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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
my new favourite activity is as follows: 1. Like a tweet 2. Overthink the said tweet to assess if I really agree with it 3. Unlike the tweet to avoid assessment anxiety
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
If you are verified on Twitter, please amplify dalit voices. pass the mic. #DalitLivesMatter
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
time taken to ban @kunalkamra88 from several airlines: less than half a day time taken to arrest ABVP's Komal Sharma: still loading aap criminology samajh rahey hai?
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
me to my grandkids, "beta, woh komal sharma arrest hui ki nahi?"
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4 years
you think casteism doesn't exist because YOU DON'T GET AFFECTED BY ITS PRESENCE OR ABSENCE. baith jao yaar.
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
bhagwan hum sab ko munh band rakhney ki shakti de.
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@KushaKapila
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3 years
Covishield or Covaxine? I will say the better vaccine is the one jiska slot available hai cowin par. Just. Get. Vaccinated.
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@KushaKapila
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Missing a family wedding because the relative involved fatshamed me (“face bhar gaya hai na tumhara”) the last time we met is the level of petty I always hoped to reach as an adult. Your achievements mean nothing to toxic Punjabi families if you are not the ideal body type.
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@KushaKapila
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just received a tip that Tocilizumab is available for INR 2,20,000 today in the black market in Delhi. FOR ONE DOSE! Shame on whoever is trying to profit off people's tragedies. this needs urgent attention. Who do we hold accountable? This is so frustrating.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
I deleted Twitter from my primary phone so I can check it occasionally on my spare phone. Now I use my spare phone more.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
My uncle urgently requires two doses of Tocilzumab injection. He is 68 years old and is critical. Kindly amplify.
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3 years
absolutely no one cab drivers:
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
itne drugs mil gaye hai toh thodhe humari GDP ko bhi de do
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
why do some people always act surprised at my political opinions when I have always been clear AF. overacting ke pachas rupaye kaato.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
birthdays are basically you acting like a call centre employee for a day except call centre employees get paid to be nice to people
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
news channels out there really putting the ew! in news
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
The *Covid Care Center* at Commonwelth Games Villages *CWG*, Near Akshardham, District East Delhi, is now operational with 436 beds including 210 oxygen beds. This CCC is open to all and free of cost.
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"mujhe hugs do, mujhe hugs do" my mental health to me after watching prime time news
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
missing an ex friend hurts way more than missing an ex. fight me.
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@KushaKapila
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me: watches countless natural disaster documentaries to learn what to do during an earthquake also me during an earthquake: checks Twitter first #earthquake
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@KushaKapila
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3 years
Just called and confirmed at Rajiv Gandhi Super speciality hospital, Delhi - 36 oxygen beds available as of 12:55 via tanujanailwal on instagram amplify
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@KushaKapila
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I was today years old when I got to know that Neena Gupta WROTE and DIRECTED Saans in 1998. Straight up queen shit.
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
Most upset about giving up CamScanner. thought I could get through this lifetime without buying a scanner.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
um wow
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
Are we doing #saritwitter ? belated happy diwali, y'all!
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
the sheer suddenness of the move #ArnabGoswami
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
last week my therapist dropped the term revenge bedtime procrastination (RBP) which is basically when you have too many activities during the day and you are almost desperate to take control of whatever little time you have left to yourself at night. i am the CEO of RBP.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
kab khatam hoga yaar yeh
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
been watching this on loop and choking on my laugh
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
this world needs to be doused with kindness, empathy and sensitivity. We all need to do better. You need to do better. I need to do better. We aren't talking about the right things and we are definitely not hearing enough.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
excellent arrangement at Sarvodya Kanya Vidyalaya, Mongolpuri, Delhi. Please do not hesitate to book government schools for your vaccination. It will be my turn anytime now.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
tested positive for being a negative person
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
HAPPY TO MAKE CONTENT FOR MEN WHO CHOOSE TO WEAR LEHENGAS AT THEIR WEDDING ✨
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Guys who find kusha kapila funny are more likely to wear lehnga in their wedding.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
when you are angry, do you also cry, avoid confrontation, gaslight yourself and conclude the session with copious amounts of self pity or are you normal?
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
do you, too, sit in a room without a/c and fan or are you normal?
