDonaldTrump on being awarded Jenny Craig’s 2026 Slimmer of The Year. The trophy will look lovely next to this and your 2024 Rhythmic Gymnastics Olympic Gold Medal. Bravo.

More Warwick Todd for mine…..

Previous comments about what it all means aside, think the biggest inequity of the 2026 AFL draw (as identified by @maxlaughton) is wooden spooner West Coast playing more 2025 finalists twice then a finalist in GWS does. That’s just not right.

Never have I liked a driver but disliked a team as much as I do @OscarPiastri and @McLarenF1 #SingaporeGP

Man Utd are complete dog sh*t and I am all the way here for it #BREMUN

Can we just do what we should have done 10 years ago and pay Bruce Springsteen whatever he wants to play at the #AFLGrandFinal

This may be the funniest gag ever written in Twitter.