My first intubated #COVIDー19 patient was extubated!!! That’s awesome news. 👏🏻😀.

I guess all my pharmaceutical payments have gotten lost in the mail. Who do I contact about this?.

I always feel like a fake doctor when I tell patients about benign paroxysmal positional vertigo. Your ear crystals aren’t in alignment. I’m going to adjust them with this series of positions and maneuvers.

RT @TPP_MD: Every doctor in public:. “What do you do for a living?”. I work downtown. “Where?”. At the hospital. “What’s your job?”. I take….

What’s the deal with so many people in their 30s acting like their bodies are 90 years old on social media? On average, it seems a bit over the top.

Please provide radiologists with a thoughtful clinical indication for imaging. Radiologist, please read the thoughtfully written indication for imaging.

The boys and I won the league. 🤩

You better address relevant abnormal vital signs in your note before discharging a patient. Don’t forget discrepancies between your history and triage/nursing notes.

My wife always asks about clothes pairings and I never know, so I asked ChatGPT. Threw some shade.

No one knows how to merge while driving anymore, or maybe they just don’t care.

I think I would like my job even more if I could blare music in the emergency department like they do in the operating room.

Physician’s potluck:

RT @SalaryDr: Private equity didn’t just enter healthcare—they’re buying it. Owning ER groups, anesthesia practices, even residency progra….

First game back in 17 years. Felt every bit of it! Haha

If you treat a common cold you get better in seven days. If you don’t treat a common cold you get better in a week.

Something poetic about this book being using as a monitor stand at the hospital.

I got the whole day off to mess with these scammers.

Medical tourism, especially for elective reasons, is still wild to me. I often see complications in the ER and it is often a disaster. Poor quality of care and complete disregard for follow up/continuation of care.

“Lost” a whole month’s paycheck in the markets today.

Whoever put this in the doctor’s lounge freezer. Why are you eating this? How is there a big enough market for tuna noodle casserole for this product to exist?

Do enough, or not enough, of a procedure and complications will happen.