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
can we please normalise "asking for myself"? asking for a friend
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
what idiot called it naps instead of Miniso?
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
I know humko is hafte bahut zor se gyaan ayega aur phalaine ka bhi man karega but please practice opinion distancing.
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@KushaKapila
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3 years
I am taking some time off from amplifying as my husband tested positive for covid. I am sure he will be fine. I will know by tomorrow if I got it too. We are both doing absolutely fine for now. Please follow @awwwnchal @bhumipednekar @janiceseq85 @saahilmenghani who are doing
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
The D in PCOD stands for dard. P obviously stands for panauti. and finally, CO stands for COi hai jo is panauti ko mere shareer se nikal sakta hai?
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
Yo, if you are watching my content and will tweet at me, I will 9/10 times, reply. I haven't asked anyone on my Instagram to follow me here so I can have some quality chats. A girl can dream.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
ummmm I don't know who needs to hear this but when you say "arrey, period pain is not that bad ya", you are not speaking for every single woman out there. just please, don't. #PeriodLeave
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
to students being made to appear for exams, your parents can no longer taunt you with "humare zamane mein hum king cobra ki peeth par baith kar, maut ka kuan cross karke, 50000 cartwheels karte hue jaan par khel kar school jatey they".
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
period is near. please don't come near.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
my partner has been coughing since yesterday so we have arranged for a home test and I am a hundred percent sure he will test positive for being a badtameez
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
I don't know who needs to hear this but it's not Monday, it's you.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
13 yo me when my parents came back from a shaadi function at 11:30 pm
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
1 year
I don’t care what anyone says but ghosting is cruel and soul-crushing, it alters people’s brain chemistry aur meri friend ko ghost karna tha toh mujhe heads up dena banta tha so I could have prepped for it kuttey
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
sab kuch ban ho gaya hai par calling people without texting is still legal wtf why
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
where can I find a YouTube tutorial for quitting my present life, adopting a fake name and identity and living the rest of this lifetime on an undiscovered beach?
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@KushaKapila
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I am my 4 am friend
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
i agree. tiger should eat the leader instead.
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Assam BJP Leader Protests, Says No Beef For Tigers At Guwahati Zoo
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4 years
have shown no signs of personal growth in this pandemic. at least I am doing my bit to flatten the curve.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
2020 ko nauva mahina chad gaya hai. if you think the year was bad, abhi labour pain baaki hai.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
we should be way more thankful for @TripathiiPankaj than we already are. man's an actual gift that this world didn't deserve but most definitely needs.
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Kusha Kapila
4 years
remember Motorola's slogan "Hello Moto" which is exactly how all Indian relatives address any fat kid in the family.
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4 years
petition to name the year 2020 as tatti-tatti
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
Hahahhahahahahahahahahhahaha
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Kusha Ka pilla
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Kusha Kapila
4 years
As of June 3, Wednesday, men and women have been declared equal by Divyangana Trivedi. Congratulations, women, Divyangana has cured patriarchy. Is ladki se corona ka vaccination bhi mang lete hai. #braincellshavedied
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@KushaKapila
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if your hot friend is constantly uploading unflattering pictures of you on social media saying arbitrary things like “but you look so cute”, “no, you look fine, come on”, “you’re overthinking” when you clearly want them deleted, they are not a friend 🌚
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
2 years
mera August ke baad kaam karne ka mann hee nahi karta.
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Kusha Kapila
4 years
this lockdown has made me realise that Indian Internet suffers from the chronic disease of "baat baat par gaali dena".
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Kusha Kapila
1 year
wdyt is Sanna’s favourite colour? Why does she spell her name with two Ns? What’s her fave genre of music? Does she believe in love? Does she like AP Dhillon? Questions that will keep me up at night other than identity theft.
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@KushaKapila
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1 year
As someone who has worked exactly like this since 2016, I can tell you that other than high functioning depression and triggering my ADHD, this hustle has completely destroyed the idea of a life outside of work for me. I am not saying it’s not rewarding but the burnout is real.
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4 years
it's like we are living in the movie, Rajneeti
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
2 years
Accomplished, successful women feeling they are “a disappointment” because they aren’t married yet is how we have been scammed into believing that the end goal, despite everything, is marriage. #IndianMatchmaking2
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Kusha Kapila
4 years
Why do we only shit on fake WhatsApp forwards when paid trends on Twitter utna hee zeher failate hain? Selective outrage much?
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1 year
mere saare friends ki mental health equally fucked hai kaun kiska saath de
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Kusha Kapila
4 years
just wanted to offer this as a mood changer/distraction/bite-sized khushi (if you think this is exaggerated, you haven't met my family)
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@KushaKapila
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3 years
A friend's grandfather is admitted in the ICU at Jeevan Jyoti Hospital in Bahadurgarh, Haryana. The hospital authorities are telling him to move the patient as they are running low on oxygen. As of right now, the supply has stopped. PLEASE AMPLIFY THIS.
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nobody: Indian media twisting facts to conveniently suit narratives:
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4 years
looking at this picture, PM will likely declare at 6 pm, "as of this moment, the Triwizard Tournament has begun"
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@KushaKapila
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A person with disability is looking for oxygen home delivery. He is alone and and needs help. Leave the leads here. I am in touch with him. Thank you. location is RK PURAM, Delhi
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@KushaKapila
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3 years
the left might hate you the right might hate you but your mumma still loves you
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Kusha Kapila
2 years
my toxic trait is dedicating two hours to feeling like a loser every day.
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Kusha Kapila
4 years
I am my 4 am friend
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4 years
what idiot called it two minutes instead of dominate?
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i have a feeling a fatshaming incident on set last year has indefinitely fucked my relationship with food. I swear to god food doesn’t taste like food anymore ykwim and I never really know when I am hungry.
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Emily in Paris is proof that being conventionally pretty is enough skill to gain instagram followers
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that time when I thought failing in both maths and economics in my preboards was the worst thing that could have happened to me in my life hahahahahahahahahhaah lol yaar
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3 years
Any ICU beds in Delhi rn? Please amplify.
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4 years
I strongly condemn the coronavirus. sab iski wajah se hua hai.
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4 years
nobody: govt: b̶h̶o̶o̶t̶-̶v̶o̶o̶t̶ migrant crisis-vrisis kuch nahi hota. yeh sab aapka waham hai.
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Thinking about the collective trauma of the country and how in posterity- here's believing we all make it - when we do talk about this moment in time, how will we? This trauma isn't singular, it's shared, it's lived, it's so potent that that decades will pass, and yet even the
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BLOCKED MORE THAN 200 PEOPLE TODAY. y'all should try this. Mario Kondo that block button.
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Kusha Kapila
3 years
Arsh Hospital in Faridabad has ICU beds available, verified as of 11:50 pm, April 20. Includes Remdesivir. AMPLIFY.
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drunk uncles showing off their acrobatic dance moves at Indian weddings.
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*this is a clever tweet addressing the football match everyone is tweeting about*
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@KushaKapila
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4 years
my phone's been on silent for seven years now
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Is it just me or y'all also have the habit of keeping your phone on silent ?
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@Itsplutonic I enjoy watching Shehnaaz too :)
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4 years
I have a joke on GST... oh fuck, GST bharna bhool gayi.
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
4 years
chalo #DLM tweet nahi karogey par apne privilege ko kaise deny karogey? man mein toh sabko pata hai that a whole lot of us (including me) benefit from it.
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wake me up when covidember ends
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4 years
news ko sirf views chahiye
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@KushaKapila
Kusha Kapila
3 years
my uncle who needed Tocilizumab a week ago passed away shortly after. Cardiac arrest. We never received the said medicine. It was today after a week we were able to share the news with his wife, brother and sister in law because all three of them were critical at that time. I --
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My uncle urgently requires two doses of Tocilzumab injection. He is 68 years old and is critical. Kindly amplify.
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selective outrage privilege hai, friendssss. Charity and empathy begins at home is all I'd like to say.
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does daily crying affect your water intake? asking for the world.
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sex and all is cool but have you ever taken three perfect naps on a Monday?
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Happy Teacher's Day 2020 to YouTube for teaching me how to - cook - make my own sourdough and banana bread - whip up dalgona coffee - do my own eyebrows - wax - get abs in 2 weeks - roast other creators
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